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(13:26:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: My roommate just drooled on himself cause I told him to stop looking retarded.
(13:26:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(13:26:42) Kingschoolyou: XD
(13:26:51) darkangel76: >.<
(13:27:33) AkumaTsuki: Wait drooling on yourself makes you retarded....
(13:27:35) AkumaTsuki: DAMNIT
(13:27:40) AkumaTsuki: Why didn't anyone tell me
(13:27:46) AkumaTsuki wipes her chin
(13:27:49) Kingschoolyou: ._.
(13:28:29) AkumaTsuki: I like paint chips
(13:28:49) AkumaTsuki: I got into the appraisal buisness so I could eat wall candy everyday
(13:28:49) Arisilde: ILY AKU
(13:28:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(13:28:52) AkumaTsuki: OM NOM NOM
(13:28:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Hahahhaha
(13:28:59) Arisilde: XDDDD
(13:29:02) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(13:29:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Quote it
(13:29:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(13:29:36) Kingschoolyou: No >8u
(13:30:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: SLORE
(13:30:36) Kingschoolyou: W-what?....
(13:30:48) Kingschoolyou: Slut + Whore = Slore?
(13:31:01) AkumaTsuki: CUNT
(13:31:07) AkumaTsuki: KINGY IS A CUNTPICKLE
(13:32:28) Kingschoolyou: Well you didn't have to go that far ;_; .....everything was all fun and games with whore and slut calling, but cuntpickle?....come on, we aren't being serious.
(13:32:38) AkumaTsuki: YUSH
(13:32:54) AkumaTsuki: ALL MUST KNOW OF YOUR FAILURE...um...ness
 
(13:46:42) AkumaTsuki: KILL HIM
(13:46:51) Misanthropiclove: I side with Aku.
(13:46:58) Misanthropiclove: She took the words right out of my mouth.
(13:47:14) Misanthropiclove: Inserted them into her labia, stirred them about, and then slapped them into chat.
(13:47:18) Kingschoolyou: DId she do it while she was kissing you like in Meatloaf?
(13:47:26) Mr_Master: Aku has "KILL HIM" as a macro.
(13:47:28) AkumaTsuki: My Labia does have a way with words
(13:47:42) Misanthropiclove: Oh it does.
(13:47:42) darkangel76: XD
(13:47:45) AkumaTsuki: It's more articulate than Obama and Hitler combined
(13:47:50) Misanthropiclove: I quoted your labia in my research paper.
(13:47:57) darkangel76: >.<
(13:48:14) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(13:48:15) Misanthropiclove: "And, on ecofeminism, Aku's Labia stated "BITCHES NEED TREES TOO MOW-FAKA!"
(13:48:20) AkumaTsuki: Why thank you Misan. It always appreciates when it recieves proper credit
(13:48:38) Misha_Hiroki: My labia isn't anything special. It just has razorblades growing out of it.
(13:48:42) AkumaTsuki: You forgot the "OM NOM NOM"
(13:48:56) AkumaTsuki: It's ok...Labi forgives you for misquoting him
(13:49:36) Misanthropiclove: Well, Aku, the way I had to write my paper "Om nom nom" was a foot note.
(13:49:48) Misanthropiclove: As was the expelling of the tear gas.
(13:49:50) AkumaTsuki: Ah ok. That works
(13:50:20) Misanthropiclove: I also made sure it transferred the space herpes to the professor.
(13:52:35) AkumaTsuki: Misan....have I told you how much I love you today?
 
(14:14:33) AkumaTsuki: I think Hhavy exploded...
(14:14:41) AkumaTsuki: But thats ok
(14:14:45) Anansi: My anger is directed at the guy that just sent me a mocking email concerning my failing his class and thus not graduating
(14:14:52) AkumaTsuki: I will love every tiny exploded peice of her just the same
(14:15:08) AkumaTsuki: and give it spaceherpes
(14:15:15) Mr_Master: I love my exploded infected e-sister!
(14:15:23) Lucki_Chantz hugs Anansi
(14:15:44) Kingschoolyou: QUICK! Gather the Kings men and the Kings horses....we'll put her back together again.....we have the power, the technology. She will be faster, stronger.
(14:16:06) AkumaTsuki: Will she be able to kill from great distances, because I find that sexy
(14:16:06) Kingschoolyou: >8U
(14:16:13) Mr_Master: she will make "nanananananananana!" noises when she runs in slow motion!
(14:16:19) Kingschoolyou: Yes she will.
(14:16:28) Kingschoolyou: She will to both of those
(14:16:35) Kingschoolyou: Let's get to work!
(14:16:47) Kingschoolyou Hands MM and Aku a blow torch, and welders mask.
(14:17:52) AkumaTsuki licks the torch
(14:18:00) AkumaTsuki blows the torch
(14:18:06) Mr_Master: wait, why does she get the mask, and I get the torch? Oh, that's why.
(14:18:09) Mr_Master enjoys
(14:18:10) Kingschoolyou: XD
 
(18:33:24) Ilovegoatse spreads his legs and punches Dream really hard in the throat
(18:33:52) Kingschoolyou punches Goaty's penis.
(18:33:54) Kingschoolyou: >8U
(18:34:00) DareToDream: Why did I get punched?
(18:34:01) Ilovegoatse moans and pees onto the carpet
(18:34:07) Ilovegoatse: I DON'T KNOW =D
(18:34:15) Kingschoolyou: !
(18:34:22) Kingschoolyou shoves Goaty's face into the carpet.
(18:34:30) Kingschoolyou: YOU DON'T PEE ON THE CARPET >8U
(18:34:54) Lucki_Chantz: xD
(18:35:10) Ilovegoatse moans as his face is shoved into the shag carpet
(18:35:24) Ilovegoatse wiggles his butt at King
(18:35:54) Kingschoolyou grabs large spatula and whacks the wiggling butt.
(18:35:55) Kingschoolyou: >8U
(18:36:06) Kingschoolyou: You like eating shag carpet? SAY YOU LIKE EATING SHAG CARPET!
(18:36:24) Lucki_Chantz takes pictures and sells them on ebay
(18:36:31) Ilovegoatse stares at King and punches him really hard
(18:36:36) Ilovegoatse: :3
(18:36:39) Kingschoolyou:
(18:37:06) Lucki_Chantz: Goatse I love you!
(18:37:14) Kingschoolyou: Ahhhhh FG Spoofs. Best mood killer around.
(18:37:26) Ilovegoatse: oh no, punching you is just as pleasing
(18:37:27) Ilovegoatse: :3
(18:37:35) Ilovegoatse kicks Lucki REALLY hard, too
(18:37:44) Kingschoolyou: Just like how you tell Padan you love him?
(18:37:58) Ilovegoatse: with punches!
(18:38:10) Kingschoolyou: \o/
(18:38:13) Lucki_Chantz moans and rolls around
(18:40:03) Lucki_Chantz humps Goatse's leg
(18:40:29) Kingschoolyou fondle Goatse's bawlz with vice-grips.
(18:40:59) Kingschoolyou adds an "s" to "Fondle"
(18:43:28) Kingschoolyou spots a Zalvek.
(18:43:29) Lucki_Chantz keeps humping goatse's leg till it falls off
(18:43:31) Kingschoolyou: >8U
(18:47:24) Ilovegoatse: :>
(18:47:35) Ilovegoatse takes cheetos
(18:47:38) Ilovegoatse puts them in a bowl
(18:47:41) Ilovegoatse grinds them up
(18:47:46) Ilovegoatse adds some lard
(18:47:56) Ilovegoatse rubs them on his dick
(18:48:00) Ilovegoatse fucks King in the butt
(18:48:08) Kingschoolyou: Oo
(18:48:15) Lucki_Chantz: Hahahaha
(18:48:21) Lucki_Chantz laughs at King
 
