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Epic Chat Quotes

(02:19:04) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon tosses Nekro off the perch.
(02:19:12) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: You lose your perching privileges for that one.
(02:19:39) Nekrosilisk88 scrabbles and clings to Hahvy's back.
(02:19:46) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon hisses.
(02:19:59) Raze: Mufasa dat ass, Hahvy
(02:20:01) Raze: Doo eeet
(02:20:12) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: XD
(02:20:13) Zalvek pushes him off
(02:20:18) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: "LONG LIVE THE NEKRO!"
(02:20:21) Zalvek takes his spot
(02:20:32) Raze: Yessssss
(02:20:36) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: ..That was perfectly timed.
(02:20:46) Raze: Right?
(02:20:51) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Indeed.
(02:21:04) Nekrosilisk88 glares at Zal.
(02:21:18) Raze: Oh right. He's still alive.
(02:21:22) Raze tramples Nekro
(02:21:28) Raze: Forgot my part.
(02:21:39) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: PFFFT
(02:21:41) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: XD
(02:21:44) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: I'm saving this.
(02:22:11) Nekrosilisk88 holds a hand up comically. "I'm no quite dead yet, just badly bruised."
 
(01:49:41) darkangel76 snickers
(01:49:55) darkangel76 then milkyways
(01:50:14) MrCorvus: Watchamacallits all over the place
(01:50:35) MrCorvus twixs out
(01:50:43) Razgriz: Damn, I stepped on a Mr. Goodbar
(01:50:56) MrCorvus: Oh, Henry
(01:50:58) Strauss: one take 5
(01:51:10) darkangel76 sprawls on the chaise and watches the candy rain down in chat
(01:51:11) Razgriz: Now I'm full of Almond Joy
(01:51:12) Strauss: everyonr*
(01:51:15) Strauss: damn it..
(01:51:18) Strauss: everyone**
(01:51:38) MrCorvus: That's a big ZERO, Strauss
(01:51:49) Razgriz: Strauss...Don't make me sick the Three Muskeeters on you
(01:51:55) Strauss: fuckin' brain working faster than my fingers...
(01:52:27) Strauss: I'll see your tmusketeers...
(01:52:41) Strauss: and reese you a peanut butter cup.
(01:52:47) darkangel76 giggles like a good Alice at all the delicious candies
(01:52:49) MrCorvus: Mmmm .... yummy Mounds are always yummy
(01:52:58) Razgriz drops a Warhead on Strauss
(01:53:14) MrCorvus Krackels at DA as she giggles
(01:53:42) MrCorvus: SKOR!
(01:54:05) Strauss brings on the chocolate rain.
(01:54:20) Serenity pouts
(01:54:31) MrCorvus goes to snoggle Seren some more, but totally BUTTERFINGERS
(01:54:54) Nekrosilisk88: I'll just stick with 100 Grand.
(01:55:07) Razgriz: Oh, you guys are all Nerds
(01:55:12) MrCorvus: If a 3 Musketeers bar and a Caramello had a baby, it would be a Milky Way. And then we would eat that baby. Sorry. That got weird.
(01:55:28) Strauss: lmao
(01:55:34) darkangel76: >.<
(01:55:45) Strauss: Ya see. I'm glad i can remember all of this, what with mentos and all.
(01:56:08) Serenity backs out of the room
(01:56:15) Razgriz: That's cuz you're a Smartie, Strauss
(01:56:18) MrCorvus grabs Seren
(01:56:22) MrCorvus: Where you goin'?
(01:56:30) Feral.Desires: Strauss, you still in TS with Chesh?
(01:56:33) darkangel76: I started a candy trend. *is so elated*
(01:56:39) Serenity: away from this weird conversation o.o
(01:56:48) Razgriz smacks Corvus with a Swedish Fish
(01:57:11) MrCorvus falls down "Ooof!"
(01:57:24) MrCorvus: What the fuck, man? A fish? Really? Blech!
(01:57:38) Serenity: its candy corvus o.o
(01:57:42) darkangel76: Don't knock the Swedish Fish!
(01:57:51) Strauss: I got s'more candy puns lined up for ya.
(01:57:52) MrCorvus: oh yeah ... yeah, I knew that.
(01:57:57) MrCorvus: >.>
(01:57:58) darkangel76: Delicious candy is delicious!
(01:58:09) Serenity: >.>
(01:58:11) Serenity: <.<\
(01:58:11) Stayin'_Frosty: .... I'mma get me some Swedish fish tomorrow after my appointment...
(01:58:13) Feral.Desires: >> Damn it Strauss.
(01:58:19) MrCorvus: Must be up north. Never heard of it down here.
(01:58:21) Razgriz: Strauss...Quit Cadbury egging everyone on
(01:58:24) Serenity wanders of for a wee bit to hunt for food
(01:58:27) Strauss: what i do this time?
(01:58:40) Feral.Desires: Tell Chesh I poked him for me.
(01:58:48) Razgriz: You're being candy corny
(01:58:52) Strauss: I'm sorry. I candy help it.
(01:59:01) darkangel76 giggles
(01:59:03) Strauss: I'm not on with him anymore.
(01:59:19) Feral.Desires: Well. You're a butt then.
(01:59:33) Feral.Desires flails.
(01:59:38) MrCorvus: Yeah, Strauss!
(01:59:43) MrCorvus: You're a butt!
(01:59:46) Razgriz: He's not a butt...He's an Airhead
(01:59:52) darkangel76: XD
(02:00:18) Strauss: You're such a sweet-tart, raz.
(02:00:45) Razgriz: Yep...I'm a Whopper of a good time
(02:00:50) darkangel76: Oh the pure joy of this conversation!
(02:01:16) darkangel76 is amused by the strangest things sometimes
(02:01:18) Strauss: Almondjoy reading this in the morning.
(02:02:01) Razgriz: Almond Joy was already used, Lemonhead
(02:02:08) MrCorvus just Chuckles
(02:02:10) darkangel76 giggles more
(02:02:26) Strauss: wel that was a milk-dud...
(02:02:55) MrCorvus: Yeah, you big Dum Dum Pop!
(02:03:03) darkangel76: tehehehe
(02:03:24) Razgriz: Oh Henry
(02:03:43) MrCorvus: EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER! I already used Oh Henry
(02:04:09) Razgriz: Damn...I thought I could make some Laffy Taffy
(02:04:22) Strauss: That's it...
(02:04:33) Strauss: I'm going to Mars bar...
(02:04:49) MrCorvus: This is fun. I'm gonna do this Now AND Later
(02:05:04) darkangel76 claps and giggles
(02:05:06) Razgriz: Take Mike and Ike with you! They won't shut up!
(02:05:21) MrCorvus Razzles with delight
(02:05:55) Razgriz: Corvus, quit being an Orangehead
(02:06:06) MrCorvus: Alright PEEPS ... pick it up
(02:06:12) Strauss: This is a gummy situation...
(02:06:19) MrCorvus: What'd you call me? Ooooh, that's got me RED HOT!
(02:06:27) darkangel76 puts a peep in a microwave, watches it expand
(02:06:37) Razgriz: Yeah, you like a Hot Tamale
(02:06:48) MrCorvus: I'm so mad, Ima Pop Rocks!!
(02:07:33) Strauss: Ow... my gumballs....
(02:07:49) Razgriz: Oh, just Eat-More bars, Strauss
(02:07:50) MrCorvus: Strauss, you just gotta let that Tootsie Roll!
(02:08:12) Razgriz: Yeah, man...Be a Jolly Rancher!
(02:08:20) darkangel76: XD
(02:08:22) Strauss: Blow pop me >_>
(02:08:28) MrCorvus: Hehe .. these are all Whoppers!
(02:08:44) Razgriz: Noob! Quit snortin' the Fun Dip!
(02:08:59) MrCorvus: And if you can't get your Tootsie to Roll, make your Tootsie Pop!
(02:09:18) Strauss: I'll make YOUR tootsie pop >_>
(02:09:31) MrCorvus: Ooh, Surgar Daddy!
(02:09:38) Razgriz: Strauss...That was such a Zero Candy bar
(02:09:40) MrCorvus: YOu want some Sugar Babies?
(02:09:53) Razgriz: Nah, Imma hand with the Sour Patch Kids
(02:10:24) Strauss: You not what? Truffle shit.
(02:10:57) Razgriz: Unwind, bro; you're more strung up than a Twizzler
(02:10:58) MrCorvus: Times like this ... cany wrappers are LIFESAVERS
(02:11:08) MrCorvus: candy*
(02:11:10) darkangel76 sits in her dark corner and nibbles on the candy as it rains down
(02:11:25) Razgriz: I believe DA just hit her Payday
(02:11:43) MrCorvus: It's raining candy Good and Plenty
(02:11:46) darkangel76: XD
(02:12:01) MrCorvus: Some a real GUSHERS
(02:12:22) Razgriz: Others just Starburst
(02:12:44) Strauss: Thanks a mint, you guys >_>
(02:12:54) MrCorvus: ... Crybabies
(02:13:17) Razgriz: Ah, don't make me give you both Jawbreakers
(02:13:39) MrCorvus: PFfft! Not ME. I'm a BIG HUNK
(02:14:36) MrCorvus: Who's next? Come on Slo Poke
(02:14:53) Razgriz: Quit being so Zour, Corvus
(02:15:12) Razgriz: Watch me flex my Altoids
(02:15:22) Strauss: I've got them good and plenty.
(02:15:22) darkangel76: XD
(02:15:42) MrCorvus shoots Raz with an Atomic Fireball
(02:15:47) darkangel76 slips on her mary janes and nibbles a bit-o-honey
(02:16:16) Razgriz: Pfft...I'm cool as an Icebreaker, bro!
(02:16:26) MrCorvus: Dammit, DA, I was just about to use bit-o-honey
(02:16:27) MrCorvus: lol
(02:16:38) Stayin'_Frosty: .... Jesus... Still going on with the candy puns, huh?
(02:16:47) MrCorvus: Nuh uh! YOu're a Black Cow, that's what you are
(02:16:55) MrCorvus: And I'm pulling the Cow's Tail
(02:16:57) Serenity: yup
(02:17:06) Strauss: DA. Is so juicyfruit..
(02:17:20) Razgriz: Hah, I got you by the Apple and Custards, Corvus!
(02:17:35) MrCorvus: It's a Candy MARATHON
(02:17:51) Strauss: I need a doublemint twin...
(02:17:54) darkangel76: It all started with a snicer.
(02:17:58) darkangel76: *snicker
(02:18:09) Razgriz: And I'm the Edinburgh Rock holding it up!
(02:18:15) Serenity runs away
(02:18:31) Razgriz: Serenity...Such a Sour Ploom you are
(02:18:33) MrCorvus: ... Okay, I'm out.
(02:18:41) Strauss: me too...
(02:18:47) Serenity: yup
(02:18:53) Strauss: I'm surprised DA didn't catch the one about her XD
(02:19:02) darkangel76: Hrm?
(02:19:08) Razgriz: Winner! And here I stand on Highland Toffee!
(02:19:24) Strauss: Nothing <.<....>.>
(02:19:30) Razgriz: Let it rain eternal Dots!
(02:19:52) darkangel76: XD
(02:19:56) Razgriz: And now I'm out too
(02:20:02) Razgriz: This needs to be saved
(02:20:09) darkangel76: ECQ?
(02:20:09) Serenity curls up in corvus's lap
(02:20:09) MrCorvus: Nooooo
(02:20:10) Strauss: Yes.
(02:20:11) Razgriz: Seriously, that was a good run
(02:20:20) MrCorvus snuggles Seren and plays with her hair
(02:20:23) Strauss: How long did it last?
(02:20:30) Strauss: I feel like a good 20 minutes.
(02:20:31) MrCorvus: Too long
(02:20:32) MrCorvus: lol
(02:20:37) Razgriz: Hehehe
(02:20:45) Serenity purrs a little
(02:20:45) MrCorvus: It was a candy SPREE
(02:20:47) MrCorvus: lol
(02:20:50) Razgriz: DA, would you kindly do the honors?
(02:21:00) Razgriz: Seeing as you inspired it, it's only right
(02:21:07) Strauss: We need to put this in the podcast.
(02:21:25) MrCorvus: I have to admit, there was a time shortly after we started that I didn't realize we were still going and so a few were lost on me. lol
(02:21:40) Strauss: lol
 
