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(20:48:42) Dameon: ....
(20:48:48) Dameon: Did you have to copy and paste that E?
(20:48:57) Sigurd: >.>
(20:49:00) Sigurd: Yush
(20:49:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- rubs boobies in Zal's face.
(20:49:13) Zalvek: \ o /
(20:49:14) 3ngag3: just do what I do sig and use 3 instead of 3
(20:49:19) 3ngag3: I mean E
(20:49:24) 3ngag3: except after C
(20:49:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: EPIC FAIL
(20:49:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: QUOTING IT
 
(16:33:10) Arisilde: Pleah
(16:33:32) Arisilde: I...need a new job. Im tired of having to be on my feet for over nine hours.
(16:34:49) Arisilde: *Curls up on Hahvys lap*
(16:43:12) Finnaholic enters the room and immediately dies of boredom
(16:47:11) Anansi: How about being on your back?
(16:47:14) Anansi: Or your knees?
 
(16:41:08) Misanthropiclove: If you are going to be whiny I am not going to suck you off.
(16:41:09) Zalvek: Mmhmm. >.>
(16:41:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Misan
(16:41:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You would totally suck him off to get him to stop
(16:41:51) Misanthropiclove: Requiem, that is beside the point.
(16:41:59) Misanthropiclove: My lust for Korean cock is no real secret.
(16:42:08) darkangel76: XD
(16:42:09) Misanthropiclove: In fact, I am sucking Zalvek off right now and throwing my voice.
(16:42:27) Zalvek: He's a very good ventriloqui​st.
(16:42:29) Zalvek nods.
(16:42:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(16:42:54) Misanthropiclove FELLATIO
(16:43:02) Zalvek enjoys it.
(16:43:06) Misanthropiclove: Oh man he tastes like nerd and heaven.
 
(21:38:38) Friendly_Alien: S'good. I got a few Rp's started today, and I'm feling accomplishe​d today. Wohoo, I say. Wohoo.
(21:39:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Awesome.
(21:40:09) Friendly_Alien: It is. Especially when you get a couple of "I saw yur thread, I think I'm in love" type of PM's.
(21:40:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Sexy.
(21:40:35) Friendly_Alien: Hoh, tell me about it.
(21:40:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: "I"M IN LOVE. -UNF UNF UNF-"
(21:41:19) Friendly_Alien: "MMMM, YOU GO GURRRRL"
(21:41:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: "FUR SRS"
(21:41:41) Friendly_Alien: And THEN the RP started.
(21:41:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
 
(12:39:42) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- shoves Zal's head into Trink's vagina.
(12:40:10) Zalvek wiggles inside.
(12:40:15) Snazzy_Trinket: Ok ow, REMOVE IT AT ONCE!
(12:40:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I didn't mean LITERALLY.
(12:40:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I mean like...between your legs.
(12:40:31) Zalvek: I'm an it now? D: That hurts.
(12:40:32) Broomhandle45: He's a slippery little Korean
(12:40:41) Broomhandle45 tosses a fishing hook into Trink's vagina
(12:40:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- waits.
(12:40:49) Marie_Massacre: My poor Snazzy.
(12:40:52) Snazzy_Trinket: OH!
(12:40:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: BROOMY you forgot to attach boobs!
(12:41:00) Marie_Massacre snuggles Snazzy
(12:41:07) Broomhandle45: Oh right
(12:41:23) Broomhandle45 reels back in, puts in a pair of boobs carrying Starcraft and tosses it back in
(12:41:28) Snazzy_Trinket: Never catch um without that.
(12:41:33) Broomhandle45: Perfect AZN bait.
(12:41:48) Zalvek skitters after the Starcraft.
(12:41:59) Snazzy_Trinket: *Whistles*
(12:42:04) Broomhandle45 yanks on the line
(12:42:09) Broomhandle45: I GOT HIM!
(12:42:15) Zalvek bites down on it. >8U
(12:42:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- collapses due to laughter.
(12:42:31) Broomhandle45 reels him in
(12:42:47) Broomhandle45: OH MAN, this one is a whopper! He must play A LOT of Starcraft!
(12:42:56) Snazzy_Trinket: Lol
(12:43:01) Zalvek fights and struggles to get back to his computer.
(12:43:15) Broomhandle45 yanks the rod back, reeling him in faster
(12:43:25) Zalvek: D<
(12:43:34) Broomhandle45: GET OUT OF THAT CUNT GOD DAMMIT
(12:43:38) Snazzy_Trinket: He's a fighter.
(12:43:53) Zalvek just wants to put Starcraft in his CD Drive. >8U
(12:43:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Someone better quote this.
(12:44:07) Broomhandle45: Trink, punch your uterus. It'll loosen his grip!
(12:44:09) Broomhandle45: PUNCH IT NOW
(12:44:24) Broken_Mask: lmao
(12:44:28) Snazzy_Trinket: *Punches Uterus* DOMMOT!
(12:44:34) Misanthropiclove: ...
(12:44:46) Misanthropiclove flies into chat and dragon kicks Trink's uterus
(12:44:50) Zalvek flies out at violent velocities, Starcraft still in mouth.
(12:44:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MISAN USE YOUR DOMINANCE TO-- Okay, nevermind.
(12:44:57) Broomhandle45: HAH! GOT HIM!
(12:45:04) Misanthropiclove: UNHAND WHATEVER YOU HAVE FOUL UTERINE MONSTROSITY!
(12:45:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: That works too.
(12:45:14) Broomhandle45 rips the hook out of Zalvek's mouth.
(12:45:20) Zalvek flops about on land.
(12:45:32) Snazzy_Trinket: It's fuck up version of Moby dick.
 