(00:09:58) Mr_Master: Night everyone, I'm out as well.
(00:09:58) Misanthropiclove gasp
(00:10:24) Mr_Master noms on all the ladies and bagel and Misan... oh, hell, noms on everyone.
(00:10:34) Nihilistic_Impact has lesbian sex with MM
(00:10:54) Misanthropiclove watches the improbability
(00:11:06) Mr_Master: What's funny is, in college, one of my running jokes was "I am not a lesbian!" Oh, how times change.
(00:11:31) Anansi thinks tmr is gona consist of sexual harassment and work
(00:11:33) Nihilistic_Impact: You know Satan was a lesbian in college.
(00:11:39) Arisilde: Oh MM! *Gives MM extra Nighty Night Lovings*
(00:11:59) Broomhandle45: How was college back in the 1700's?
(00:12:20) Nihilistic_Impact: Rather dull; but Satan could throw a keg.
(00:12:31) Mr_Master: It was pretty decent...
(00:12:34) Broomhandle45: What, no dragon slaying, elf sluts?
(00:12:46) Misanthropiclove: No
(00:12:46) Mr_Master: in the 1700s?
(00:12:51) Mr_Master: you're thinking of the 1400s.
(00:12:55) Mr_Master: THOSE were the days.
(00:12:58) Broomhandle45: Oh, my mistake.
(00:12:58) Misanthropiclove: You see it was the dragons who were the sluts.
(00:13:01) Nihilistic_Impact: Probably closer to the 1200s.
(00:13:10) Mr_Master: slaying the elves, fucking the dragons..
(00:13:10) Anansi: Kegs were not invented till the 1900's
(00:13:10) Mr_Master: yeah.
(00:13:17) Anansi: You're thinking of barrels
(00:13:20) Misanthropiclove: Personally I miss prehistory
(00:13:25) Mr_Master: mmm.
(00:13:40) Misanthropiclove: Just waiting around and watching rock form.
(00:13:42) Anansi: mmmm
(00:13:43) Mr_Master: I had this awesome thighbone to beat people with.
(00:13:45) Misanthropiclove: The good days.
(00:13:50) Mr_Master: indeed.
(00:13:57) Mr_Master: life was simpler then.
(00:14:01) Misanthropiclove: Then the first whale.
(00:14:02) Anansi: Jeff fire you put that thing away!
(00:14:03) Mr_Master: miserable and short, and we LIKED it like that.
(00:14:10) Misanthropiclove: I KNOW
(00:14:13) Misanthropiclove: These kids
(00:14:19) Misanthropiclove: With their portable fire and wheels
(00:14:26) Mr_Master: Wheels!
(00:14:34) Mr_Master: That was something I never thought would catch on
(00:14:46) Misanthropiclove: I invested in squares
(00:14:53) Misanthropiclove: Lost all my cowrie shells.
(00:15:06) Mr_Master: they took the furs off your back.
(00:15:15) Misanthropiclove: Yep.
(00:15:24) Mr_Master: I hear squares are making a comeback. All that modern art...
(00:15:26) Misanthropiclove: Then the year the cat was domesticated. So much fun.
(00:15:44) Mr_Master: I remember when they invented trees.
(00:16:15) Misanthropiclove: I personally think they all should bear fruit.
(00:16:26) Arisilde: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(00:16:44) Anansi: I remember watching the God take a rib from adam for our bbq....er...I mean..to make woman...yeah that's how it worked
(00:16:46) Misanthropiclove: Or at least human eating monstrosities from the lower depths.
(00:16:46) Arisilde: FRUIT
 
(22:56:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Damnit, I'm really cold.
(22:56:51) Mr_Master: Blanket?
(22:56:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: sweatshirt
(22:57:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: and blankets
(22:57:07) Mr_Master: Get some more!
(22:57:13) Mr_Master: and get your cat!
(22:57:17) Mr_Master: they're warm.
(22:57:36) Misanthropiclove: Cats are warm.
(22:57:39) Accelerator: I could warm you up
(22:57:40) Misanthropiclove: And they should be snuggly.
(22:57:46) Misanthropiclove: Unless they are defective.
(22:57:48) Misanthropiclove: >.>
(22:57:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: My cat ran away
(22:57:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: He was hungry
(22:57:53) Misanthropiclove: I see how it is.
(22:57:56) Mr_Master sees Vampy, punches him, kisses him, and leaves him alone.
(22:57:57) Accelerator: defective cat?
(22:58:05) Misanthropiclove: Yes.
(22:58:09) Misanthropiclove: Like my cat Jesus.
(22:58:10) Mr_Master: No, "detective"
(22:58:17) Misanthropiclove: He is fat, and therefore should be cuddly.
(22:58:17) Mr_Master: The cat's on a mystery.
(22:58:19) Misanthropiclove: He is not.
(22:58:24) Misanthropiclove: Thus he is defective.
(22:58:30) Accelerator: haha
(22:58:30) Mr_Master: He is! Sherlock Whiskers.
(22:58:32) Accelerator: nice
(22:58:46) Misanthropiclove: I would watch that.
(22:58:51) Misanthropiclove: Or, preferably, read it.
(22:58:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: haha
(22:59:06) Misanthropiclove: Unless it was written by Stephanie Meyer or Orson Scott Card.
(22:59:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Ew.
(22:59:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Not Stephanie Meyer.
(22:59:23) Mr_Master: Not fond of Card?
(22:59:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I liked twilight, but if it vanished into the ether, I wouldn't care.
(22:59:34) Mr_Master: I liked lots of what he wrote before I found out he was a nutball.
(22:59:44) Misanthropiclove: His writing is good, yes. He himself is a crazy.
(22:59:59) Misanthropiclove: I am really glad I got to read Ender's Game before I was linked to his blog.
(23:00:05) Mr_Master: Indeed.
(23:00:41) Mr_Master: Well, I see it kind of like Madonna. Yeah, she writes children's books now and wants to be English, but back in the day she was a freak and a half, and so I learned to separate the artist from the art.
(23:00:49) Corporal_Bunny: Why is he a nutball?
(23:00:50) Mr_Master: So I can still read Card when I want.
(23:01:15) Misanthropiclove: He is super religious, hates gays, and such. At least the gay bashing bit is what gets me the most.
(23:01:35) Corporal_Bunny: Ah so he's just the normal radical
(23:01:45) Mr_Master: I'll give you a sample opinion of his: gay people can already get married! A gay man can still marry a woman. I don't see the problem here.
(23:02:12) Mr_Master: yeah, that's a kind of basic disconnect.
(23:02:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Lol
(23:02:32) Misanthropiclove: Yep.
(23:02:37) Corporal_Bunny: Lol, on an outside perspective, that would be a great t-shirt for humor wise. Not that I'm against gay marriage
(23:02:46) Corporal_Bunny: just saying its like the "Fish of the sea" thing that Jessica said
(23:02:47) Misanthropiclove: REQUIEM
(23:02:51) Misanthropiclove: WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED.
(23:02:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: OKAY
(23:02:58) Misanthropiclove: ORSON SCOTT CARD DECLARES IT.
(23:03:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I"LL GET MY DRESS
(23:03:11) Mr_Master: She has one ready.
(23:03:11) Misanthropiclove: But I still get to fuck Accel on the side, okays?
(23:03:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Okay.
(23:03:19) Cellar_Door: And me?
(23:03:21) Corporal_Bunny: More so, does he hand out cards? "Here's Card's card."
(23:03:22) Misanthropiclove dresses up in a snazzy tux
(23:03:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- puts on a pretty dress.
(23:03:32) Misanthropiclove: Okay Cellar, you too.
(23:03:39) Mr_Master: Hahvy gets to watch, though.
(23:03:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: \o/
(23:03:46) Mr_Master: as wife, that's her right.
(23:03:51) Misanthropiclove: Of course!
(23:04:07) Misanthropiclove: I would never deny her the wifely duty of watching her husband suck cock.
(23:04:14) Misanthropiclove: That is just not Christian.
(23:04:22) Mr_Master: I'm glad we all agree.
(23:04:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: xD
(23:04:34) Misanthropiclove: MM, will you be the priest?
(23:04:47) Misanthropiclove affixes a stick to the horn to make it a cross
(23:05:20) Mr_Master: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here under the watchful eye of the horn-cross to see these two united in a holy sham marriage.
(23:05:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: xD
(23:05:33) Mr_Master: Blessed and consecreated by the First Church of Misha, Scientist.
(23:06:03) Misanthropiclove: I have written my own vows, Sea Father.
(23:06:13) Mr_Master oils up the Holy Chainsaw
(23:06:18) Mr_Master: You may proceed, Misan.
(23:07:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- thinks about what she has to do tomorrow.
(23:07:18) Mr_Master: Masturbate?
(23:07:21) Misanthropiclove: I, Misan, being of sound mind and Japanese blood, vow to be the best sham husband to my sham wife. Whenever she craves mansmut, I will bend over for her pleasure. Whenever she wants to see fellatio, I will have a willing throat. Whenever she needs raptor porn, I will write it. And, as long as she will wish it, I will cook for her and make her pleased as only a sham husband can be.
(23:07:30) DareToDream: Fuck twins?
(23:07:56) Mr_Master: I think that goes without saying that he would fuck twins for her pleasure.
(23:08:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- just giggles.
(23:08:10) Mr_Master: oh, wait, the thing she has to do tomorrow.
(23:08:21) Misanthropiclove: I'd take on octuplets for her pleasure.
(23:08:39) Misanthropiclove: And drown in the resultant bukkake, as a dutiful sham husband.
(23:08:45) Mr_Master: give it a few years, they'll be old enough.
(23:08:54) Misanthropiclove: It's my plan.
(23:09:09) Misanthropiclove: "Hey babies, I was in college when YOU were born. Wanna fuck?"
(23:09:22) Mr_Master: This is acceptable to both Our Lady of Insanity, Misha, and to the all-seeing sea-father.
(23:09:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- should probably read her vows or just let them continue.
(23:09:30) Mr_Master: Hahvy, do you have any vows?
(23:09:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Oh snap.
(23:09:41) 2AM_Club: ..what's going on?
(23:09:48) Misanthropiclove: Sham wedding.
(23:09:52) Mr_Master: Duh
(23:10:03) 2AM_Club: betwixt whom?
(23:10:09) Mr_Master: Shhhhh.
(23:10:10) Misanthropiclove: Myself and Requiem.
(23:10:21) Misanthropiclove: Now hush or the holy Sea Father shall pierce you.
(23:10:21) 2AM_Club: I object!
(23:10:42) Mr_Master: You don't get to object to a sham wedding!
(23:10:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I, Hahvy, of the sound and mind of Irish blood, vow to be the best sham wife for my sham husband. I will let him do as he pleases with men for my entertainment and will never hinder him from doing so. I will help with the cooking and cleaning, and if children somehow result, I will keep them away from him as a sham wife would do for a sham husband who doesn't like children.
(23:10:43) Misanthropiclove: I'll fuck you on the side, now hush that fuss.
(23:10:51) Mr_Master marries 2AM
(23:11:02) 2AM_Club: =]
(23:11:15) Corporal_Bunny: Is it canablism if my cats ate some of my aninmal crackers?
(23:11:20) Mr_Master: This is also acceptable, my dear sister and twin to Misha.
(23:12:12) Mr_Master: By the powers granted to me by the BlueMoon Chatroom and the gibbering lesbian Canadian sexpot goddess of mayhem, I now pronounce the two of you sham-husband and sham-wife.
(23:12:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Woots!
(23:12:31) Misanthropiclove kisses Cellar for Requiem
(23:12:38) Mr_Master: You may pretend to kiss the bride.
(23:12:42) Mr_Master: or kiss Cellar, as you wish.
(23:12:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- watches.
 