Because.... Fuckbutt....

(18:48:40) Broomhandle45: Escaflowne got hella weird in the later episodes
(18:48:53) Nihilistic_Impact: We can talk about it more later.
(18:48:54) Karameida: o.o;
(18:49:08) kuro_bara: ya it did
(18:49:11) Broomhandle45: You're on the couch tonight, buddy
(18:49:27) Nihilistic_Impact hates hunt and peck typing
(18:49:53) Broomhandle45: bahaha
(18:50:00) Broomhandle45: Get a real keyboard, you scrub
(18:50:25) kuro_bara: lol
(18:50:42) Nihilistic_Impact: Don't make me put you back in the closet.
(18:50:48) kuro_bara: HAHA
(18:50:54) LadyLarunai: Scrubs get no love from Broom
(18:51:09) Karameida: Oh dear...
(18:51:16) Karameida: what did I miss exactly?
(18:51:21) Nihilistic_Impact: He's the janitor.
(18:51:39) Broomhandle45: Do it, I dare you. I have a couch and a TV in there now, you tentacle faced fuckbutt.
(18:51:43) LadyLarunai: Hah
(18:52:25) Nihilistic_Impact cackles
(18:52:35) Strauss: lmao
(18:52:41) kuro_bara: oh my
(18:52:51) Strauss: Broom, you should use profanity more often. it's hilarious when you do.
(18:53:11) kuro_bara: it really is
(18:53:52) Karameida: ....fuckbutt....
(18:54:00) Broomhandle45: yes, fuckbutt
(18:54:08) Broomhandle45: He is so fucked, that he is a butt. Fuckbutt
(18:54:16) Karameida: ...The terms you use....
(18:54:36) Broomhandle45: Years of academic study into the many corners of the English language. That and I'm a hick.
(18:54:44) Nihilistic_Impact: Broom can be cute like that.
(18:54:57) LadyLarunai: They are magical term
(18:55:02) kuro_bara: are wonderful
(18:55:08) Strauss: i need to take notes, Broom.
(18:55:31) Karameida: ...I pretty much pinning all of it into the "You're a hick" portion of that statement <<;
(18:55:36) Karameida: I'm*
(18:55:59) Broomhandle45: ...that is probably a better validation, yes
(18:56:04) LadyLarunai: Hehe
(18:56:13) Karameida: Yeah. I thought so too...
 
So one of Frosty's comments had me laughing and by the time broom was done I couldn't breath. Sadly that part was in voice chat...still it started with this conversation which is amusing.

(20:00:20) Rudolph_Quin: *watches a porno staged in a library*
(20:00:40) Stayin'_Frosty: Oooooh. Librarians can be hot.
(20:00:58) kuro_bara: *hugs Lady*
(20:01:12) LadyLarunai: Is it the standard librarian turned domme?
(20:01:15) Rudolph_Quin: fucking with books in the background is hot
(20:01:47) Rudolph_Quin: no, it's "help me find this book, sir" *disappear around to secluded section
(20:02:19) LadyLarunai: Bored already
(20:02:59) Stayin'_Frosty: Heh.
(20:03:09) LadyLarunai: I dont generally watch porn let alone straight porn
(20:04:39) Razgriz: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=851472
(20:04:59) Rudolph_Quin: I WAS ALREADY HYPED UP
(20:05:11) Rudolph_Quin: needed something to help me finish
(20:05:16) Karameida: ......
(20:05:20) Karameida: ....
(20:05:22) Rudolph_Quin: *accidentally hit caps lock there*
(20:05:25) Karameida: What....
(20:05:27) Karameida: the...
(20:05:27) Stayin'_Frosty: XD
(20:05:29) Karameida: fuck
(20:05:29) kuro_bara: *jinx stares at Kara*
(20:05:32) Razgriz: lolwut?
(20:05:34) kuro_bara: mmmmmmmmmmm
(20:05:52) Karameida: What the hell did I come back too?
(20:06:03) Stayin'_Frosty: Oddness. As usual.
(20:06:06) Rudolph_Quin: like you never accidentally screamed in chat!
(20:06:17) Rudolph_Quin: while masturbating!
(20:06:22) Karameida: ....
(20:06:34) LadyLarunai: Or in orgasm
(20:07:23) Stayin'_Frosty generally doesn't chat while he's asphyxiating the cock.
(20:07:40) kuro_bara: XD
(20:07:47) Karameida: ....
(20:07:53) Broomhandle45: ...that doesn't work how you think it does.
(20:08:03) LadyLarunai: Has to question how many people masturbate while on chat now
(20:08:06) Stayin'_Frosty: Shaddup Broom.
(20:08:26) Stayin'_Frosty: It works exactly how I think it does!
(20:08:27) LadyLarunai: What doesnt work?
(20:08:29) Rudolph_Quin: just me, apparently
 
(10:00:05) Strauss flumps into chat.
(11:07:35) Strauss: Jesus it's bloody dead in here...
(11:16:31) Broomhandle45: Yup
(11:16:48) Broomhandle45: ...what is a flump, also?
(11:43:47) Rudolph_Quin: flop + bump?
(12:26:06) Strauss: That.
(12:26:13) Strauss: Kind of.
(12:26:22) Strauss: It's a sound effect, really.
(13:21:52) kuro_bara: *giggles* flumps...
(13:22:03) kuro_bara: fluffy lumps....*g​iggles harder*
 