(01:52:57) TheyDontKnowIBurn: MM, I would like to ask your horn for it's hand in marriage, but I figured I would first ask your permission.
(01:53:06) Zombies_Galore: You can't have my cat.
(01:53:21) Zombies_Galore: We could share, but I don't think either of us would really benefit from that.
(01:53:47) Snazzy_Trinket: Ack, no, thank you though. They make my itchy and sneezy.
(01:53:53) Snazzy_Trinket: I can barly touch ours.
(01:54:51) Mr_Master: well, I'm afraid my horn is underage. Once it finishes college, it can decide for itself. However, premaritally, you can get to know my horn as much as you like.
(01:55:16) reduction: i will be your horn's college buddy
(01:55:44) TheyDontKnowIBurn gives horn a diploma.
(01:55:50) TheyDontKnowIBurn: There! It graduated college.
(01:55:58) TheyDontKnowIBurn: Now can I marry it?
(01:56:04) Snazzy_Trinket: haha You cheated.
(01:56:14) reduction: not before me and Horn have been out on a trip together
(01:56:51) reduction: i promise to take good care of it
(01:57:01) reduction: but if there is stuff drawed on it, then it's not my fault
(01:57:29) reduction takes MM's horn with me to a trip around in the world
(01:57:49) reduction got the urge to draw that
(01:57:51) reduction: brb
(01:58:05) Mr_Master 's horn gets drunk, passes out, wakes up covered with caricatures scrawled on it with Sharpie.
(01:58:40) Mr_Master waits impatiently for horn to get back, dressed in "father of the groom" tuxedo, with Burny standing by in dress.
(02:01:07) Snazzy_Trinket: *looks at horn* Aren't you suppose to get married today?
(02:01:35) Mr_Master 's horn looks bleary. "Are we still in Hong Kong?"
(02:01:54) Snazzy_Trinket: *nods*
(02:03:46) reduction comes home again with MM's horn
(02:03:49) Mr_Master: well, hell, I just noticed it's 2 am where I am.
(02:03:57) Mr_Master: and finally my horn is home!
(02:04:11) reduction: i should draw our trip
(02:04:22) Mr_Master: Please do!
(02:04:39) Mr_Master: Burny, do you take this narwhal horn to be your lawfully wedded chathusband?
(02:04:41) reduction: but i have to say, it will probably just be in europe, most of the places
(02:04:50) Mr_Master: well, you draw what you know.
(02:04:59) reduction holds the rings
(02:05:59) reduction: rawr
(02:06:56) reduction pokes to Burny
(02:07:15) reduction: <.<
(02:07:16) reduction: >.>
(02:07:16) reduction: <.<
(02:07:33) reduction moves her lips a litte with some strings i attached to her from the poking "yes, i do"
(02:07:52) Mr_Master: Very well.
(02:08:20) Mr_Master: Do you, narwhal horn, take this young, delectable, immensely sexy woman to be your lawfully wedded chatwife?
(02:08:34) Mr_Master 's horn answers "I surely do."
(02:08:45) Mr_Master: Please exchange rings.
(02:08:53) reduction gives the rings to eachother
(02:09:28) Mr_Master: by the powers invested in me by nobody in particular, I now pronounce you chathusband and chatwife. You may kiss the horn.
 
(13:27:27) Zalvek: O3O There's a serious crime happening on campus. Omai.
(13:27:33) Broomhandle45: Oh?
(13:27:33) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: I was talking to Broomy, who doesn't live in Canada, and therefore doesn't have free health insurance.
(13:27:39) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: Crime?
(13:27:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Canada suuuuucks
(13:27:51) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: ]8<
(13:27:51) Broomhandle45: I'd rather live in Canada.
(13:27:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: O_O what's going on Zal?
(13:27:54) Zalvek: Yeah. It just came over the campus com system.
(13:27:56) Zalvek: I don't know. D:
(13:28:00) Zalvek: They said to seek shelter.
(13:28:01) Snazzy_Trinket: Oh, I must have misread something then.
(13:28:03) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: D:
(13:28:05) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: GET UNDER SOMETHING
(13:28:07) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: A FAT LADY
(13:28:08) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: A DESK
(13:28:10) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: A CHAIR!
(13:28:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: O__________​___O
(13:28:14) Broomhandle45: ZAL, IT'S NORTH KOREA!
(13:28:18) Zalvek hides under his desk.
(13:28:21) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: OMFG RUN FOR YER LIVE
(13:28:24) Broomhandle45: THEY'VE COME TO TAKE YOU BACK
(13:28:31) Zalvek: NOOOOO. >8U
(13:28:45) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: WE CAN'T ALLOW THIS! HAHVY! THE RINGS!
(13:28:52) Broomhandle45: ..wait, the rings?
(13:29:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- throws Harri her ring.
(13:29:08) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: GOD DAMMIT THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!
(13:29:12) H_a_r_r_i_e_t puts her ring on
(13:29:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED~
(13:29:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- puts on her ring.
(13:29:32) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: WE SHALL CONQUER ALL!
(13:29:38) H_a_r_r_i_e_t fistbumps
(13:29:40) Broomhandle45: ...
(13:29:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- bumps fists.
(13:29:52) Snazzy_Trinket: *chuckles*
(13:30:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- has an uber fucking cape and everything.
(13:30:26) Zalvek: Oh my.
(13:30:31) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: ... now what.
(13:30:32) darkangel76: WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!​!!
(13:30:36) darkangel76 fades back into writing
(13:30:39) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: xD
(13:30:55) Broomhandle45: SHAPE OF: A BROOM!...oh wait.
(13:31:03) Broomhandle45: I got cursed into a broom.
(13:31:05) Zalvek: <3 DA.
(13:31:20) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: Bad luck, Broomy. Baaaaad luck.
(13:31:27) Snazzy_Trinket: Well, bright side is Zal, if you're ever in trouble you know that you have two goofs in capes and over sized rings to come to your aid.
(13:31:37) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: HE DOES!
(13:31:39) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: <3
(13:31:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <3
(13:32:14) Zalvek: <3
 