(14:56:52) darkangel76 meanders back into cha
(14:56:56) darkangel76: *chat
(14:57:05) Cellar_Door: Hi DA.
(14:57:11) Mr_Master cha-chas back into the meander
(14:57:16) darkangel76: hiya, CD!
(14:57:30) darkangel76: hehehe!!! if only i could dance. XD
(14:57:32) Cellar_Door climbs onto DA.
(14:57:43) iKitten: the cha-cha-cha?
(14:57:46) iKitten: O.O
(14:58:03) Ilovegoatse: Lots of things
(14:58:04) darkangel76 is squished "hello!" XD
(14:58:10) Mr_Master: technically it's just called the Cha-Cha. But yes.
(14:58:19) Ilovegoatse: Bad stuff keeps happening, and for some reason the way I'm expressing my anger is getting increasingly aggressive
(14:58:31) Ilovegoatse: First I was pulling out my hair, now I'm apparently trying to break my own hand
(14:58:39) Ilovegoatse: before the two I stabbed myself with a pen to the point of bleeding
(14:58:40) iKitten: Chachachachachacha~! 8U
(14:58:53) darkangel76: that's not good. poor goatse.
(14:59:15) Cellar_Door: Chachacha~Chachacha.
(14:59:31) darkangel76: how does one cha-cha anyway?
(14:59:44) Mr_Master: With skill.
(14:59:49) Cellar_Door: Mmm, good question, sounds like it could be applied in many ways.
(14:59:52) Mr_Master cannot describe the steps in text while at work.
(14:59:56) darkangel76: skill i don't have, lolol
(15:00:02) Ilovegoatse: I have the same birthday as Michael Jackson
(15:00:07) Ilovegoatse: which is part of why he wanted to fuck me
(15:00:13) Mr_Master: It's actually not hard, so much.
(15:00:18) Ilovegoatse: Shallow reasons ftw
(15:00:25) darkangel76: even for those with no coordination skills?
(15:00:25) Mr_Master: Oh, wait, so this was a kind of wish fulfillment for both of you?
(15:00:37) Mr_Master: DA, that's what you have a partner for.
(15:00:39) darkangel76: who trip on their own feet and can't throw a ball? lol
(15:00:52) Mr_Master: Shallow or not, you fucked/got fucked. So I count it a win.
(15:00:56) darkangel76: ah....
(15:01:08) Ilovegoatse: yeah, pretty much
(15:01:22) Mr_Master: DA, well, yeah, actually. You can learn it. Perhaps better wait until you don't have a passenger.
(15:01:39) iKitten: Shh, don't listen to MM. Do it with a passenger~
(15:01:40) darkangel76: hehehe! indeed!
(15:01:50) darkangel76: but even still....
(15:02:04) Mr_Master: Kitten is full of bad ideas.
(15:02:08) darkangel76: tho i'm more of a snuggle and just sway sort. you can't mess that up too much. lol
(15:02:16) iKitten: No, I'm full of WIN >8U
(15:02:22) iKitten beats it into MM's ass to remind him
(15:02:25) Mr_Master: True, DA.
(15:02:45) Mr_Master: BAD IDEAS THAT WIN! -->8U But they're still bad! ---->8UUUUUUUUU
(15:02:59) darkangel76: lolol
(15:02:59) iKitten: >8\_______________________________________/
(15:03:10) Mr_Master: ...
(15:03:11) darkangel76 giggles like mad
(15:03:16) Mr_Master: Oh, you do NOT want to go there.
(15:03:25) iKitten: Oh, I've GONE there!
(15:03:35) Mr_Master: Oh, you only THINK you've gone there!
(15:03:41) iKitten: or would it be "Oh, I've already WENT there"?
(15:03:42) iKitten: >.>
(15:03:47) Mr_Master: -------------------------->8\___________________________________​_________________________________________________________________​_____/
(15:03:58) iKitten chomps away at his horn(s)
(15:04:02) darkangel76 watches
(15:04:14) Mr_Master raises eyebrow.
(15:04:15) Cellar_Door watches.
(15:04:29) Mr_Master starts to swing head, swirling Kitten round and round on his horn by her mouth
(15:04:45) iKitten growls and chomps faster until he has only one left
(15:04:54) darkangel76 watches with GREAT anticipation
(15:05:10) Mr_Master: -<8[
(15:05:24) iKitten: >8D
(15:05:33) Mr_Master stabs her with horn stub
(15:05:34) darkangel76 blinks "what will happen next?"
(15:06:01) Cellar_Door: Creepy.
(15:06:08) iKitten breaks off the stub and keeps it within her as a souvenir
(15:06:14) iKitten bleeds at the same time
(15:06:15) darkangel76: >.<
(15:06:37) Cellar_Door: I'm scarred.
(15:06:52) iKitten: It's ok, this is our foreplay~
(15:06:57) Mr_Master: That's a different kink entirely.
(15:07:03) Myra_Midnight: Has anyone noticed the weird introduction thread in the Open Roleplay forum o_O?
(15:07:03) Mr_Master: scarification.
(15:07:12) Mr_Master: which weird how?
(15:07:28) Myra_Midnight: or not weird, but still
(15:07:32) iKitten: But it all ends in the same way. We head back to the bed, I peg you, then you screw me. . . somewhere along the way, the chocolate bottle comes out
(15:07:33) darkangel76: i've never gone into that section. lol
(15:07:35) iKitten shrugs
(15:07:59) Myra_Midnight: someone posted their introduction there yesterdays. Then another thread that I can make no sense of.
(15:08:20) darkangel76: ???
(15:08:39) Mr_Master: post a URL
(15:08:44) Cellar_Door goes streaking.
(15:08:45) Misanthropiclove: Yeah
(15:08:53) Misanthropiclove grabs Cellar's wang
(15:09:00) iKitten: O.O
(15:09:06) Cellar_Door squeals
(15:09:09) darkangel76: oh my!
(15:09:14) Mr_Master points Kitten at Misan.
(15:09:21) Misanthropiclove: There are two of them
(15:09:32) Misanthropiclove: Just name the thread instead of pussy footing about.
(15:09:48) Myra_Midnight: Im talking about both threads D:
(15:09:51) iKitten: Misan, don't leave Cellar just hanging there~ -watches-
(15:10:10) Misanthropiclove: >.>
(15:10:12) Misanthropiclove handjob of compassion
(15:10:14) karo9: bark
(15:10:17) Mr_Master: well, one is an intro thread that ought to be in Intros, but he/she probably didn't realize that.
(15:10:31) Cellar_Door nods in satisfaction. "Only for the audience."
(15:10:43) darkangel76: lol
(15:10:45) iKitten is the audience
(15:11:14) Misanthropiclove: HOLY WALL OF TEXT BATMAN
(15:11:22) iKitten: xD
(15:11:40) darkangel76: looks to me just like the one needs to be moved to intros is all.
(15:12:00) Misanthropiclove: Hee
(15:12:09) Misanthropiclove continues handjob of compassion
(15:12:09) darkangel76: lolol.... and i sound repetitive saying that. hehehe
(15:12:10) Mr_Master: the other is clearly a start of something, but he may not want it in Open Roleplay, because that's everybody-toss-in-if-they-want.
(15:12:11) Cellar_Door: Misan! Don't stop.
(15:12:31) iKitten hits pause on the Misan/Cellar action to go reply to something >.>
(15:12:32) darkangel76: chat broke!!!!!!
(15:12:42) Mr_Master: XD
(15:12:51) Misanthropiclove: This intro is a wall of text and adjective filled nonsense.
(15:12:51) Myra_Midnight: o_O
(15:12:56) Misanthropiclove: With "huge tits."
(15:13:21) Mr_Master: Enormous... tracts of land!
(15:13:25) Myra_Midnight: I was confused if it were a RP or a story...
(15:13:31) darkangel76 love monty python
(15:13:45) Cellar_Door: Which one?
(15:13:57) Myra_Midnight: the wall of text. <edited for modicum of privacy>
(15:14:13) Misanthropiclove: It is slap-dash sexual nonsense.
(15:14:30) darkangel76: which one what?
(15:14:32) Misanthropiclove: Unlike Cellar, which is perfectly formed sexual nonsense.
(15:14:33) Mr_Master: I think it's fair to say he's starting an RP, which bravo on his initiative.
(15:14:45) Misanthropiclove: Yes, but come on, paragraphs.
(15:14:47) Mr_Master: but I certainly woulnd't want to RP with him.
(15:14:49) darkangel76: so. much. chaos. lol.
(15:14:52) iKitten: Pure sexual nonsense is the best >8U
(15:14:55) Mr_Master: No, exactly, Misan
(15:15:02) Cellar_Door: T~T
(15:15:07) Misanthropiclove: I WOULD
(15:15:20) Mr_Master: You would? Do you have gorgeous, luscious tits?
(15:15:24) iKitten pets Cellar. "There there. You'll get molested soon enough."
(15:15:32) Myra_Midnight: There are so many dots, ellipsis?
(15:15:35) Misanthropiclove: "He walked glided into the room floating dimensionally sideways "Finger bang your tits ladies?"
(15:15:57) Misanthropiclove: SOMEONE GIVE ERIC THAT RP
(15:16:00) Myra_Midnight: He what!?
(15:16:07) darkangel76: >.<
(15:17:18) Mr_Master: Love it.
(15:17:25) Mr_Master: How do you finger-bang tits, anyway?
(15:17:32) iKitten attemptes it on MM
(15:17:34) Misanthropiclove: That is what they get for that.
(15:17:36) iKitten: attempts*
(15:17:41) Misanthropiclove: <.<
(15:17:42) Misanthropiclove: >.>
(15:17:49) Misanthropiclove finger bangs Cellar
(15:17:57) Misanthropiclove finger bang bang all night
(15:17:58) darkangel76: beyond me!
(15:17:59) Mr_Master: Leave. My bodacious tatas. Alone. Please.
(15:18:06) iKitten: The Tits Misan~ figure out the tits~
(15:18:08) Myra_Midnight wants to save that sentence. Its epic
(15:18:31) Misanthropiclove: I wrote it for the lulz.
(15:18:38) Mr_Master: There's a place for it.
(15:18:40) Misanthropiclove: HEY MAJESTIC SEA FATHER
(15:18:42) Mr_Master: An epic place.
(15:18:47) darkangel76: hehehe
(15:18:47) Misanthropiclove: Can I borrow your horn?
(15:18:53) iKitten: Yes
(15:18:54) Mr_Master: for the banging?
(15:18:58) Mr_Master: sure, why not.
(15:19:01) Misanthropiclove: Maybe.
(15:19:10) Misanthropiclove detaches horn and uses it for hawt sex
(15:19:10) Myra_Midnight: Its still awesome.
(15:19:41) iKitten continues to watch. "You please me with such entertainment, Misan" o3o
 