(22:28:38) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Because silence is hard to handle.
(22:28:45) Broomhandle45: Hard to BROOMhandle?
(22:28:54) kuro_bara: boo Broom...
(22:28:54) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: ...
(22:29:05) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: I can't even be mad. I make horrible puns all the time.
(22:29:11) kuro_bara: lol
(22:29:22) Broomhandle45: You do cause a lot of..Hahvoc with them.
(22:29:27) Stayin'_Frosty: ...
(22:29:29) AlphaZero: whelp, its offical, Sochi 2014 is the worst oragnized olymptic event ever
(22:29:34) razerwing: ...
(22:29:40) Broomhandle45: Looks like I'm getting a frosty reception.
(22:29:42) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Of course it is.
(22:30:16) AlphaZero: 51 billion dollers over budget and the hotels aren't even built
(22:30:18) kuro_bara: Oh god make him stop!
(22:30:26) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Considering how half the olympians are gay and have either decided not to go, or they have gone and need bodyguards, and some of the american newscasters have been hacked.
(22:31:12) razerwing: Don't worry Kuro... Broom will run out of puns eventually.
(22:31:21) Broomhandle45: Nah, I just wing it.
(22:31:37) kuro_bara: don't ya love how he skipped my name
(22:31:55) kuro_bara: ;p
(22:32:01) Stayin'_Frosty: Give it time, Kuro. He'll think or something.
(22:32:02) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Oh, and the flame went out about 44 times.
(22:32:13) Broomhandle45: I don't know if I could do any puns for Kuro, they'd all be very black humor.
(22:32:15) kuro_bara: ya he's probably sitting there thinking real hard about it
(22:32:17) razerwing: Broom will think..... or something.
(22:32:24) razerwing: Oh lord.
(22:32:25) Broomhandle45: Kuro=Black
(22:32:33) Stayin'_Frosty: .... Of... Not or.
(22:32:33) kuro_bara: That only works if people know that broom XD
(22:32:34) Broomhandle45: You're welcome
(22:32:38) razerwing knows that.
(22:32:48) kuro_bara: *facepalms*
(22:32:48) razerwing: I guess it's valid....
 
(16:19:51) Karameida licks Alvis.
(16:21:06) Alvis_Alendran: You've done that before Kara...I must taste good. ;)
(16:21:24) Karameida: I do it from time to time if I've got nothing else
(16:21:25) Karameida: xD
(16:21:42) kuro_bara: *licks Alvis* I dunno taste pretty plain to me
(16:21:43) kuro_bara: ;p
(16:22:53) Alvis_Alendran: Then you're just not licking the right places Kuro... :p
(16:23:23) Karameida: Ohmai!
(16:24:09) kuro_bara: Oh ho~ and where might that be :3
(16:24:46) Alvis_Alendran: I'll let you use your imagination. More fun that way. ;)
(16:25:09) kuro_bara: Last I checked elbows didn't taste very good
(16:26:39) Alvis_Alendran: Ah, still at the wrong spot.
(16:26:49) kuro_bara: you said to use my imagination
(16:26:54) kuro_bara: so its whatever spot I choose
(16:26:57) Alvis_Alendran: I did!
(16:27:04) Alvis_Alendran: And os it can be.
(16:27:09) kuro_bara: :3
(16:27:15) Alvis_Alendran: I'll give ya that one.
(16:27:16) Karameida: o_O
(16:27:21) Alvis_Alendran: Well played Kuro
(16:27:24) kuro_bara: >D
 