Most of the convo cycled out, but this is the gem of it!! The long story short Mr. Gray mentioned he served in the military, and Murder of Crows wanted to know his MOS. After demanding in chat for the span of two days, MG asked to take it to PMs. Crows refused. When MG wouldn't go further, Crows declared his lack of information as proof he is lying about serving. The below is what he went on to say ((After two hours of arguing)). XD

EPIC FAIL.





(05:23:07) Murder_of_Crows: What was wrong was that he didn't give me an answer, which he is obligated to do. When he finally did, it just proved that he was lying.
(05:23:29) Murder_of_Crows: You clearly don't understand the weight of the situation.
(05:25:18) kikora: No one is obligated to do crap online. One because it's none of your damn business, two because it is personal information​... And guess what? Bullying someone for personal information online is WRONG.
(05:25:45) Snazzy_Trinket: And this is my problem with the military. Military badge or not people have the right not to say or do what they want to. If you choose to shed that mind set then that is their choice. And, it's online, he has no reason to tell you his status becasue this is not blinding in any way nor does is have any danger to the situation. He is HUMAN and He does have a mind of his own.
(05:25:47) Murder_of_Crows: It isn't personal information if you are required to give it
(05:26:07) kikora: Who the fuck are you?
(05:26:08) Snazzy_Trinket: Online, you are nothing but a persona.
(05:26:16) kikora: Why does he HAVE to tell you?
(05:26:25) kikora: Will you ask for an ID next?
(05:26:50) Murder_of_Crows: I already told you why he had to tell me, or anyone else for that matter.
(05:27:24) kikora: Why? Because you THINK he is lying?
(05:27:33) Murder_of_Crows: and he is still owned by the military. He signed his life to them.
(05:27:53) Murder_of_Crows: If anyone thought he was lying, he would be required to.
(05:28:07) kikora: Dude, what are you on?
(05:28:14) kikora: Crack?
 
It was just plain fail. There isn't anything epic about his stupidity in assuming he has the rights to whatever he wants repeatedly.

It's like beating a dead horse.

it's not funny.
 
The outright lack of common sense in the conversation was baffling to me. He refused to say anything other then what he believed proved his point and turned down any responsibility for his disrespect. *blinks*

In a way it was funny because it was sheer and out right stupidity at it's finest. I feel foolish for sitting and arguing with the twit for that long but I really didn't have anything better to do. *Shrugs*

Dog's of the Military. Really, there is no use talking to them.
 
I guess it was a 'you had to be there' moment, because everyone who saw it thought it was an epic fail. XD Really, it was like it almoooost clicked that he was acting like a retard, and then he lept back to 'If you don't tell me your MO then you can be arrested'.
 
Yeaah....the whole "You signed your life over to the military" was a bit much.

You are a soldier for life- not apart of the military for life.
 
Mr Master said:
Plus... and I can't stress this enough... guy was trying to pull rank over an RP site chatroom. Doesn't that require authenticating on both sides, and why would someone even... I mean, why? Why the fuck? What possible purpose could it have served?
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Establishing "who has the bigger dick" on the internet is very important to insecure people to fill that hole inside with inconsequential things. that's what she said. That being said, I demand proof of your horn! >8[ And you will give me proof or I will call you a liar liar pants on fire in front of everybody who sees me demanding proof from you. You wouldn't want that, now would you?
 