Guardian with a hangover:

(07:37:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Hey, Guardian! Haven't seen you in awhile.
(07:38:11) Broomhandle45: I completely forgot to say hi, jesus. Talk about spacing out.
(07:38:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Shoot. I gotta go to my car at north campus, then run back here for my class. Dx
(07:38:28) Guardian: Yeah
(07:38:33) Guardian: I've been dead.
(07:38:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Being dead sucks.
(07:38:39) Myra_Midnight needs to be going, yayness for Design history classes.
(07:38:39) Broomhandle45: That sucks
(07:38:45) Guardian: Yep
(07:38:49) Guardian: Huge hangover this morning
(07:38:54) Guardian: So watching Muppet Treasure Island
(07:38:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Ouchies
(07:38:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MUPPETS!
(07:38:59) Guardian: Debating eating pizza in the fridge.
(07:39:07) Guardian: And texting some random guy that wants to fuck me. o_O
(07:39:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <.<
(07:39:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Don't do it?
(07:39:19) Guardian: >..
(07:39:19) Myra_Midnight: never been drunk before. But bye anyways.
(07:39:20) Broomhandle45: The start of a brand new day.
(07:39:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: o_O
(07:39:25) Guardian: Don't do the pizza?
(07:39:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bye, Myra!
(07:39:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Well, don't fuck the pizza.
(07:39:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Lol, fuck the pizza, eat the guy.
(07:39:48) Guardian: Yeah
(07:39:52) Guardian: Would get a little greasy
(07:39:54) Guardian: YAY!
(07:40:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: xD
(07:40:07) Zalvek: But yeah...
 