(04:20:44) Alvis_Alendran: Hm...maybe I should forge somethingto eat.
(04:20:46) VitaObscura: :(
(04:20:49) ShatteredSoul: Taco Bell breakfast menu
(04:21:01) Hero: Forge or forage?
(04:21:10) Alvis_Alendran: Something with beef fried rice, chicken, fried ham...
(04:21:12) Hero: Because I've never thought of cooking as FORGING MY MEAL!
(04:21:22) Alvis_Alendran: Then yer doin' it wrong. :p
(04:21:27) ShatteredSoul: Alvis.... stoppit ;-;
(04:21:36) Hero: But that does sound like a better way to do things.
(04:21:39) VitaObscura: Well the curly fries are fried up, then the Chili is slow cooked over twelve hours and it's topped with oven baked bacon
(04:21:39) My_last_breath: you must forge it Hero
(04:21:43) Alvis_Alendran: I forge this meal out of it's base elements!
(04:21:47) ShatteredSoul: I am going to teleport to your kitch and raid it.
(04:21:50) Hero: I will henceforth refer to cooking as forging my food.
(04:21:53) VitaObscura: You have to farm Murlocks
(04:21:57) VitaObscura: to get your food
(04:22:05) ShatteredSoul: Vita. You too.
(04:22:09) Alvis_Alendran: You are not the first person to threaten this you know Half-Pint
(04:22:23) ShatteredSoul: I am small!
(04:22:23) Hero: I shall forge this omelette from the most delicious of eggs!
(04:22:24) VitaObscura: If you raid my kitchen
(04:22:26) VitaObscura: You're never leaving
(04:22:27) Alvis_Alendran: It's not even a baking day for me either.
(04:22:27) ShatteredSoul: I could away with it!
(04:22:28) VitaObscura: NEVER
(04:22:40) VitaObscura: It's how I'll coerce MLB to come and save you, like a quest. . . a sexy quest.
(04:22:43) ShatteredSoul: OH
(04:22:43) Alvis_Alendran: See, now yer gettin' it Hero!
(04:22:45) ShatteredSoul: DENNy'S IS OPEN
(04:22:49) My_last_breath: if you can teleport I demand to know the secret
(04:22:53) ShatteredSoul: I think.
(04:22:53) ShatteredSoul: I hope?
(04:22:58) ShatteredSoul: FUCK
(04:23:03) Hero: Denny's is always open.
(04:23:06) ShatteredSoul: Breath the secret is cookies.
(04:23:12) Hero: Especially at stupid early hours for drunk people.
(04:23:14) Karameida: I'm sorry charlie, but I answered your PM.
(04:23:22) Karameida: sorry about the delay*
(04:23:30) ShatteredSoul: Amost 4:30AM
(04:23:37) ShatteredSoul: And the nearest one is about 20 minutes away
(04:23:43) Karameida: Almost 3:30 am here.
(04:23:43) Alvis_Alendran: Same her Half-Pint
(04:23:45) Hero: Sad face.
(04:23:52) Hero: Same as Kara.
(04:24:02) Alvis_Alendran: Yer an hour behind.
(04:24:11) Alvis_Alendran: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS HERO?!?!
(04:24:11) ShatteredSoul: Central time aye?
(04:24:24) Alvis_Alendran: You're talking tot he future!!!
(04:24:29) Hero: Central time aye.
(04:24:31) ShatteredSoul: We're in the future Alvis!!!!
(04:24:39) Alvis_Alendran: We are!
(04:24:44) ShatteredSoul: The winning lottery numbers are......
(04:24:53) Alvis_Alendran: Castle hotel
(04:24:54) Hero: Woah man, when I was living in British Indian Ocean Territory I played that card up.
(04:25:03) VitaObscura: Alfalfa honey woot
(04:25:09) Hero: I was like, "The fuck you talking about it's Tuesday not Monday."
(04:25:11) Alvis_Alendran: Much bigger gap I assume. :p
(04:25:35) ShatteredSoul: AWWW MAN
(04:25:36) My_last_breath: lol
(04:25:39) ShatteredSoul: Taco bell closed at 3AM
(04:25:46) charliesweb7: Hum?
(04:25:47) Hero: Sad face....
(04:25:51) charliesweb7: Oh yeah, thanks Kara
(04:26:15) My_last_breath: snuggles Al be right back
(04:26:23) Alvis_Alendran: I'll be here lass
(04:26:57) Hero: But in all seriousness...I am g'damn hungry, it's been eleven hours since I've eaten and I'm just now realizing that!
(04:27:00) Karameida: I'm sorry it was delayed >.<
(04:27:10) Hero: Stupid insomnia and being up stupid late!
(04:27:12) VitaObscura: Time to eat
(04:27:15) Alvis_Alendran: Then eat something Hero!
(04:27:25) charliesweb7: That is fine Kara. I was most likely going to delete it. I didn't know you could delete messages after they have sent! haha
(04:27:35) VitaObscura: I still have a stash of MRE Jalapeno Cheese floating around somewhere. . .
(04:27:41) Hero: And wake my mum in the process of forging the most delicious of bacon?!
(04:27:44) Karameida: I got to it before you could >D
(04:27:46) Karameida: BWAHAHA
(04:27:48) VitaObscura: Yes
(04:27:51) VitaObscura: She'll understand
(04:27:57) Hero: Ew....Vita, if at all possible just destroy that.
(04:28:02) VitaObscura: No
(04:28:05) VitaObscura: It's delicious
(04:28:07) charliesweb7: I actually was going to delete it like 20 minutes ago haha
(04:28:09) Hero: I realize the task would require walking it to Mt. Doom.
(04:28:20) Hero: But it's for the best of humanity.
(04:28:34) Alvis_Alendran: Forge the greatest of bacon! ANd then forge that bacon into the greatest of sandwiches!
(04:28:53) ShatteredSoul: I am going to die of starvation >.>
(04:29:05) Hero: I shall even sheath my bread in flame to forge the mightiest of toast!
(04:29:15) ShatteredSoul: That's it. McDonald's here I come.
(04:29:20) Alvis_Alendran: As well you should!
(04:29:24) ShatteredSoul: And so help me. I am raiding the fucking place clean >>
(04:29:29) VitaObscura: Also Jalapeno Cheese is tasty once you cut it with bacon lard and slather it on pita bread. . . it's like a horrible pleasure made manifest
(04:29:31) Alvis_Alendran: Watch yer back out there Half-Pint
(04:29:57) Karameida: <_<
(04:29:58) ShatteredSoul: It's early/late enough that I shouldn't get reamed out too bad >>
(04:30:01) VitaObscura: Cut a bitch if you needs be, yo.
(04:30:07) Hero: And with Grimdall, the elder spatula I shall fry and egg to just the right deliciousness to place on this greatest of breakfast sandwiches!
(04:30:16) ShatteredSoul: I shall return soon!!!
(04:30:26) VitaObscura: . . . and HP was never heard from again.
(04:30:31) Alvis_Alendran: Indeed! And mayhaps crumble the greatest of bacon to mix directly into the egg!
(04:30:57) Alvis_Alendran: With spices!
(04:31:14) Hero: Nay sir! For the bacon shall remain whole and crisp, to better cradle the egg betwixt the toast!
(04:31:25) VitaObscura: BUTTER THY TOAST
(04:31:35) Alvis_Alendran: Fair enough! Thine procedure is found acceptable to mine eyes!
(04:31:35) Hero: BUTTERED IT SHALL BE!
(04:31:39) ShatteredSoul: No wait.
(04:31:43) ShatteredSoul: McDs or Denny's....
(04:32:00) My_last_breath: o_O what did I just come back to
(04:32:04) VitaObscura: OH oh OH
(04:32:17) VitaObscura: Make an Egg in the whole grilled cheese sandwich
(04:32:19) VitaObscura: with bacon
(04:32:20) Alvis_Alendran: Half-Pint fleeing for food, and Hero Forging a sandwich.
(04:32:24) Hero: With a dash of red pepper and salt to accentuate the flavors to their MOST BOLD OF MAGNITUDES!
(04:32:26) ShatteredSoul: Denny's.
(04:32:35) ShatteredSoul: Denny's all the damn way
(04:32:40) VitaObscura: Egg in the hole*
(04:32:43) ShatteredSoul: I want the fuckin' lumberjack slam!!!!!
(04:32:46) My_last_breath: i would say denny's
(04:32:52) ShatteredSoul: Swap pancakes for frensh toast though
(04:32:52) Alvis_Alendran: Acceptable Hero! I am partial to celery seed, seasoned salt, and thyme!
(04:32:59) VitaObscura: Denny's definitely denny's /rainman
(04:33:04) Alvis_Alendran: With cheedar cheese!
(04:33:10) Hero: Thyme would do well on this sandwich.
(04:33:11) ShatteredSoul: Yes. Yes I will do this and I will do it now and I will like it!!!!
(04:33:22) Hero: I HAVE PROVOLONE and GOUDA!
(04:33:28) VitaObscura: YES
(04:33:31) Alvis_Alendran: Take the time to add the thyme!
(04:33:34) VitaObscura: BOTH OF THE CHEESES
(04:33:40) VitaObscura: ALL OF THE BACONS
(04:33:48) Alvis_Alendran: Shred it finely, adn mix it into the egg!
(04:33:50) My_last_breath: GAAARRR stop talking about food dammit
(04:34:00) Karameida: FOOOOOOOD
(04:34:00) VitaObscura: TWO OF THE EGGS
(04:34:06) Alvis_Alendran: We are forging food woman!
(04:34:12) Hero: You mistake me for one who scrambles his eggs sir?
(04:34:16) Alvis_Alendran: It is the most manly of tasks!
(04:34:21) VitaObscura: Forging food
(04:34:31) charliesweb7: How did we get back on this subject anyways?
(04:34:40) My_last_breath: well stop it, you are making me hungry and I have already had my snack
(04:34:40) VitaObscura: is up there alongside fighting the Mau Class Battle Cat
(04:34:54) Alvis_Alendran: I do not scramble my eggs! I whip them into a fluffy construct, with a dash of milk for substance!
(04:35:00) Hero: I eat them fried! With just enough golden goodness left uncooked to soak into the toast!
(04:35:13) VitaObscura: and just like that, the five pound fucker jumps off my lap, down the hallway and back onto my lap. . . why thank you, I needed those claw marks
(04:35:46) Alvis_Alendran: I also rarely use toast!
(04:35:58) Alvis_Alendran: I forge biscuits for my sandwich!
(04:35:58) My_last_breath: wonders where my Mau has wandered off to
(04:36:07) ShatteredSoul: Alright!!
(04:36:14) ShatteredSoul: I shall return in about an hour!!!!
(04:36:15) Alvis_Alendran: Probably off to eat the neighbour's dog.
(04:36:18) ShatteredSoul: Wish me luck!!!!!
(04:36:21) Hero: I've already eaten the biscuits and we haven't the ingredients to hand forge additionals!
(04:36:22) VitaObscura: BUTTER THY TOAST, ADD THY BACONS ALONGSIDE THINE EGGS AND MOST HOLY OF CHEESES.
(04:36:39) My_last_breath: okies hun, be careful
(04:36:55) Alvis_Alendran: Then your sandwich will be...acceptable nonetheless!
(04:36:59) Hero: I do believe around 4 am I'll actually go forge this breakfast.
(04:37:06) Alvis_Alendran: and good luck half-pint!
(04:37:09) VitaObscura: BETWIXT THY HANDS SHALL BE FORGED A MILLENIAL CREATION
(04:37:10) My_last_breath: -_-
(04:37:38) Hero: And when my mom inevitably wakes up and asks me what the hell I'm doing, "I'M FORGING A SANDWICH FIT FOR THE GODS WOMAN!"
(04:37:40) VitaObscura: MLB <3
(04:37:56) Alvis_Alendran: Lemme know how that goes Hero, 'cause it sounds hilarious!
(04:37:56) VitaObscura: Make her one too
(04:38:06) Hero: Of course I will.
(04:38:16) VitaObscura: It'll placate her
(04:38:18) Hero: I'm not rude, mum gets a sandwich.
(04:38:30) Alvis_Alendran: I'll likely be forging a sandwhich for my roomate soon anyway.
(04:38:51) VitaObscura: I shall forge another shot of hot toddy before passing the hell out
(04:38:58) Alvis_Alendran: I think I'll do grilled chicken, fried ham, and bacon.
(04:39:00) My_last_breath: drinks water angrily
(04:39:07) Alvis_Alendran: With cheese of course.
(04:39:08) VitaObscura: ANGRY DRINKING OF WATERS
(04:39:13) Hero: Oh hey! I could add ham to this too! We still have ham!
(04:39:16) Alvis_Alendran: And that is all in one sandwich
(04:39:19) VitaObscura: YUS HAMS
(04:39:26) Alvis_Alendran: ADD THINE SLICE OF FRIED HAM!
(04:39:31) VitaObscura: Ham, bacon, gouda and butter bread
(04:39:37) My_last_breath: dies
(04:39:51) Hero: Ham, Bacon, gouda, provolone, egg and toast.
(04:39:51) Alvis_Alendran mouth to mouth on Breath
(04:39:56) VitaObscura: I SLAY THEE MOST HORRIBLE OF ARTERIES, TAKE THAT BLACKEST HEART
(04:40:10) Alvis_Alendran: What shall you fry the ham in?
(04:40:15) Hero: And perhaps Hot Capicolla ham as well?
(04:40:38) Hero: Hrmm...what should I fry the ham in....
(04:40:43) VitaObscura: BACON FATS
(04:40:47) My_last_breath: fuck it I'm cheating be right back
(04:40:57) charliesweb7: I feel like all I just keep seeing is a list of ingredients.... is the sandwich as tall as the ceiling? o_O
(04:40:59) Hero: BACON FAT FRY!
(04:41:00) VitaObscura: Gives the bacon time to crisp up on a plate
(04:41:03) Alvis_Alendran: My favourite is ginger, garlic and powdered mustard
(04:41:21) Alvis_Alendran: Half-Pint? Send me the number, and I'll text you. :p
(04:41:21) Hero: Oooo...I have all these things.
(04:41:47) Alvis_Alendran: Try it hero, use a butter base, adn give it a whirl.
(04:42:00) Hero: I do have plenty of butter to use.
(04:42:36) ShatteredSoul: Love to you all! I'm off to get stuffed!
(04:42:37) Karameida: o .o
(04:42:39) VitaObscura: Have fun at the Denny's
(04:42:43) Karameida: See ya soul
(04:42:46) Karameida: Take care!
(04:42:47) VitaObscura: She said stuffed
 