(13:40:05) Ilovegoatse: no one's straight
(13:40:12) Murder_of_Crows: true
(13:40:14) Friendly_Alien: Well, I did say "raped". Not made love to.
(13:40:15) 2AM_Club: Not if you masturbate you're not
(13:40:16) Ilovegoatse: straight is a disgusting and vile orientation
(13:40:22) Ilovegoatse: If you touched your penis
(13:40:24) Ilovegoatse: you're gay
(13:40:26) Murder_of_Crows: okay, I just have a low level of gay
(13:40:30) 2AM_Club: Anyslut, this place is boring and lame. I'm out.
(13:40:31) Ilovegoatse: it's a fact, because you touch penis
(13:40:34) Ilovegoatse: not on my gaydar
(13:40:36) Friendly_Alien: No, that's just masturbation.
(13:40:40) Ilovegoatse: Whatever club get your shit out of here
(13:40:45) Ilovegoatse: no one wants your kind
(13:41:31) Friendly_Alien: ... You mean fatasses?
(13:41:50) Ilovegoatse: vaginas
(13:41:56) Ilovegoatse: because they're gross and look like angry old men
(13:41:57) Friendly_Alien: That's just mean, goatse.
(13:42:04) Friendly_Alien: Vagina's are people too.
(13:42:11) Murder_of_Crows: Is it me or diI wish my xbox controller had a vagina...
(13:42:20) Murder_of_Crows: wtf?
(13:42:24) Ilovegoatse: I think that's just you
(13:42:32) Friendly_Alien: I think it's you, man. Vibrator function or not.
(13:42:42) Murder_of_Crows: Yea, part of my im came in here
(13:42:55) Murder_of_Crows: I wish my xbox controller had a vagina...*
(13:43:15) Friendly_Alien: Plastic vaginas eeeew.
(13:43:24) Ilovegoatse: It'd smell terribad
(13:43:31) Murder_of_Crows: a vagina is a vagina
(13:43:43) Friendly_Alien: With all the handsweat from "intense gaming".
(13:43:50) Ilovegoatse: and the semen crust
(13:43:59) Friendly_Alien: And unwashed cooter.
(13:44:02) Friendly_Alien: Ew.
(13:44:09) Ilovegoatse: you'd have to wash your xbox controller's vagina
(13:44:11) Ilovegoatse: that sounds awful
(13:44:28) Ilovegoatse: then when you went to a buddy's house to play
(13:44:31) Murder_of_Crows: I would wash it gently
(13:44:33) Ilovegoatse: you'd have to hold something he put his dick in
(13:44:44) Ilovegoatse: much like when you hold hands with your girlfriend
(13:44:45) Friendly_Alien: And be careful handing the controller to your GF, or she might get lesbianism.
(13:44:47) Ilovegoatse: [/rimshot]
(13:44:58) Murder_of_Crows: lol
(13:44:59) Ilovegoatse: I think she wouldn't want to play
(13:45:10) Ilovegoatse: considering it's a crusty semen covered sweaty controller
(13:45:16) Murder_of_Crows: OMG, I just got turned down for another rp
(13:45:18) Murder_of_Crows: I suck
(13:45:19) Friendly_Alien: Maybe she's in the bed and pining for sex?
(13:45:27) Ilovegoatse: I doubt it
(13:45:34) Ilovegoatse: if you're a man who fucks an xbox controller
(13:45:40) Ilovegoatse: I don't think you have any girls pining after you
(13:45:49) Friendly_Alien: "C'mooooon, I want to make kinky loooo-" "SHUDDUP I'M PLAYING REACH GODDAMN"
(13:46:35) Friendly_Alien: Maybe if he has an uncontrollable sez drive, maybe.
(13:47:02) Friendly_Alien: Man, I'm too tired to bitch about typos. Or, at least the typos I make. Fuckit.
 
(15:20:47) Murder_of_Crows: So it turns out that I am not gay.
(15:20:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: o_O
(15:20:55) Friendly_Alien: I can see who gets the best action now~
(15:20:57) Roxy_Cilantro: But I mean, don't take me as an example of how to interact with people who have nipple piercings.
(15:21:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Should we celebrate or hold a funeral, Crows?
(15:21:12) Smutty_McPlot sighs
(15:21:21) Roxy_Cilantro: Oh c'mon Crows. Try again harder!
(15:21:34) Murder_of_Crows: Well, when I saw your posts in the PvP, I feared that you were a guy.
(15:21:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Crows, were you e-crushing on me?
(15:21:39) Roxy_Cilantro: Sometimes it's hard to.... Not be gay.
(15:21:42) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Oh gawd.
(15:21:52) Murder_of_Crows: lol
(15:22:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- tries so hard...not to...fuckin​g fails and laughs hystericall​y.
(15:22:02) Friendly_Alien: Looks like you're getting love anyway, Hahvoc!
(15:22:32) Roxy_Cilantro: Hey now. Keep touching my nipples.
(15:22:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: If only i did have a penis and could say those were pictures of my sister.
(15:22:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bahahahhaa.
(15:22:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- fondles Roxy in victory.
(15:22:57) Murder_of_Crows: That would fuck my world up
(15:22:57) Roxy_Cilantro: Hey I want pictures!
(15:23:08) Roxy_Cilantro cheers
(15:23:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I think this needs to be quoted in Epic Chat quotes with the title : And he almost thought he was gay.
(15:23:52) Murder_of_Crows: True
 
(21:50:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You think I'm male? I'm curious as to why.
(21:50:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- crosses arms.
(21:50:51) Aska: Well Hahvoc Requiem sounds like Havoac requiem and those are pretty manly man man words.
(21:51:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Wow. Never had it broken down like that.
(21:51:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: But you're wrong.
(21:51:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm a chick.
(21:51:17) Aska: Oh, drat.
(21:51:19) Aska: That was my second guess.
(21:51:23) Aska: :/

Like five minutes later...