(15:53:06) Neurok_Shinobi: Pop that pussy could be a bunch of things really.
(15:53:10) karo9: can you stick a chocolate starfish in my whalehole
(15:53:12) Anansi: It means to thrust in so hard it makes a popping noise
(15:53:19) karo9: OHH.
(15:53:21) Anansi: Among other things
(15:53:23) karo9: does it really do that
(15:53:33) karo9: is it like a lollipop-po​p or like a gunshot
(15:53:34) Anansi: like popping a cherry etc
(15:53:40) Anansi: but all of them involve penetration
(15:53:53) Neurok_Shinobi nods.
(15:54:05) karo9: like if you shove a maraca in there
(15:54:14) karo9: and pull it out really fast
(15:54:19) karo9: it'll pop that pussy?
(15:54:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: would it jingle?
(15:54:39) karo9: yes
(15:54:46) karo9: jinglabia
(15:54:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: woots
(15:54:55) karo9: i didn't just say that
(15:55:04) karo9: COCK
(15:55:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: yes you did
(15:55:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I SAW IT
(15:55:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: IT"S THERE
(15:55:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: FOREVER
(15:55:15) Anansi: Its like a loud smacking noise...of flesh hitting flesh
(15:55:15) karo9: no i didn't!!
 
(19:33:22) Ilovegoatse moans and jizzes
(19:33:26) Ilovegoatse the jizz spells out "yes"
(19:33:36) Arisilde: FREAKIN SWEET
(19:33:44) Ilovegoatse: :3
(19:33:50) Ilovegoatse: I wish my dick did do things like that
(19:34:05) Arisilde: You could join the circus!
(19:34:13) Ilovegoatse: I could :3
(19:34:16) Vivid_Fizz: I would pay to see that
(19:34:19) Ilovegoatse: and the ringleader would rape and beat me every night
(19:34:25) Vivid_Fizz: ...
(19:34:25) Arisilde: And Mr. Pete could be the Ringleader.
(19:34:27) Arisilde: Wait.
(19:34:29) Arisilde: XD
(19:34:30) Cellar_Door: ...
(19:34:33) Ilovegoatse: baha
(19:34:40) Ilovegoatse: wat.
 
This is going to come off as narcissistic, but I came into the chatroom, and there was a whole list of people there, but nobody was talking for like 20 minutes. I came in, and greeted everybody individually and waited. Nothing.

(14:10:56) Mr_Master: ...
(14:11:28) Mr_Master: All right, all right... I know what you jokers are waiting for.
(14:11:36) Mr_Master gets up on the stage.
(14:11:56) Mr_Master: You're just waiting for the performing Narwhal!
(14:12:04) Mr_Master starts to swing around the stripper pole.
(14:12:14) Mr_Master: well, here we go...
(14:12:23) Mr_Master starts to unbutton his shirt.
(14:12:33) Mr_Master: Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
(14:12:47) Mr_Master reveals toned chest.
(14:13:04) Mr_Master: Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure.
(14:13:12) Mr_Master lets the shirt slip off his shoulders.
(14:13:28) Mr_Master: We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
(14:13:48) Mr_Master lets the shirt slide down his arms, catches it in his left hand, starts to swing it over his head.
(14:14:06) Mr_Master: But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate...we can not consecrate...we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract.
(14:14:20) Mr_Master slings the shirt out into the crowd, aimed at DA
(14:14:47) Mr_Master: The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced.
(14:14:58) Mr_Master starts to sensuously unbutton his pants
(14:15:51) Mr_Master licks a finger and trails it down his chest to the bottom of the V of his pants, just revealing his silver lame' g-string.
(14:15:53) Mr_Master: It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
(14:16:13) Mr_Master in the big finale, rips the pants off, the velcro seams giving with a great rip.
(14:16:20) Mr_Master also slings them at DA.
(14:16:47) Mr_Master: Thank you. Thank you. Mr. Master's "Stripping to the Gettysburg Address." Tell your friends.

Now you've all seen it. You can't un-see it.
 
I would go to strip joints if they could recite something historical and of significance- Other than "hey, baby, want the show of your life?"​
 
The rebuttal to what MM did:

(14:48:03) Raziel99: MM. Damn you
(14:48:04) Mr_Master: Being busy with RL?
(14:48:09) Mr_Master: XD
(14:48:13) darkangel76: ah... i see. lol
(14:48:14) Mr_Master: Can't un-see, huh?
(14:48:19) darkangel76: hehe
(14:48:23) Raziel99: no, i cannot.
(14:48:29) Nihilistic_Impact: Moving!
(14:48:42) Raziel99: I read that, and i bowed my head and whispered "dammit."
(14:48:42) Erato: Lol, I had to take a break from here, too many people were pissing me off. And yes, I'm also moving here shortly.
(14:49:03) Mr_Master: XD @ Raz. Sorry, man.
(14:49:25) Raziel99: and i feel more like a ass because i'm visually seeing a stripping narwhal while i'm sipping green tea
(14:49:26) Mr_Master: Erato: Well, is that good? I mean, I know you liked your place, but moving might be a good deal, so ... that's good, right?
(14:49:27) darkangel76: gottcha
(14:49:57) Raziel99: you're so lucky i didn't spray my laptop with that tea, man. -.-
(14:50:05) Mr_Master: Raz: the Gettysburg Address part is important too!
(14:50:11) darkangel76 giggles
(14:50:13) Raziel99: indeed. it was.
(14:50:15) Erato: Moving into a bigger place and most importantly, I'll be alone.
(14:50:17) Mr_Master: I should have specified a stovepipe hat and beard.
(14:50:19) Erato: Except for the cat.
(14:50:25) darkangel76: i particularly liked that everything was flung at me! LOL
(14:50:26) Mr_Master: woah, bigger AND solo?
(14:50:38) Raziel99: Because we all know now that Lincoln got his idea from a stripping narwhal
(14:50:40) Mr_Master: Did you get your promotion?
(14:50:53) darkangel76: hehehe
(14:51:02) Mr_Master: Raz: You've seen the video to Gay Bar, right? He didn't need ideas from me!
(14:51:03) Mr_Master: :D
(14:51:09) Erato: No, but I am getting a raise.
(14:51:11) Raziel99: lol. that is very true.
(14:51:15) Erato: After two fucking years without one.
(14:51:22) Nihilistic_Impact: Lincoln was never so sexy.
(14:51:26) Raziel99: and i'm sure he had a lot of things that he wanted to put in you
(14:51:36) darkangel76: XD
(14:51:40) Mr_Master: Erato: About DAMN time!
(14:51:53) Erato: Hells YES
(14:51:55) Raziel99: and yay for Erato! *applauds*
(14:51:59) Mr_Master: Raz: At the GAY! BAR! GAY! BAR! GAY! BAR!
(14:52:01) darkangel76: 2 years without one? that seems wrong.
(14:52:30) Raziel99: and he probably wanted to spend all your money, MM. You can't trust presidents.
(14:52:57) Raziel99 sips more hot green tea to help with his throat
(14:52:59) Mr_Master: It's not so much the money that worries me, but he was very specific about where he wanted to spend it.
(14:53:11) Raziel99: yes, that is very troublesome
(14:53:48) Raziel99: and he was very repetitive and insistent. Not unlike the IRS
(14:54:12) Mr_Master: Indeed!
(14:54:27) Raziel99: -.Q quite, quite
(14:55:03) Raziel99: oh, and i made a decision about me hair.
(14:55:18) Raziel99: i've decided to grow it out for halloween and other occasions, then donate it
(14:55:35) darkangel76: that's a nice thing to do
(14:55:43) Erato: Going to donate it to Locks of Love?
(14:55:43) Mr_Master: That's noble of you.
(14:55:50) Nihilistic_Impact wanders off to read
(14:56:07) darkangel76: i've donated before. but now that i dye my hair all the time, they won't let me.
(14:56:25) darkangel76: apparently it needs to be uncolored hair. =/
(14:57:23) TheyDontKnowIBurn: Hey all..
(14:57:43) Raziel99: well, I had a lot of time to thin that and other things over between parents harassing me and trying not to explode in Chat and some PVP threads
(14:57:48) Raziel99: hey Burny
(14:58:16) darkangel76: well, it's a nice thing to do for sure. :)
(14:58:25) Erato: PVP can be theraputic though.
(14:58:36) darkangel76: i just read it. it ends there for me, lol
(14:58:37) Raziel99: yes, it is. many people out there with cancer and other diseases that need hair, too!
(14:59:15) darkangel76: so true. and it's nice for them to get something 'real' not 'artificial'
(14:59:28) darkangel76: better quality and all that
(14:59:53) Raziel99: yes, it is. less likely to feel strange
(15:00:13) Raziel99 curses his internet and wonders if MM put the Lincoln talk in the ECQ thread
(15:00:59) Mr_Master: I was self-serving enough in the ECQ today. But if you want to, feel free.
(15:01:10) Raziel99: lol. only if it is epic
(15:01:54) Raziel99 has to go listen to Gay Bar now
(15:02:00) darkangel76: XD
(15:02:03) Mr_Master: XD
 