(21:05:13) ShatteredSoul clears throat all srsbzns like.
(21:05:36) ShatteredSoul: Breath, on a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9. And I am the 1 you need.
(21:05:42) ShatteredSoul: XD XD XD
(21:06:10) My_last_breath: oh my gwad soul
(21:06:13) Hero: Now that's a fun pick up line.
(21:06:15) Hero: I should use that!
(21:06:16) My_last_breath: gawd*]
(21:06:31) ShatteredSoul: XD XD XD XD XD
(21:06:48) ShatteredSoul: Omg I just heard an even worse one XD XD XD
(21:06:51) My_last_breath: I like "I lost my phone number can I have yours"
(21:07:04) ShatteredSoul: Oh that's a good one
(21:07:09) ShatteredSoul: I gotta go use that right now!
(21:07:11) ShatteredSoul: Brb!
(21:07:21) My_last_breath: lol
(21:07:49) Razgriz: "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together"
(21:07:56) Razgriz grins
(21:08:12) ShatteredSoul: "You remind me of my big toe, because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house."
(21:08:13) My_last_breath: Did it hurt Hero?
(21:08:14) Hero: Oldie that one is.
(21:08:25) Hero: Did what hurt Breath?
(21:08:36) My_last_breath: when you fell from Heaven
(21:08:42) My_last_breath: LMAO
(21:08:48) Hero: Yes, it did. It was agony actually.
(21:09:02) Razgriz: "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."
(21:09:11) charliesweb7: I love all of these haha
(21:09:38) ShatteredSoul: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(21:09:39) Razgriz: "I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
(21:09:43) ShatteredSoul: Omfg Breath
(21:09:45) My_last_breath: Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
(21:10:07) ShatteredSoul: "Ay girl. Are you from Iran? Cause I want you to Baghdad ass up!"
(21:10:24) Razgriz: Oh god xD
(21:10:31) Razgriz: That's fucking hysterical
(21:10:33) My_last_breath: oh holy crap soul
(21:10:45) ShatteredSoul: I fucking lost it.
(21:10:45) My_last_breath: "Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"
(21:10:46) Nekrosilisk88: why are we quoting really bad pickup lines?
(21:10:47) Razgriz: "You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"
(21:11:00) Razgriz: Because reasons, Nekro
(21:11:23) Nekrosilisk88: Must be from Nashville...
(21:11:26) ShatteredSoul: Cause I saw a horrible one and now a potential girlfriend and I are exchanging horrible pickup lines
(21:11:27) ShatteredSoul: ALSO
(21:11:29) ShatteredSoul: BREATH
(21:11:33) ShatteredSoul: THA PHONE ON WORKED!
(21:11:36) My_last_breath: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
(21:11:45) My_last_breath: haha nice
(21:11:56) Nekrosilisk88: Cause your the only Tennessee.
(21:12:17) ShatteredSoul: "Ay girl. Are you from Toyko? 'Cause I'm trying to get in Japan-ties."
(21:12:28) ShatteredSoul: Hahahahahaha Nekro XD
(21:12:59) Nihilistic_Impact: Alright, I need to determine what pdfs to order.
(21:13:06) Razgriz: "If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand."
(21:13:39) My_last_breath: Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
(21:13:56) charliesweb7: I love that one Raz
(21:14:07) charliesweb7: That actually isn't cheesy or bad to me :O
(21:14:08) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: "Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them."
(21:14:49) My_last_breath: Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!
(21:14:53) Razgriz: "Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"
(21:15:24) My_last_breath: Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
(21:15:32) charliesweb7: Ahahaha
(21:15:42) Alvis_Alendran: -licks finger, touches shirt- Let's get you out of those wet clothes...
(21:16:04) My_last_breath: oh Al
(21:16:05) Hero: Are those astronaut pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
(21:16:05) charliesweb7: Throws ice on the floor Now that I have broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?
(21:16:21) Razgriz: HAH xD
(21:16:28) Hero: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
(21:16:45) Razgriz: "If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine."
(21:16:48) My_last_breath: Do you have a band-aid?...No why?..... Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
(21:17:15) ShatteredSoul: LOL Raz
(21:17:26) My_last_breath: Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?
(21:17:32) Razgriz: "Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!"
(21:17:34) Nekrosilisk88: Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy!
(21:18:04) ShatteredSoul: I am going to save every single one os these and use them on my date tomorrow night. >>
(21:18:14) Nekrosilisk88: Thought of a really bad one that would get you slapped hard XD
(21:18:26) UnluckyGambit: Using one liners will get me slapped
(21:18:34) Razgriz: "When God made you, he was showing off"
(21:18:36) ShatteredSoul: DO TELL
(21:18:37) Hero: Lets do some math. You plus me, minus the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.
(21:18:40) Nekrosilisk88: This would get you punched out.
(21:18:51) charliesweb7: Hero
(21:18:59) charliesweb7: it is lets pray we don't multiply
(21:19:01) ShatteredSoul: Ehhh, we woudn't multiply, it's just not possible in this situation >>
(21:19:01) charliesweb7: I think...
(21:19:12) Nekrosilisk88: So what if they think you're a cow, I'll drink your milk any day!
(21:19:18) Razgriz: ...
(21:19:27) Hero: I always heard it the way I said..but I suppose it could be both.
(21:19:30) Razgriz: Yep, that gets a red mark on the cheek
(21:19:31) charliesweb7: That last one will get you slapped
(21:19:32) charliesweb7: haha
(21:19:47) Hero: pow right in the kisser!
(21:19:51) Alvis_Alendran: To hell with slapped, that'd get you shot!
(21:20:02) Nekrosilisk88: There's a reason I don't write them XD
(21:20:11) My_last_breath: yeah, i agree with Al
(21:20:18) Razgriz: "Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?"
(21:20:23) ShatteredSoul: LOL Nekro omg!
(21:20:30) charliesweb7: OOOOOO I have a funny joke along that line
(21:20:51) My_last_breath: I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
(21:20:52) charliesweb7: Nice Raz xD
(21:21:40) Razgriz: "I blame you for global warming... you're too hot for the planet to handle!"
(21:22:14) My_last_breath: If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
(21:22:15) UnluckyGambit: Ya'all are on a roll
(21:22:41) Nihilistic_Impact lounges
(21:22:45) Razgriz: "You're so hot you'd make the Devil sweat"
(21:22:55) Nekrosilisk88: I'm getting so many bad one's right now
(21:22:58) charliesweb7: This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He looks over to see two women at the bar. He approaches and introduces himself. Upon hearing their accents, he asks: "Are you two from Scotland?" One of the women replied rudely "We are from Wales you idiot!" The guy responded "Oh okay. Are you two whales from Scotland?" And that was all he remembers.
(21:23:14) Razgriz: Oh god
(21:23:18) Razgriz: HAHAHA
(21:23:20) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: lol
(21:23:24) My_last_breath: haah
(21:23:25) Hero laughs.
(21:23:28) Hero: Heheh.
(21:23:28) UnluckyGambit: Charlie
(21:23:28) Nekrosilisk88: If I let you call me Mulan, will you make a man out of me?
(21:23:36) UnluckyGambit: You forgot opne thing
(21:23:41) charliesweb7: I did?
(21:23:41) Hero: Like an agile peacock!
(21:23:56) UnluckyGambit: Wales isn't a country, they're Englishmen who think they have independence
(21:24:12) charliesweb7: Ah haha. I was like "What did I forget in the joke?" xD
(21:24:24) My_last_breath: Always loved this one "Is stalking still cute?"
(21:24:28) ShatteredSoul: Lololololol
(21:24:41) Razgriz: "This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine"
(21:24:51) charliesweb7: Lol Raz!
(21:25:15) Nekrosilisk88: I love every bone in your body... especially mine!
(21:25:42) Razgriz: Heh...Here's one that'll get you slapped
(21:25:55) Razgriz: "Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar"
(21:26:06) charliesweb7: AHAHAHA
(21:26:12) ShatteredSoul: >.>
(21:26:14) ShatteredSoul: <.<
(21:26:17) ShatteredSoul: That's a good one.
(21:26:18) Hero: Oooo! We forgot one of my favorites.
(21:26:25) Hero: "GET IN THE GOD DAMN VAN!"
(21:26:28) My_last_breath: Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
(21:26:58) Razgriz: "Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!"
(21:27:10) My_last_breath: hahahaha
(21:27:11) charliesweb7: "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
(21:27:24) Razgriz: Oh wow, charlie...That's so old xD
(21:27:24) Nekrosilisk88: Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
(21:27:46) charliesweb7: I never said I had any good ones haha xD
(21:27:56) UnluckyGambit: Wait,,,
(21:28:03) UnluckyGambit: Charlie, are you quoting a song?
(21:28:08) Hero: For St. Patrick's day - "Got any Irish in you? Would you like some?"
(21:28:16) Razgriz: LOL Hero
(21:28:29) charliesweb7: Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
(21:28:51) Razgriz: >.>
(21:28:54) My_last_breath: oi charlie
(21:28:55) Razgriz: lol
(21:29:15) Nekrosilisk88: If you like a good Stout, I've got just the thing!
(21:29:31) ShatteredSoul: lololololol
(21:29:54) Razgriz: For Valentine's Day - "Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me"
(21:30:46) UnluckyGambit: Well
(21:30:50) UnluckyGambit: I better get off
(21:31:06) UnluckyGambit: You all have fun now
(21:31:16) Alvis_Alendran: We usually manage to. :p
(21:31:29) My_last_breath: for Christmas~ "If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
(21:31:40) charliesweb7: Aww Bye Gambit!
(21:31:41) Nekrosilisk88: If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?
(21:31:48) My_last_breath: fine leave Gambit
(21:31:51) charliesweb7: ahahaha
(21:32:08) My_last_breath: Oh My Gawd Nekro
(21:32:34) Nekrosilisk88: though personally I'd replace the legs with arms.
(21:33:18) Hero: Boobies.
(21:34:36) charliesweb7: You want to visit in between boobies?
(21:35:21) ShatteredSoul: Nekro.
(21:35:26) ShatteredSoul: Omg. That was fucking gold.
(21:36:25) My_last_breath: it really was
(21:37:17) Hero: I liked it.
 