(21:55:06) Aska: SO.
(21:55:17) Aska: I heard you wanted to roleplay.
(21:55:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: From who?
(21:55:39) Aska: I can sense it in the wind.
(21:55:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I haven't said shit.
(21:55:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Turn that wind off.
(21:55:54) Aska: The wind doesn't lie!
(21:55:57) Zalvek turns the fan off. >.>
(21:56:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: IT DOES TOO
(21:56:07) Aska: It was the same wind that told Pocohontas stuff.
(21:56:14) Aska: I SWEAR.
(21:56:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: THAT WAS COLORS
(21:56:20) Aska: Oh.
(21:56:27) Aska: I CAN HEAR DEM CULURS.
(21:56:30) Aska: D:
(21:56:38) Aska: The colors told me.
(21:56:45) Broomhandle45: Wait, didn't she hear the colors OF the wind?
(21:56:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: SEE WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND
(21:56:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: NO
(21:57:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: NO HEARING OF ANY KIND
(21:57:34) Aska: Oh.
(21:57:38) Aska: Ooooo.
 
You've never seen a fight quite like this one. LOLOL.
<3 you guys.

(16:54:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ZG.
(16:54:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You're a tard/
(16:54:08) Zombies_Galore: YOU'RE NO BETTER HAHVY
(16:54:11) Broomhandle45: I'm still friends with her, kidna.
(16:54:17) Zombies_Galore: YOU GIVE THEM ALL NUMBERS NOT NAMES
(16:54:24) Zombies_Galore: WE CALL YOU PENICILLIN PENNY
(16:54:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: HARDER TO REMEMBER
(16:54:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- sobs.
(16:54:34) Zombies_Galore: YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF THE SUNSET STRIP
(16:54:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: PENNY ISN"T EVEN MY NAME
(16:54:54) Broomhandle45 backs away slowly
(16:55:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <_<
(16:55:09) Zennarion: o.o
(16:55:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- gets out the lasso.
(16:55:14) Zombies_Galore: WE ALL SAY "IF SHE EVER GIVES YOU ANY YOU BETTER SEE A DOCTOR REAL QUICK."
(16:55:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: OH YEAH
(16:55:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AT LEAST I DON"T GIVE CRACK TO STRANGERS
(16:55:48) Zombies_Galore: THAT IS IMMATERIAL, PENNY
(16:55:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: CRACK HEAD
(16:55:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: CRAAAACK
(16:55:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: HEAAAD
(16:56:02) Zombies_Galore: PENICILLIN PENNY
(16:56:10) Zombies_Galore: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
(16:56:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DRUGGY DAN!
(16:56:32) Broomhandle45: I'm uh..just..going to go over here for a minute
(16:56:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YOU FUCK ANYONE WHEN YOU'RE NOT SOBER
(16:56:53) darkangel76 is already over there "lol"
(16:56:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: SO WHO'S THE REAL WHORE?@
(16:56:59) Zombies_Galore: LICENTIOUS SYPHILIS LADEN LOUSE
(16:57:09) Zombies_Galore: NOT ANYONE
(16:57:20) Zombies_Galore: THEY HAVE TO MAKE ME SMILE FIRST
(16:57:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YEAH HUH
(16:57:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: SO THAT"S ANYONE
(16:57:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YOU FUCKING DRUGGIED UP SLUT
(16:58:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOOK BRUCE HOME
(16:58:03) Zombies_Galore: SHUT UP, PENNY, YOU'RE JUST DISAPPOINTED I'LL NEVER WAVE MY COCK AT YOU WHILST WRIGGLING MY EYEBROWS
(16:58:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I REMEMBER
(16:58:25) Zombies_Galore: YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT
(16:58:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I AM NOT DISAPPOINTED WHEN IT'S SMALL AND FLOPPY LIKE RABBIT EARS
(16:58:43) Zombies_Galore: THE SYPHILIS HAS EATEN YOUR BRAINS AS WELL AS ROTTED OFF YOUR NOSE
(16:58:59) Zombies_Galore: RABBIT EARS ARE NOT FLOPPY, GENIUS
(16:59:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AT LEAST I"M NOT YELLOW LIKE YOU. ALL TAINTED BY DRUGS
(16:59:05) WhiteTiger: hi there:) How is everyone:)?
(16:59:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: THEY ARE TOO
(16:59:17) Zombies_Galore: FOR FUCK'S SAKE IF YOU'RE GOING TO INSULT ME DO IT RIGHT
(16:59:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: http://media.photobucket.com/image/floppy%20rabbit%20ears/quailg​al/l_db005d6b667a83e45e683a655e25fa16.jpg
(16:59:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: FLOPPY LITTLE RABBIT EARS
(16:59:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: JUST LIKE YOUR PENIS