(22:34:43) DareToDream: Incredible Hulk sex? That's kind of scary
(22:34:45) Zalvek: Oh dear. o-o;
(22:34:49) xWickedBlackLace: It's like "HULK!!! PENIS SMAAASH"
(22:35:04) DareToDream: Well, at least you get the luxury of being choosy about your next RP partners
(22:35:11) Pistol_Kiss: Anal sex with the hulk
(22:35:14) Pistol_Kiss: D:
(22:35:16) xWickedBlackLace: THAT is very true
(22:35:18) xWickedBlackLace: lmao
(22:35:20) xWickedBlackLace: literally...
(22:35:25) Pistol_Kiss: HULK MISS
(22:35:26) xWickedBlackLace: would tear you a new a hole.
(22:35:30) xWickedBlackLace: LMAO!!!
(22:35:33) Pistol_Kiss: HULK HIT NICE TIGHT SPOT
(22:35:41) Pistol_Kiss: MUCH TIGTER THEN OTHER SPOT
(22:35:44) Pistol_Kiss: HULK LIKE
(22:36:04) Zalvek shudders at the though. @_@
(22:36:06) Zalvek: thought*
(22:36:10) Zalvek: Why can't I type. T_T
(22:36:12) xWickedBlackLace: <3<3<3 Epic.
(22:36:24) xWickedBlackLace: Though that was giving me images i'd RATHER
(22:36:27) xWickedBlackLace: not have experienced
(22:36:45) Vivid_Fizz: *jumps on WBL*
(22:36:51) xWickedBlackLace: Maybe my username is too sexual. X.x and people think im up for anything.
(22:37:06) xWickedBlackLace: -simutaneously kapounces vivvy-
(22:37:15) Pistol_Kiss: Like the hulk in all his green glory pushing you over a bed. Ripping his purple pants off and reveling his two inch penis?
(22:37:17) DareToDream: Lol. I thought your thread was pretty clear. I think they just can't read.
(22:37:18) Zalvek: I don't think it's that sexual. o.o
(22:37:29) Zalvek: Damn it PK. XD
(22:37:38) Pistol_Kiss: :3
(22:37:49) DareToDream: No, our username isn't that sexual at all. Black lace doesn't have to imply sex at all
(22:37:50) xWickedBlackLace: We should archive PKs hulk sex immitation
(22:38:29) Pistol_Kiss: Him slowly pushing it into your nice wating opening, your crys of "is it in yet" filling the room
(22:38:35) Zalvek: I don't think we need to... >.>
(22:38:42) xWickedBlackLace: then again, nobody should ever have to read that.
(22:38:43) DareToDream: I'm going to have nightmares now
 
(09:01:41) Erato: Pretty! Long time no see?
(09:01:42) prettylykSIN: Erato!
(09:01:44) Accelerator: I don't think there's enough French in my French Toast.
(09:01:50) Erato: ~Kills the '?'
(09:01:55) darkangel76: hey erato!
(09:01:57) Erato: How the slag are you?!
(09:01:58) prettylykSIN: Yeah, for real.
(09:02:00) darkangel76: you're silly, accel
(09:02:01) prettylykSIN: xD
(09:02:10) Accelerator: Hello person I've seen around but have not talked to!
(09:02:11) Erato: Hello, darkangel
(09:02:11) prettylykSIN: I'm slaggin' just fine, thanks.
(09:02:13) prettylykSIN: You?
(09:02:20) Erato: Hello, Accelerator
(09:02:25) Erato: Slagtastic, thank you
(09:02:33) prettylykSIN: xD
(09:02:39) prettylykSIN: I love you Erato
(09:02:48) Erato: XD Awwwww I love you too.
(09:02:58) Erato: Been working my slag off like a motherslagger though
(09:03:01) prettylykSIN: Slaggerific!
 
It continues. xD For those of you who are confused, go take a look in PVP.

(09:10:01) Mr_Master: Hooray! You're still here! How are some of my favorite slags?
(09:10:02) Erato: XD!!! I died a little just now trying to drink water
(09:10:07) darkangel76: hehehe
(09:10:10) darkangel76: MM!
(09:10:14) Erato: We were just about to get our slag on.
(09:10:27) prettylykSIN: Totally slaggin it up, homie.
(09:10:31) Mr_Master slags on over to hug DA
(09:10:31) Erato Slags all over Pretty's leg like an unneutered basset hound.
(09:11:24) prettylykSIN: Slag it, Erato! Those were my new slaggin' jeans!
(09:11:24) Mr_Master: I'm so late to this slaggin' party, it's not even funny.
(09:11:44) Mr_Master: or is that "not even slaggy?"
(09:11:45) darkangel76 hugs MM
(09:11:50) Erato: I can't help if the interwebs make you a slagable gal!
(09:11:55) Mr_Master: Is "slag" usable like "smurf"?
(09:11:57) prettylykSIN: Slag right, MM! Where the slag have you been?
(09:12:00) darkangel76 giggles
(09:12:09) Erato: You come around here wearing them jeans, it's like you're asking to get slagged!
(09:12:17) prettylykSIN: We're usuing it however we want lol
(09:12:21) prettylykSIN: using*
(09:12:25) Mr_Master: Slaggin' awesome.
(09:12:51) prettylykSIN: What are you talkin' about Erato? These jeans are all the slag.
(09:12:58) Mr_Master: Usually, I try and get work done in the morning, these days. But when I saw the ECQ, I had to join the party.
(09:13:04) Mr_Master: I mean...
(09:13:10) Accelerator: XD
(09:13:27) Mr_Master: usually I try and slag my work in the slaggin' morning, these slags, but when I slagged the ECQ, I slag to slag the slag.
(09:13:28) Accelerator: You guys are hilarious.
(09:13:29) Erato: I know! Now you just need some slag-me-boots to finish the ensemble.
(09:13:43) darkangel76: oh the LOLs. this is why i love you all.
(09:13:59) Mr_Master stands there and just mumbles "slag" over and over
(09:14:03) prettylykSIN: I totally have them! gets out her slag-me-boots
(09:14:24) Accelerator stuffs a brownie in MM's mouth. "Slag on that."
(09:14:31) Erato: Now I have the theme from 'Hair' stuck in my head...only replaced with 'slag'
(09:14:33) darkangel76: awww... i gots to go for now. <3
(09:14:35) Mr_Master slags the brownie.
(09:14:44) prettylykSIN: Aww, slag you later DA <3
(09:14:50) Mr_Master: gimmie a slag with slag... long beautiful slag...
(09:14:53) darkangel76: heeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
(09:14:56) Accelerator: Bye DA
(09:14:57) Mr_Master: Later, DA
(09:14:58) Erato Eyes the boots and slags the slagging slag out of Pretty.
(09:15:12) Mr_Master assists with the slagging of pretty
(09:15:20) Mr_Master: I'm just helpful like that.
(09:15:21) darkangel76: bye, you slaggingly beautiful peoples!!!! <3
(09:15:23) Mr_Master: slagful.
(09:15:30) prettylykSIN slags all over the floor
(09:15:33) Accelerator slags MM instead.
(09:15:39) Erato: You're slagging amazing, M&M
(09:15:54) Mr_Master: Hell, woman, I knows it.
(09:16:05) Mr_Master: Who else would have slagged to the Gettysburg Address?
(09:16:21) prettylykSIN: Okay, okay. My ribs they hurt xD
(09:16:24) Erato: XD!!! Forescore and seven slags ago..
(09:16:28) prettylykSIN: I can't breathe
(09:16:52) Erato: Oh man, I read 'forescore' as 'foreskin' even though I wrote it.
(09:17:01) Erato: Though for BM that would be oddly appropriate.
(09:17:23) prettylykSIN: Someone perform the slagmic maneuver on me.
(09:17:33) prettylykSIN cannot breathe
(09:17:58) Erato: 'Foreskin and seven slags ago, our founding slags slagged these internets so that all slags could slag in slagtastic freedom.'
(09:18:45) Accelerator: o.o
(09:18:57) Accelerator is interested that no one's followed pretty's request.
(09:19:05) Erato: I should totally write the BM Address.
(09:19:09) prettylykSIN: xD
(09:19:32) Accelerator performs the slagmic maneuver on pretty
(09:19:51) Mr_Master: I'm at work, so I can't laugh or these slags will slag to the fact that something's slagged, but I'm grinning like a slag that slagged the slag.
(09:20:52) prettylykSIN: I'm at home, slaggin' like a motherslagger and about to hit the slag, because I've been slaggin' all night and need some slaggin' rest.
(09:22:08) Mr_Master: Well, you know we've slagged your slag, slag, so you slag off and slag some slaggin' rest. We'll be here when you're slagged again.
(09:22:28) Accelerator: I wish I could slag, but I'm in slag right now so I have to slag until I can slag and catch the slag to my slag.
(09:22:30) Mr_Master: (translation of the first part: "you know we've got your back, slag..."
(09:22:47) Mr_Master: )
(09:23:18) prettylykSIN: Hehe, well, goodnight all my adoring slags!
(09:23:29) Erato: G'nite, Pretty!
(09:23:37) Mr_Master: Goodnight, fair slag Pretty!
(09:23:45) Accelerator: Good night ^^
 