(07:54:35) darkangel76: Consider it reinforcements.
(07:54:40) darkangel76: hehe
(07:54:42) Karameida: Awesome.
(07:54:52) Karameida: BATTLE STATIONS!
(07:55:14) darkangel76: Who said the vision impaired can't kick asss?
(07:55:16) darkangel76: *ass
(07:55:29) Karameida: Right?
(07:55:42) darkangel76 adjusts her glasses
(07:55:52) Karameida: The vision impaired will kick DOUBLE the amount of ass!....Well, until my glasses fall off...
(07:56:05) Karameida pushes up her own glasses.
(07:56:08) darkangel76: Then you shall just put them back on and resume!
(07:56:13) Karameida: Indeed.
(07:56:19) darkangel76 nods
(07:56:29) Karameida: Unless they get stepped on....BUT THEN I SHALL RETRIEVE MY SPARE PAIR!
(07:56:31) darkangel76: I need new glasses actually.
(07:56:39) Karameida: Ditto
(07:56:40) Karameida: x.x
(07:56:46) darkangel76: >.<
(07:56:55) darkangel76: But we won't talk about that. <.<
(07:57:02) Karameida: x3
(07:57:57) Karameida hands DA a Link plushie.
(07:57:59) Karameida: o wo
(07:58:07) darkangel76 cuddles it
(07:58:15) Karameida: =D!
(07:59:03) Karameida: I'd give cas one...but I'm not sure how he'd treat it and I couldn't bear to see it harmed...
(07:59:04) darkangel76: hehe
(07:59:05) Karameida: ><;
(07:59:12) darkangel76: Right?
(07:59:16) Karameida: Only truly special people get a Link plushie from me.
(07:59:22) darkangel76: Plus, it's not like he's paying attention right now.
(07:59:29) Karameida: Right?
(07:59:30) darkangel76: He wouldn't appreciate it.
(07:59:45) Karameida: I mean...I could be sexing him up or cutting him apart and he wouldn't even know.
(07:59:48) Karameida: Tsk
(07:59:50) Karameida sighs.
(07:59:53) darkangel76: That makes me think.........
(07:59:59) Karameida: About?
(08:00:09) darkangel76: You could do some VERY hilarious things while he's not looking.
(08:00:23) darkangel76: Then, ECQ it for later.
(08:00:33) Karameida: Aye, that I could...
(08:00:43) Razgriz: And yet you both think I don't keep a watchful eye
(08:00:43) Karameida strokes her chin thoughtfully.
(08:00:46) Karameida: ....
(08:00:48) Karameida: Uh.
(08:00:49) darkangel76 would be amused, is in need of amusement
(08:00:52) Karameida: Nothing happened!
(08:00:57) darkangel76: <.<
(08:01:03) Karameida: IT WAS ALL LEE.
(08:01:04) darkangel76 hums
(08:01:11) Karameida: Me and DA are innocent.
(08:01:20) Karameida sits by DA and whistles.
(08:01:21) Razgriz: (04:59:45) Karameida: I mean...I could be sexing him up or cutting him apart and he wouldn't even know.
(08:01:29) Karameida: ....
(08:01:29) darkangel76: The innocentest!
(08:01:31) Razgriz: That was Lee, huh?
(08:01:33) Lord_Lee: ....o.o
(08:01:33) Karameida: I did not say that!
 
(19:25:40) charliesweb7: I AM NOT AMERICAN
(19:25:51) Lord_Lee: ..
(19:26:01) Umbreon: canadian then? .-.
(19:26:02) Lord_Lee: FINE. WHATEVER YOU ARE. IM TIRED. DON'T EXPECT ME TO REMEMBER THINGS.
(19:26:08) Lord_Lee: ._.
(19:26:09) charliesweb7: I am Antartican
(19:26:18) Lord_Lee: Don't yo-..
(19:26:30) Lord_Lee: ...
(19:26:35) Lord_Lee: ..
(19:26:38) Umbreon: Fair enough.
(19:26:41) charliesweb7: Live in Antarctica? yes xD
(19:27:05) Umbreon: yus
(19:27:14) Lord_Lee: Alright, Miss Freeze.
(19:27:16) Lord_Lee: Calm down there.
(19:27:45) charliesweb7: lalalalalalalala Freezes stuff
(19:27:53) kuro_bara: Charlie...
(19:27:58) kuro_bara: does that mean you are Elsa
(19:28:03) kuro_bara: DID YOU SEND THIS STORM!
(19:28:06) Lord_Lee: .... OH MY GOD
(19:28:07) Umbreon: You can freeze my stuff *huehuehue*
(19:28:11) Lord_Lee: ITS CHARLIES FAULT ITS SNOWING!
(19:28:15) Lord_Lee: *GASP!*
(19:28:20) kuro_bara: CHARLIE what have you done!
(19:28:33) charliesweb7: Umbreon.. you want me to really freeze that thing off? o_O
(19:28:42) charliesweb7: YES CANADA MUST SUFFER
(19:28:46) charliesweb7: THEY ARE TOO NICE
(19:28:47) charliesweb7: xD
(19:28:51) kuro_bara: *sobs* Please make it stop
(19:28:54) Lord_Lee: ....
(19:29:04) Lord_Lee: My phone would say otherwise, Charlie..
(19:29:05) Umbreon: I was joking but yea sure go ahead.
 
(17:24:18) Halaster: One time, I got my dick stuck in a toaster.
(17:24:21) Halaster: True story.
(17:24:44) Strauss: ...wut.
(17:24:44) Alisaadi: 8o
(17:24:47) Stayin'_Frosty: .... Hal..... Bread goes in the toaster. Man, what a newb.
(17:24:50) My_last_breath: wait yesterday you said you never got your dick stuck in stuff
(17:24:57) Alisaadi: busted!
(17:25:34) Halaster: The bread WAS in the toaster, but it got jammed, what else was I supposed to use to get it out?
(17:25:37) Halaster: Sheesh, common sense, Frosty.
(17:25:39) Stayin'_Frosty: ...
(17:25:44) Stayin'_Frosty: Touche....
(17:25:52) My_last_breath: I....aaahhh
(17:26:15) Alisaadi: ROFLMAO
(17:26:41) Shebi_Asiworu dies
(17:26:44) My_last_breath: lol
(17:26:56) My_last_breath: i just that mental picture
(17:27:00) Strauss: Weell, since you put it that way.
(17:27:29) Halaster: Granted I could have used a knife, but that shit's dangerous, you hear of how many people die sticking knives in toasters?
(17:27:30) Alisaadi: Hal. Hal. *is still laughing* Was there a mushroom print on the toast?
(17:27:34) Halaster: You see that shit all the time in movies.
(17:28:33) Alisaadi: giggles

And shortly after:
(17:32:01) Strauss: I just told my buddy about this and he said "Someone took roasting weinies too litterally."
(17:32:06) Strauss: literally*
(17:32:11) Halaster: Hah
 
(01:19:19) sailingsam: Ello again
(01:20:26) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: HERRO
(01:20:41) sailingsam: 0_o *backs away slowly*
(01:21:14) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: HERRRRRRRRO
(01:21:18) Hero: What about me?
(01:21:25) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ trips over himself.
(01:23:19) sailingsam: *rubs his eyes* wha?
(01:23:36) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ crawls towards Sam.
(01:23:43) Karameida: OOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOK
(01:23:47) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: HERRRRRRRRR​RRO
(01:23:50) Karameida: I'm off to bed ><;
(01:23:50) RetroPixelMonster: I thought you were saying Hello really loud in that cute way... but you were just saying Hero, I think
(01:23:54) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Toodles.
(01:24:13) sailingsam: things just got a little weird here
(01:24:13) RetroPixelMonster: Night Kara n.n
(01:24:16) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ totally was sailing hello really loud in that cute way.
(01:24:25) Karameida: Take care everyone ^^
(01:24:28) RetroPixelMonster: the internet it always weird yo
(01:24:34) RetroPixelMonster: Oh xD
(01:24:36) RetroPixelMonster: HERRO
(01:24:42) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Well, mods are supposed to be entertainin​g, right?
(01:24:44) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: HERRO
(01:24:48) Hero: I always assume people are saying Hero when they do that.

not sure if this counts... but sure scared the hell outta me
 
(20:53:40) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Is perfect time for run.
(20:53:48) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Snow is heavy.
(20:53:59) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: So tracks, they fade in snowfall.
(20:54:02) LadyLarunai: Zombie is right
(20:54:05) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Night is dark.
(20:54:10) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: No one out.
(20:54:19) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: You snap neck KRIK-KA!
(20:54:21) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: No one hear.
(20:54:24) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Perfect time for run.
 