(17:00:04) darkangel76 continues to watch
(17:00:19) Zennarion sits on DA's shoulder
(17:00:20) Zombies_Galore: STOP BEING A COCK JUGGLING THUNDERCUNT AND WIPE THE RAT JIZZ FROM YOUR THIN LIPS
(17:00:26) Mr_Gray eats popcorn while the show commences
(17:00:32) darkangel76 pets Zenn, resumes watching
(17:00:35) Zombies_Galore: PENNY
(17:00:43) Zombies_Galore: NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU
(17:00:46) Zombies_Galore: WHY?
(17:00:49) Broomhandle45 cues dramatic music rise
(17:00:50) Zennarion purrs and offers DA some popcorn
(17:00:51) darkangel76 passes Mr G a coke to sip
(17:00:51) WhiteTiger: @.@ *sits next to dark angel and whispers, "Did you forget the popcorn? I brought the soda."*
(17:01:04) Zombies_Galore: BECAUSE THE NEST BETWEEN YOUR LEGS IS WHERE DREAMS AND PONIES GO TO DIE
(17:01:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: RAT JIZZ?!
(17:01:18) WhiteTiger: great minds think alike XD
(17:01:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: NO ONE WILL MISS YOU WHEN YOU DIE
(17:01:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AT LEAST I WILL HAVE SOMEONE CRY OVER ME
(17:01:38) Mr_Gray nods his thanks and chugalugs
(17:01:41) Zombies_Galore: THE FLUID THAT DRIPS DOWN YOUR ABUSED THIGHS IS SO CAUSTIC AS TO LIGHT THE WORLD AFIRE
(17:01:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YOU SLUTTY DRUGGY PROSTITUTE
(17:01:52) Zombies_Galore: POT
(17:01:54) Zombies_Galore: KETTLE
(17:01:56) Zombies_Galore: BLACK
(17:02:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH BLACK IN THEM
(17:02:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: LIKE YOUR NOOOOOOOSE
(17:02:23) Zombies_Galore: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
(17:02:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YOU SON OF AN INCESTUAL SKANK
(17:02:59) Zombies_Galore: I WILL TURN INTO CHIEF WHACKAHOE OF TRIBE SLAPABITCH, SHOULDER THAT PIPE AND BEAT YOU IN A CRACK FUELED RAGE
(17:03:11) Zombies_Galore: THE SAD THING IS IT WOULD ONLY MAKE YOU PRETTIER
(17:03:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: IF ONLY YOU COULD KEEP STANDING. IT WOULD BE AMAZING TO SEE YOU TRY, CHIEF "I"M TOO STUPID AND CRACKED UP TO BE USEFUL"
(17:03:58) WhiteTiger: *Whispers to darkangel, "that "Oh no you didn't" would have been better if said an ebonics accent." giggles*
(17:04:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: FROM THE TRIBE "PASS ME THAT AGAIN. I HAVE A HORRIBLE LIFE"
(17:05:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE AND SLEEP FOR A YEAR AND THEN MAYBE YOU'LL PASS YOURSELF OFF AS LESS THAN CRAGGLY AS MARTHA STUART'S VAGINA.
(17:06:19) Zombies_Galore: AT LEAST I DON'TNEED TO DRAG MY OVERUSED FUCK FLAPS ACROSS EVERY SLEAZY, POORLY LIT BAR BETWEEN LA AND BOSTON TO FIND ONE UNREPULSED MALE ON THE VERGE OF ALCOHOL POISONING TO SLUR OUT, "YOU WOULDN'T BE SO BAD WITH SOME MAKE-UP, HAMBEAST."
(17:06:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YES YOU DO.
(17:06:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: NO ONE LIKES YOU
(17:06:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ONLY YOUR DRUGS
(17:06:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AND YOUR SLUTTY MOM
(17:07:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: THEY HAVE TO OD BEFORE THEY SAY YES TO YOU AND YOUR ADVANCES
(17:07:29) Zombies_Galore: 1) YOU'RE PROJECTING
(17:07:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: PIPER MCCRACK
(17:07:50) Zombies_Galore: 2) YOU'RE A DISEASED SLUT
(17:08:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: 3) THE HAZE OF SMOKE MAKES YOU LOOK SEMI-DECENT
(17:08:31) Zombies_Galore: NEED I SAY MORE, HAMBEAST?
(17:08:50) Zombies_Galore: STOP HITTING ON ME, PENICILLIN PENNY.
(17:09:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: LIKE I WOULD. I"D RATHER HIT ON A DISEASED WALRUS WITH A MISSING TOOTH.
(17:09:08) Zombies_Galore: IT MAKES MY TESTICLES SHOOT UP INTO MY PELVIS
(17:09:14) Zombies_Galore: YOU DO
(17:09:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AS IF THEY EVER DROPPED
(17:09:20) Zombies_Galore: 'ALL THE TIME
(17:09:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: IF I DIDN"T KNOW BETTER, I WOULD SAY YOU ARE A SQUEAK TOY
(17:09:53) darkangel76: And on that hilarious note.... I'm off peoples. Wish I could stay and watch more. Oh wells...
(17:09:57) Zombies_Galore: YOU WARN THEM AWAY WITH YOUR THUNDER THIGHS
(17:10:01) Zombies_Galore: YOU KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T FIND A GOOD MAN?
(17:10:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bye, DA.
(17:10:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <3
(17:10:12) Zombies_Galore: Toodles.
(17:10:13) darkangel76: lol... bye, Hahvy! <333
(17:10:14) Zennarion: BAi BAii DA! :3
(17:10:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YOU FUCKED THEM ALL ALREADY.