(20:30:53) Ilovegoatse: You don't know how uncomfortable I felt when I realize I'm idly touching myself and watching south park
(20:30:57) Ilovegoatse: I'm like 'Noooo Ian, noooo"
(20:31:12) Ilovegoatse: "This isn't rageblade time, the lolis are not ripe yet"
 
(20:39:34) reduction tries to animate new legs
(20:39:41) Vivid_Fizz: Nice XD
(20:39:55) Kravin5150 chops off legs "Denied!"
(20:40:15) reduction chops off Kravin's legs
(20:40:16) Battleship44: Hai pretteh~
(20:40:30) Vivid_Fizz: *eats chopped off legs*
(20:40:36) Vivid_Fizz: Did Battle get the PM?
(20:41:02) Battleship44: Battle did, but battle has to go to work now xD he will be back in 4 hours to post
(20:41:21) reduction takes Battle under my arms and holds him as he was a weapon and aims at Kravin " watch out, i got a battlesheeeeeep and its dman loaded!"
(20:42:01) Vivid_Fizz: Kay
(20:42:04) Battleship44: OH MAI GAWD! *Starts ticking*
(20:42:08) Kravin5150: hmmm
(20:42:32) Kravin5150 grabs Fizz "I challenge you to a duel good sir!"
(20:42:54) Battleship44: o.o
(20:43:23) 3ngag3: the human joust is the most glorious of battles
(20:43:23) reduction " oh yeah? the an gardé~ " holds Battle in front of me and gets ready to strike
(20:43:59) Battleship44 tries to become sharp?
(20:44:02) prettylykSIN: Bah. Damn computer keeps spazzing
(20:44:02) Kravin5150 leaps through the air and strikes down with Fizz like an axe
(20:44:14) Nihilistic_Impact lounges
(20:44:16) prettylykSIN: Sheep can't be sharp!
(20:44:19) 3ngag3: parry the blow!
(20:44:30) 3ngag3: or you're disqualified!
(20:44:42) Vivid_Fizz: *falls and dies*
(20:44:46) Battleship44: You don't know until you try! -makes self sharp-
(20:44:47) reduction steps to the site and dodges and strokes down at Kravin's back neck with Battle
(20:44:55) Kravin5150 does a barrel roll
(20:45:11) reduction: feel the sharpened wool of mah sheeeeeeeep
(20:45:13) Kravin5150: damn, my weapon died
(20:45:15) Battleship44: *Will explode on contact, just warnin'*
(20:45:33) Nihilistic_Impact cleaves Ship in twain
(20:45:56) Battleship44: 3...2....1....
(20:46:00) Battleship44: *EXPLAWDES*
(20:46:00) Kravin5150 grabs pretty "Ha, your damage is nothing now!"
(20:46:09) reduction throws him at Kravin
(20:46:28) Battleship44: *Blows up everybody, making a mushroom cloud*
(20:46:36) Nihilistic_Impact is immune
(20:46:52) reduction pulls out my pencils and draws a shield in front of me so im safe
(20:47:12) Kravin5150 throws down smoke bomb and poofs then reappears after the blast
(20:47:25) Nihilistic_Impact declares Kravin the loser
(20:47:51) Kravin5150: damn you Denmark!!!
(20:48:03) reduction holds hands in the air " wiiiiiih victory!"
(20:48:14) Kravin5150 hangs head in shame
(20:48:21) Battleship44: *Is seriously debating calling in sick, watching some T.v, then replying to posts*
(20:48:33) Kravin5150 commits seppukku
(20:48:33) 3ngag3 declares both parties the loser and has them both beheaded
(20:48:50) Battleship44: *Beheads both with his sharp wool*
(20:49:51) Kravin5150: twas a fine bout good sir
(20:49:53) Kravin5150 bows
(20:50:12) reduction: indeed it was
(20:50:13) DareToDream: Do eet Battle!
(20:50:19) reduction bows too
(20:50:28) Kravin5150: we already battled DTD
(20:50:41) reduction stabs DtD in the neck with a pencil
 
4:18) Nihilistic_Impact post-rape cuddles Vivid
(21:04:43) reduction spots a padan on the online users list and waves at him
(21:04:55) Vivid_Fizz: *writes emo poetry about the cuddling*
(21:04:57) Kravin5150: he foot is with Lemmewinks now~
(21:05:02) PadanFain waves
(21:05:08) DareToDream: who is cuddling with whom? Or is that the other way around?
(21:05:18) Vivid_Fizz: That is my favorite South Park Episode
(21:05:26) Vivid_Fizz: *takles Padan*
(21:05:28) Kravin5150 waves at Padan cause he doesn't talk to him much o.o
(21:05:46) PadanFain is tackled mid-wave
(21:05:54) Kravin5150: it was good, not my favorite~
(21:05:56) Ilovegoatse: Which episode is it?
(21:05:57) Nihilistic_Impact gives Padan a beard
(21:05:59) reduction wants to save that battle we did in a note file
(21:06:46) Kravin5150 "A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told"~
(21:06:57) Ilovegoatse: I like that one :3
(21:06:59) Vivid_Fizz: Lemmewinks
(21:07:02) Vivid_Fizz: XD
(21:07:23) PadanFain strokes his beard thoughtfully
(21:07:47) prettylykSIN: Beard? Beard?? What happened to the stache?
(21:07:47) Nihilistic_Impact strokes tentacles thoughtfully, dons monocle
(21:08:04) reduction hides in Padan's new beard
(21:08:08) Kravin5150 strokes...penis
(21:08:24) prettylykSIN molests Nihili's tentacles. > w>
(21:08:28) PadanFain: it became overgrown apparently. it's a gift from nihil.
(21:08:29) reduction strokes my goatee in Padan's beard
(21:08:44) Vivid_Fizz: *strokes own penis*
(21:08:46) Vivid_Fizz: Wait...
(21:08:50) Kravin5150 shaved this morning so has no facial hair
(21:08:52) Vivid_Fizz: *looks down*
(21:08:55) PadanFain: lol

---just a few minutes later----

(21:13:48) Nihilistic_Impact sexes Sin and Vivid good bye, has mad beard sex with Padan and waves to everyone else
(21:14:33) PadanFain rages and waves goodbye
(21:14:49) reduction doesn't feel that well in Padan's beard now and waves back
 