:51) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ turns on nasty baby making R&B.
(19:42:53) richter smiles cutely.
(19:42:53) 2AM_Club: You wanna film for us?
(19:43:03) richter pulls out camera~
(19:43:09) kuro_bara: *slaps richter on the back of the head*
(19:43:09) 2AM_Club is gonna ride it, that pony
(19:43:21) richter: Owwww
(19:43:24) Strauss: XD
(19:43:24) kuro_bara: >/
(19:43:27) richter: You can watch too.
(19:43:30) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: You can tape, too, kuro.
(19:43:38) 2AM_Club: We'll live stream.
(19:43:39) kuro_bara: *headdesk*
(19:43:45) 2AM_Club: I'll live tweet it too
(19:43:50) Strauss: Gotta keep my face off cam, then :p
(19:43:52) 2AM_Club: hashtag foreplay
(19:43:53) richter nibbles on Kuro's ear.
(19:43:55) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Hashtag changingamanslife
(19:43:58) richter: Or, do you want to make our own video?
(19:44:08) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Hashtag nothingwilleverbethesame
(19:44:09) 2AM_Club: Hashtag makemeawoman
(19:44:17) Strauss: I can do that.
(19:44:18) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Hashtag makehimaman
(19:44:38) richter: hashtag swiftasacoursingriver
(19:44:38) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Hashtag tappeddatass
(19:44:45) 2AM_Club: hashtag toomuchtongue
(19:44:57) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag notenoughsaliva
(19:45:15) 2AM_Club: hashtag notwetyet
(19:45:17) richter: hashtag nevertoomuchtongue
(19:45:23) Strauss: hashtag ohmygodisthatapreditormouth
(19:45:55) Shebi_Asiworu stabs everything
(19:46:01) Strauss: hahahahaha
(19:46:02) 2AM_Club: hashtag finished
(19:46:05) richter: hashtag pastramimeltisfuckingamazing
(19:46:09) kuro_bara: *can't breath laughing too hard*
(19:46:10) 2AM_Club: hashtag wasitgoodforyou
(19:46:18) 2AM_Club: hashtag ineedasandwich
(19:46:22) Strauss: hashtag ohgodsImbleeding
(19:46:41) 2AM_Club: Now we have to take a pic for instagram
(19:46:44) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag makemepancakes
(19:46:47) 2AM_Club: hashtag postsexselfie
(19:46:55) richter: hashtag trollololololbiteskarasear
(19:46:58) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag getoutofmybed
(19:46:59) AlphaZero: the hell did I walk into this time?
(19:47:11) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag yourmybitchnow
(19:47:14) kuro_bara: ...
(19:47:15) 2AM_Club: hashtag whereismybra
(19:47:16) kuro_bara: RICHTER
(19:47:18) kuro_bara: KURO
(19:47:19) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: *youremybitchnow
(19:47:25) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag thecondombroke
(19:47:31) 2AM_Club: hashtag FUCK
(19:47:34) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag yougonnabemybabymomma
(19:47:42) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag togetherforever
(19:47:43) 2AM_Club: hashtag mixedbabiesiscute
(19:47:47) Strauss: hashtag wherearemyboxers
(19:48:13) richter: hashtag usesiceeverywhereonbrantomakeherforget
(19:48:34) Strauss: hashtag hamstersisnice
(19:49:19) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag verbtenseagreementissexy
(19:49:19) richter: hashtag hashtag
(19:49:33) 2AM_Club: hashtag dontcorrectme
(19:49:43) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag iwasjustsaying
(19:49:44) 2AM_Club: hashtag youalwaysdothat
(19:49:49) 2AM_Club: hashtag wereinafight
(19:49:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag dontgetallbutthurt
(19:49:51) Strauss: hashtag yourenotmyrealdad
(19:49:55) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag bitchiscrazy
(19:49:55) 2AM_Club: hashtag sleeponthecouch
(19:49:56) richter: hashtag fondlesclubby
(19:50:04) 2AM_Club: hashtag imgoingtomymothers
(19:50:05) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag itsmybed
(19:50:10) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag staythere
(19:50:25) 2AM_Club: hashtag whatever
(19:50:30) Strauss: hashtag thisisgettingretardednow
(19:50:36) 2AM_Club: hashtag youllregretthis
(19:50:37) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag idontloveyouanymore
(19:50:40) richter: hashtag ignored
(19:50:46) 2AM_Club: hashtag youneverdid
(19:50:53) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag damnstraight
(19:50:56) richter: hashtag curlsupincornerwithredds
(19:51:04) 2AM_Club: hashtag okay
(19:51:12) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag breakupsex
(19:51:19) 2AM_Club: hashtag yay
(19:51:19) Strauss: hashtag imdonewithhashtags
(19:51:22) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Er.
(19:51:23) 2AM_Club: hashtag allnightlong
(19:51:28) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: hashtag makeupsex
(19:51:38) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Alright. I can stop.
(19:51:42) 2AM_Club: Same.
(19:51:45) 2AM_Club: I was losing steam.
(19:51:52) 2AM_Club: Valiant effort all around, folks.
(19:51:54) richter: xD
(19:51:56) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Me, too. I think we carried the joke too far.
 
Kandy knows she can't English right but here you go! ::



(01:25:25) Karameida: Apparently water is the number one killer of Satans.
(01:25:31) RetroPixelMonster: Well it hasn't killed my parents yet, so that's a plus thus far.
(01:25:33) RetroPixelMonster: <_<
(01:25:36) RetroPixelMonster: SHUT UP KARA
(01:25:43) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Nooooooo.
(01:25:45) Karameida laughs.
(01:25:46) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: What about all those poor Satans?!
(01:25:58) RetroPixelMonster: I didn't mean to say that dammiy
(01:26:03) RetroPixelMonster: dammit*
(01:26:13) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ founds the Save the Satans Foundation.
(01:26:20) Vash_Bly: Walks in rocking out to Bon Jovi
(01:27:00) Karameida: Yeah but thats what made it funnier Kandy
(01:27:02) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Vash. Have you the horrible plight of the Satans?
(01:27:26) RetroPixelMonster: Well, me and Kara are on skype and apparently I can't speak English right either
(01:27:33) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: *have you heard
(01:27:56) Vash_Bly: nope
(01:28:24) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Satans are in a tough spot right now, Vash, and they could use your help.
(01:28:41) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Water is continually encroaching on their native habitat.
(01:28:44) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Which, of course, Satans are deadly allergic to.
(01:29:13) Karameida: Zombie
(01:29:15) Karameida: xD
(01:29:22) Vash_Bly: wait how is water allergic to satans doesn't it have to be holy
(01:29:30) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Due to human development Satans are pushed further and further away from the arid climates they prefer and closer to large bodies of water, putting them increasingly at risk for dihydrogen monoxide related fatalities.
(01:29:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: No, that's a superstition.
(01:29:55) Vash_Bly: Kara pinch me if I am hearing this
(01:30:04) RetroPixelMonster: You really do seem wiped out ZG
(01:30:36) Karameida spanks.
(01:30:37) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: ... I am. My heart's not even in the Satans-as-endangered-species thing.
(01:30:56) Karameida: Oh jeese.
(01:31:19) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ isn't even all that amused by his own absurdity.
(01:31:29) Vash_Bly: ouch Kara I said pinch not spank but if you are going to do that get a crop or paddle
(01:31:42) Karameida: I have a crop
(01:31:42) RetroPixelMonster: I'm jsut sitting here let you get it allllll out
(01:31:49) Karameida: I'm not doing this shit bare handed.
(01:31:51) RetroPixelMonster: just*
(01:32:19) Vash_Bly: Then by all means go on
(01:33:03) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ yawns.
(01:33:10) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: You be ridiculous, Retro.
(01:33:19) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I'm just too tuckered out.
(01:33:31) RetroPixelMonster: I wasn't the one who just went on a spiel about Satans
(01:33:45) RetroPixelMonster: I'm sitting her on skype, jsut being Kandy, yo
 
Serenading the dead back to life means stripping naked.