(17:10:21) darkangel76: Late, ZG! <333
(17:10:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WITH YOUR DISEADED LADEN PHALLUS OF DOOM
(17:10:29) Mr_Gray hugs the DA and wishes her happy anniversary once more.
(17:10:30) darkangel76: And Zenn! <333
(17:10:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DISEASED*
(17:10:36) Zennarion: BAii! :3
(17:10:41) darkangel76: Thanks, Mr G!!! <333
(17:10:52) Zombies_Galore: YEAH
(17:10:56) Zombies_Galore: BUT AT LEAST I USED A CONDOM
(17:11:02) Zombies_Galore: SLUT
(17:11:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: THE CONDOM WAS EATEN BY YOUR CANCEROUS SPERM
(17:11:44) Zombies_Galore: YOU WISH YOU COULD A HOT LOAD OF CARCINOGENIC ZG
(17:11:50) Zombies_Galore: IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN
(17:11:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Maybe.
(17:11:56) Zombies_Galore: HAMBEAST
(17:12:02) Zombies_Galore: You know it
(17:12:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: JUSTIN BEIBER FAN
(17:13:09) Zombies_Galore: BITCH
(17:13:16) Zombies_Galore cuts Hahvy
(17:13:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MY LEEEEEEG
(17:13:41) Broomhandle45: Man, I go away for like five minutes and Hahvy is still getting yelled at like a whore who didn't pay her pimp?
(17:13:46) Zombies_Galore hamstrings Hahvy
(17:14:07) Zombies_Galore: THE HAMBEAST'S CUNT IS THE DEATH OF CIVILIZATION
(17:14:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- flails like a fish.
(17:14:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AT LEAST MY VOICE IS LOWER THAN YOURS AND JUSTIN BEIBER- YOUR IDOL
(17:14:38) WhiteTiger: roflmfao the plethora of one liners...*takes a drink*
(17:14:38) Zombies_Galore: IT WILL SWALLOW ALL HOPE AND LEAK OUT SLUG TRAILS OF TWISTED DREAMS
(17:14:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YOU SLAG
(17:15:14) Zombies_Galore: PROVE IT, CUNT ANIMAL
(17:15:21) Zombies_Galore: GO FORTH HAMBEAST
(17:15:26) Zombies_Galore: OH WAIT
(17:15:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- stabs him in the penis..what little he has of one!
(17:15:30) Zombies_Galore: YOU CANT
(17:15:38) Zombies_Galore cries
(17:15:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: THAT"S RIGHT
(17:15:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: CRY OVER YOUR LITTLE BOY PENIS
(17:15:51) Zombies_Galore stabs Hahvy in face
(17:16:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: FUUUUUUUUCK
(17:16:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- bleeds.
(17:16:08) Zombies_Galore stabbity stabbity stabbity stab
(17:16:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- dies.
(17:16:15) Zombies_Galore: TAKE IT BITCH
(17:16:25) Zombies_Galore: I'LL MAKE YOU PRETTY
(17:16:29) Zombies_Galore: Totes won.
(17:16:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- yelling at a corpse isn't crazy.
(17:16:35) Mr_Gray loves this remake of Romeo and Juliet
(17:16:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- nope.
(17:16:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- resurrects and eats his face.
(17:16:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ZOMBIE BITCH
(17:16:59) Zombies_Galore thinks it might be the crack.
(17:17:00) WhiteTiger: agrees
(17:17:43) Zombies_Galore: SAY MY MOTHAFUCKIN' NAME
(17:17:52) Zombies_Galore: ZOMBIES
(17:17:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- eats him whole.
(17:17:55) Zombies_Galore: GALORE
(17:18:02) Zombies_Galore: YOU SLUT
(17:18:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I...don't have a comeback for that.
(17:18:23) Zombies_Galore explores the hambeast's innards
(17:18:32) Zombies_Galore: I win.
(17:18:35) Zombies_Galore: Okay.
(17:18:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Fine.
(17:18:47) Zombies_Galore: I'mma go drain my puke bucket now.
(17:18:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Fune times.
(17:18:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: fun*
(17:19:01) distract: Oh gosh...
(17:19:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Stop doing so many drugs.
(17:19:10) WhiteTiger: he he
(17:19:11) Zombies_Galore: What? I'm hungover.
(17:19:23) Mr_Gray claps then goes back to his reading
(17:19:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- POINT PROVEN.
(17:19:29) Zombies_Galore: Reallt it's just the alcohol.
(17:19:41) Zombies_Galore: Really, rather.
(17:19:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- puts a hat on his head.
(17:20:13) Zombies_Galore: I like hats!
(17:20:21) Zombies_Galore: Be back in a jiff.
(17:20:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: yay!
(17:20:51) Zombies_Galore: You should epic chat quote that.
(17:21:20) WhiteTiger: so noted
(17:22:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: But that takes effort...
(17:22:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And I'm sleepy.
 