(11:01:13) Hero: Ain't No rest for the wicked...-guitar riff.- Money don't grow on trees!
(11:01:26) Erato Tosses money to Hero
(11:01:49) Hero: I got bills to pay I got mouths to feed and nothing in this world is free!
(11:01:55) Mr_Master genengineers a tree that grows leaves that look like money
(11:02:08) Mr_Master: it's counterfieting, but it's Green!
(11:02:13) Hero: Lol.
(11:02:51) Hero dances.
(11:02:57) Erato: Now that brings to mind a funny scenario wherein leaves are declared the new currancy if this country goes entirely bankrupt.
(11:03:28) Mr_Master: Orchard owners are the new bankers.
(11:03:38) Mr_Master: the national parks are the federal monetary reserve.
(11:03:55) Mr_Master: loggers have to eat their own profits, basically.
(11:04:22) Hero: Oh dear.
(11:06:10) Mr_Master: then there's international currency exchange worries: why is it it takes 4 Canadian Maple to equal 3 Larch. And how many hundred Japanese Cherry Blossoms equal just one Elm?
(11:07:04) Mr_Master: Actually, the maple's pretty strong these days.
(11:07:13) Hero: And what equals 1 palm?
(11:07:35) Hero: Would an entire Shrubbery be priceless?
(11:07:49) Mr_Master: that's a good question. where was the palm harvested? Because a Florida or California palm might be worth more than a Mexican palm.
(11:08:06) Hero: Florida.
(11:08:14) Mr_Master: Well, if you're asked to get a shrubbery, at least you're not having to cut down a tree with a herring.
(11:08:27) Mr_Master: Ah, a Florida palm leaf...
(11:08:33) Mr_Master: ...okay, I got nothing.
(11:09:03) Hero: Heh.
 
(14:39:53) Chantho noms some chocolate
(14:40:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Not chocolate!
(14:40:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: D:
(14:40:11) Chantho: ahahahha!
(14:40:19) iKitten wants some D8
(14:40:28) Mr_Master: <3
(14:40:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- mourns the delicious child-workers tears.
(14:40:42) Mr_Master: Okay, everybody ready?
(14:40:43) Chantho: *tosses chocolate into the air*
(14:40:45) Mr_Master: GET THE CHOCOLATE!
(14:40:50) Zombies_Galore: MINE
(14:40:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- flies to grab it.
(14:40:56) Zombies_Galore tackles chocolate.
(14:41:02) iKitten catches them all and eats anyone who tries to take the chocolates
(14:41:06) Zombies_Galore: HAHA SUCKER
(14:41:11) Mr_Master goes after Chantho, smuggles her off to the Narwhal-cave
(14:41:11) Zombies_Galore: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(14:41:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- rapes Zombie for chocolate.
(14:41:24) Chantho: MISAN
(14:41:27) Chantho: HEEEEEELP
(14:41:42) Misanthropiclove: How much candy do I get for helping?
(14:41:42) Chantho impaled on the narwhal horn
(14:41:44) Zombies_Galore feels slick and violated.
(14:41:45) Mr_Master shows her the Nar-computer, the Nar-jet.
(14:41:54) Mr_Master shows her the Orgasmonator.
(14:41:58) Misanthropiclove is there as Nar-boy
(14:41:59) Chantho: :eek:oooo
(14:42:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- cackles and persuades Kitten to share her chcoolate with boobs and cuteness.
(14:42:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: chocolate*
(14:42:16) Chantho: can i be Whalgirl?>
(14:42:20) iKitten: O.O -falls for it like Enron-
(14:42:21) Mr_Master: Impaled? Perhaps. But which horn?
(14:42:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- shares chocolate with kitten and all was right in the world.
(14:42:37) Zombies_Galore: Are Narwhals mammoths?
(14:42:40) Misanthropiclove: Don't let him fool you.
(14:42:41) Chantho: >3 whichever one you want
(14:42:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Hahah...haha..penis joke.
(14:42:45) Zombies_Galore: I meant mammals.
(14:42:47) Mr_Master: Whalgirl, or Flippergirl? Which would work best?
(14:42:48) Misanthropiclove: There is a reason there is no Nar-child support
(14:42:48) iKitten: :favorite:v:favorite:
(14:42:49) Zombies_Galore: Fuck's sake.
(14:42:53) Mr_Master: Narwhals are indeed mammals.
(14:42:53) Chantho: Flipper!
(14:43:06) Chantho: pfffff
(14:43:12) Chantho: I need to go exercise
(14:43:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: FLUKES MCGEE
(14:43:15) Chantho: bai guis
(14:43:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: That's what you should be.
(14:43:20) Chantho: FLUKES MCGEEE
(14:43:21) Zombies_Galore: Toodles.
(14:43:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Flukes Mcgee
(14:43:26) Chantho: I WANT IWANT
(14:43:27) Mr_Master: Enjoy your exercise, Flukes!
(14:43:33) Chantho: Yessir!
(14:43:37) Chantho salutes
(14:43:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: BYE FLUKES
(14:43:46) Misanthropiclove: Oy.
(14:43:48) Mr_Master does the Narwhal Secret Salute.
(14:43:59) iKitten: have fun~ \o
(14:43:59) Mr_Master also salutes Misan.
(14:44:22) Misanthropiclove salutes back because he knows what happens if Nar-boy reveals too many secrets
(14:44:29) Broomhandle45: Fucking connection
(14:44:33) Mr_Master: (hee hee hee... "Nar-boy"! You're awesome!)
(14:44:48) iKitten: can we get some nar action then?
(14:44:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: THE AWESOMETASTICAL ADVENTURES OF NAR-BOY AND FLUKES MCGEE
(14:44:53) iKitten: for viewing pleasures >.>
(14:45:05) Misanthropiclove: Oh yes, those adventures would be sweet
(14:45:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Indeed.
(14:45:33) iKitten: HR can be Nar-girl
(14:45:42) Zombies_Galore: Flukes McGee would make a great detective.
(14:45:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Nah
(14:45:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I will be Reptar
(14:45:52) Zombies_Galore: Flukes could be all like, "Pew pew, bitch, I'm from Africa."
(14:45:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: The Shark from Beyond!
(14:46:04) Misanthropiclove: Nar-boy sat on the beach as he watched Flukes McGee suck down the last bit of cocaine. "Shit man, penguins are sooooooooooooo stupid. They just waddle waddle waddle right into your mouth," Flukes said. "Shut up you disgusting whore! Because of you Nar-man doesn't...doesn't call for me at night anymore."
(14:46:07) Zombies_Galore: "Feel the wrath of the Sea."
(14:46:07) iKitten cues the dun dun dun
(14:46:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- chomps.
(14:47:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- claps for the opening.
(14:47:03) Neurok_Shinobi yawns.
(14:47:16) Misanthropiclove: Then it is three issues of dysfunctional Nar-family.
(14:47:28) Misanthropiclove: Followed by issue four being a nar-orgy.
(14:47:29) Mr_Master: "I'm the goddamn Narwhal!"
(14:47:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I have to be the Villan!
(14:47:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Can I?
(14:47:44) Misanthropiclove: Issue five one of us gets harpooned.
(14:48:02) Mr_Master: and there's a call-in reader vote to see if they survive
(14:48:08) Misanthropiclove: Yep
(14:48:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Snazzy.
(14:48:53) iKitten: I'll be the villan's assistant
(14:48:55) Misanthropiclove: Issue one is holographic
(14:49:02) Mr_Master: I do believe that narwhal and reptars are natural enemies. So yes.
(14:49:11) Mr_Master: so kitten becomes Reptina.
(14:49:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: No, no, I'm Reptar The Shark From Beyond
(14:49:29) Misanthropiclove: Reptar the hooker of the sea.
(14:49:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: BITCH
(14:49:40) Misanthropiclove: Polluting the oceans with her vag of disease.
(14:49:42) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE
(14:49:43) iKitten: god no
(14:49:56) Zombies_Galore: TMI.
(14:50:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- sobs.
(14:50:08) Misanthropiclove: Hey
(14:50:11) iKitten pets HR
(14:50:12) Zombies_Galore: You just raped me, too.
(14:50:16) Zombies_Galore: I thought we had something special.
(14:50:19) Mr_Master: I almost typed "the hooker of the sea" into an official database field. Damn you guys.
 
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