I had to immortalize our blasphemy:



(21:05:25) Mr_Master: Well, I'd love to talk to y'all lots on IMs, but this computer is slow enough, it has trouble handling Firefox and Jewel Quest at the same time. I hate to think what Pidgin would do to it.
(21:05:40) Misanthropiclove: Hey
(21:05:42) 2AM_Club: Jew Quest.
(21:05:45) Misanthropiclove: I'm not stupid.
(21:05:51) Misanthropiclove: I am a complete assbag tool.
(21:05:51) Pistol_Kiss: ahh Its okay MM
(21:05:51) Katch: JEW QUEST~!!
(21:05:53) Katch: XDDDDD
(21:05:54) Misanthropiclove: But I am smart about it.
(21:06:01) Misanthropiclove: Ooooh, Jew quest.
(21:06:06) Misanthropiclove: I imagine it like pokemon.
(21:06:08) Broken_Knight: Well, admission is the first step to recovery.
(21:06:14) Misanthropiclove: Only you catch them with cream cheese bagel.
(21:06:14) Pistol_Kiss: brb questing for some jews
(21:06:22) Mr_Master: That would be the game that takes 40 years, wandering in the desert, and once you see the goal, you die.
(21:06:28) Katch: lulz
(21:06:33) 2AM_Club: lul.
(21:06:41) Mr_Master: oh, and you'd be playing Moses, by the way.
(21:06:42) Misanthropiclove: Bwahahaha
(21:06:46) Misanthropiclove: No.
(21:06:47) Mr_Master: Did I mention that?
(21:06:55) Pistol_Kiss: no
(21:06:56) Misanthropiclove: At the end you find a home in Germany.
(21:07:04) Pistol_Kiss: Yay!
(21:07:10) Mr_Master: Ooh, Misan, you went to a dark, dark place there.
(21:07:10) Misanthropiclove: And the game goes black with a "The End...?" title screen.
(21:07:17) Misanthropiclove: Pffft, plz.
(21:07:26) Misanthropiclove: What is the difference between Jews and Boyscouts?
(21:07:37) Mr_Master: here, here's a rake for BK's urethra.
(21:07:51) Misanthropiclove: Boyscouts come back from THEIR camps.
(21:07:54) Broken_Knight: I'm not even talking and you guys are still obsessed with my cock...



A little bit later on, after BK left because he couldn't deal with someone living inside his body (as if he's unique in that or something!), we got this:



(21:18:33) kikora returns to her lurker's corner. o.o
(21:19:03) Misanthropiclove set that corner up with treats
(21:19:08) Misanthropiclove and/or traps
(21:19:13) Mr_Master: Kiko! You rule too! Up there on your perch in the corner.
(21:19:30) Mr_Master: out of range of the dreaded chat-flooding lever.
(21:19:31) Pistol_Kiss: treat traps?
(21:19:32) kikora just says that to run off and doodle. >.>
(21:19:38) Broomhandle45: HEY! Where's mine at?
(21:19:40) Pistol_Kiss: Wait what kind of traps?
(21:19:41) Mr_Master eyes the lever
(21:19:51) Pistol_Kiss: the kind that hurt or the kind with penises?
(21:19:53) Mr_Master: what kind of treats?
(21:20:09) Mr_Master: ... the kind that are sweet or the kind with penises?
(21:20:35) Misanthropiclove: Sweet with penises.
(21:21:01) Pistol_Kiss: Okay
(21:21:43) Misanthropiclove sets off the traps that release the bees
(21:21:50) Misanthropiclove hides inside my own leg
(21:21:54) Pistol_Kiss: ;-;
(21:22:05) Pistol_Kiss is still inside MM
(21:22:23) Mr_Master is stung by bees
(21:22:38) Pistol_Kiss heals him from the inside.
(21:22:43) Mr_Master dies
(21:22:59) Mr_Master is also healed
(21:23:24) Mr_Master died for the bees' sins, but was brought back by PK, who is now the Bee God.
(21:23:27) Mr_Master: Goddess.
(21:23:31) Katch: lol
(21:24:06) Pistol_Kiss is fucking awesome.
(21:24:07) Misanthropiclove: MM, that which was crucified upon the aquatic honeycomb
(21:24:09) Mr_Master: So, let's see... we've offended Judaism, Christianity...
(21:24:26) Mr_Master draws a picture of Mohammaed
(21:24:38) Misanthropiclove: Brought back to life by his mother parasite Goddess who lives inside the leg of the cyber being.
(21:24:43) Mr_Master: Islam. Misan, got any Shinto or Buddhist sacrelige?
(21:24:44) zelmire: stupid internet
(21:24:47) Misanthropiclove sticks the picture to my mechanic legs
(21:24:57) 2AM_Club: ooo Shinto.
(21:25:00) Misanthropiclove: I think my living insults Shintoism itself.
(21:25:10) Misanthropiclove pees on some prayer beads
(21:25:13) Mr_Master: Okay, so that's four.
(21:25:20) Mr_Master: five?
(21:25:23) Broomhandle45: But samurai loved gay sex..well, they loved boysex.
(21:25:28) Pistol_Kiss is showing hair/arm/leg
(21:25:37) Pistol_Kiss: Thats a bunch
(21:25:42) Misanthropiclove: Oh, and me being the ultimate evil and PK being the ultimate good insults Zoroastrianism.
(21:26:02) Mr_Master: Six!
(21:26:03) Misanthropiclove: We flout the caste system, so there's Hinduism. Plus PK and I eat a LOT of beef.
(21:26:29) zelmire: What's going on/
(21:26:30) Pistol_Kiss: Omg lots
(21:26:30) Mr_Master: I totally flout castes. Every chance I get.
(21:26:32) zelmire: ?
(21:26:37) Pistol_Kiss: We are being fun.
(21:26:40) Misanthropiclove: I say we don't insult Mesopotamian paganism because they got temple prostitutes and their God/desses got naughty poetry written to them all the time.
(21:26:41) Mr_Master: Very fun
(21:26:44) Pistol_Kiss hugs zel.
(21:26:44) zelmire: That's good. ^_^
 
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