(01:59:45) RetroPixelMonster: I'm lonely
(01:59:48) RetroPixelMonster: oh so lonely
(01:59:53) RetroPixelMonster: I have nobody
(02:00:00) RetroPixelMonster: to calllll mmyyyyy ooowwwwwnnn
(02:00:09) RetroPixelMonster: oooOOOOOOo
(02:00:18) RetroPixelMonster serenades the dead back to life
(02:01:14) RetroPixelMonster is not very effective
(02:02:21) Karameida strips kandy naked.
(02:02:28) Karameida: THATS how you serenade the dead.
(02:02:51) RetroPixelMonster: That escalated insanely fast, dear lord
(02:03:26) Karameida: It did but it's awesome.
(02:03:46) RetroPixelMonster: Says the one who just stripped me
(02:03:54) RetroPixelMonster: Clearly I can't be a stripper on my own
(02:04:03) RetroPixelMonster: I don't think I'll get paid well
(02:04:16) RetroPixelMonster: There goes my college funds
(02:04:17) Karameida: You'll get paid well.
(02:04:26) RetroPixelMonster: LIAR
(02:04:33) Karameida: I DO NOT LIE
(02:04:47) Karameida: I pay my strippers very well >|
(02:04:59) RetroPixelMonster: Why?
(02:05:02) RetroPixelMonster: They don't do anything
(02:05:05) RetroPixelMonster: They just stand there
(02:05:10) RetroPixelMonster: and you beat them to it!
(02:05:21) RetroPixelMonster: Don't even let them turn on the music
(02:05:22) RetroPixelMonster: Just
(02:05:23) RetroPixelMonster: unf
(02:05:25) Karameida: Exactly.
(02:05:28) RetroPixelMonster: Take it off bitch
(02:05:34) Karameida: I think it's more watching a woman strip another one naked.
(02:05:50) Karameida: What? It's extra for music.
(02:06:05) RetroPixelMonster: Well
(02:06:12) RetroPixelMonster: As long as I'm getting paid
(02:06:17) RetroPixelMonster: You can get me dressed too
(02:06:56) Karameida: Somebody else will dress you.
(02:07:02) Karameida: I aint doing the work twice
(02:07:06) RetroPixelMonster: Will I still get paid?
(02:07:17) Karameida: Yes
(02:07:25) RetroPixelMonster: Well
(02:07:35) RetroPixelMonster: Okay then
(02:07:42) Vash_Bly: What the hell all this talk about strippers
(02:07:50) RetroPixelMonster: FINALLY
(02:07:57) Karameida: Yeah, thats how most of my strippers react in the end.
(02:08:01) Karameida: LOL
(02:08:02) Karameida: x3
(02:08:09) RetroPixelMonster: Kara likes to strip strippers for them
 
This is a very productive night

(03:12:28) RetroPixelMonster: I should justl ive with you'
(03:12:31) Karameida: We had a lot of people on call but it always ends up with me and Kandy.
(03:12:31) RetroPixelMonster: wow
(03:12:41) RetroPixelMonster: my english just went strait out the fucking window
(03:12:53) Karameida: I love how that works.
(03:13:04) Karameida: We were alone and you didn't make any errors
(03:13:04) Nihilistic_Impact: Hmm, lightning.
(03:13:11) RetroPixelMonster: Perfect English when no one is here
(03:13:12) Karameida: the moment people come in you forget how to english xD
(03:13:26) RetroPixelMonster: Dyskexia from fuck wherever when everyone comes
(03:13:35) RetroPixelMonster: I CAN'T EVEN SPELL DISLEXIA
(03:13:39) RetroPixelMonster: DISLEXIA
(03:13:39) Karameida: HAH
(03:13:44) Karameida: Dyslexia
(03:13:47) RetroPixelMonster: HOW DO YOU SPELL DISLEXIA DAMMIT
(03:13:49) RetroPixelMonster: oh
(03:13:49) RetroPixelMonster: '
(03:13:52) Karameida: x3
(03:13:54) RetroPixelMonster: Dyslexia
(03:13:56) RetroPixelMonster: Thanks
(03:14:02) Nihilistic_Impact pets the two
(03:14:03) Karameida: Thats great
(03:14:10) Karameida purrs.
(03:14:43) RetroPixelMonster eats hand
(03:14:48) Nihilistic_Impact: So other then the electronic stripping, what's up?
(03:14:57) RetroPixelMonster: Skype
(03:15:03) Karameida: There was no music.
(03:15:09) Karameida: Music costs extra.
(03:15:19) RetroPixelMonster: She has all this money t pay me
(03:15:22) Vash_Bly: how much extra
(03:15:23) RetroPixelMonster: But not for music
(03:15:38) Karameida: And then she forgot how to english and skype and we got a spiel about endangered satans.
 
(21:54:45) Karameida: What?
(21:54:58) Karameida: AND YOU FUCKING LURKERS OVER THERE BETTER GET IN HERE >|
(21:55:06) Razgriz lurks
(21:55:40) Razgriz then pounce-tackles Kara
(21:56:21) Nekrosilisk88 pokes Kara.
(21:58:01) Razgriz: IT COMES!
(21:58:13) Razgriz: GRIND! KILL! MAIM! BUUUURN!
(21:58:27) Razgriz: BAHAHAHAHAHA!
(21:58:39) Karameida tumbles.
(21:58:44) Karameida: 'allo cas!
(21:59:07) Razgriz: Hey
(21:59:19) Razgriz: How's things?
(21:59:26) Karameida noms hims.
(21:59:41) Karameida: Uhm
(21:59:43) Karameida: Erm.
(21:59:45) Karameida: Well.
(21:59:49) Karameida: Stuff ._.
(21:59:50) Razgriz wiggles
(21:59:57) Razgriz: Stuff, huh?
(22:02:10) Razgriz: Fun
(22:02:58) Razgriz feels the need to bleed and strips the flesh from his arm
(22:03:12) Nekrosilisk88: Lay off the pcp Cas
(22:03:28) Stayin'_Frosty spills lemonade on Raz's arm.
(22:03:37) Razgriz smacks Nekro with a flesh strip
(22:03:48) Razgriz: Only Kara can call me Cas
(22:04:21) Razgriz catches ze drippings in a glass and downs it
(22:04:39) Razgriz: Red lemonade...Fortified with iron. Yum
(22:05:00) Stayin'_Frosty: Heh.
(22:05:51) sailingsam: 0_o

Ehh... funny to me.
 
(21:10:10) Dr._Nibbles: Chat needs an image function
(21:10:32) Dr._Nibbles:
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(21:10:38) Dr._Nibbles: One that works >.>
(21:10:49) Stayin'_Frosty: I think there was a reason it was disabled. :p
(21:11:28) Broomhandle45: People used to spam porn
(21:12:29) Stayin'_Frosty: And there it is.
(21:13:03) Karameida: Yeah
(21:13:05) Karameida: =x
(21:13:07) Stayin'_Frosty: .... And for some reason, my mind wants to read it as "people used to porn spam"
(21:13:10) Dr._Nibbles: What a bunch of assholes
(21:13:15) Karameida: ....
(21:13:18) Karameida: POrn spam...
(21:13:22) Dr._Nibbles: Spam porn... hmmm.
(21:13:32) Broomhandle45: Don't.
(21:13:33) Dr._Nibbles: The Hawaiians would be all over that shit.
(21:13:36) Broomhandle45: I swear to god.
(21:13:46) Karameida: <.<?
(21:13:49) Karameida: What?
(21:13:53) Dr._Nibbles: Frosty there might be a demographic for this
(21:14:09) Stayin'_Frosty: It's your lucky day, Broom. I don't have any Spam.
(21:14:16) Karameida: Porn Spam...I'm not sure how that would work...
(21:14:20) Dr._Nibbles: I mean really... Is spam any different than a vagina? :I
(21:14:35) Karameida: <.<
(21:14:45) Dr._Nibbles: Quote that shit.
(21:14:49) Dr._Nibbles: Put it on your daily calander
(21:14:54) Broomhandle45: ...I don't know, Nibbles. When's the last time you got vagina in a can covered in juices?
(21:14:55) Dr._Nibbles: your tweeter
(21:15:03) Karameida: ...
(21:15:10) Dr._Nibbles: Back in Nam...
(21:15:41) Karameida: That sounds rough.
(21:16:14) Dr._Nibbles: Got my vagina blown off in Nam... had to transform it into a penis
(21:16:31) Stayin'_Frosty would've gone with Japan, personally. Apparently, they've got pocket vaginas in a can that you can get from vending machines.
(21:16:32) Karameida: Hoe did it get in a can covered in juices?
(21:16:41) Karameida: How*
(21:17:07) Dr._Nibbles: Had to transport it back home somehow! Coolers were expensive in the 60's
(21:17:17) Karameida: and marked with spam apparently..
 
(20:15:47) Strauss: Everyone but broom still loves you.
(20:16:16) Stayin'_Frosty: Yes he does. Secretly.
(20:16:29) Strauss: I know.
(20:16:47) Karameida: ...Loves a strong word <<;
(20:17:00) Karameida: ...Maybe "tolerate"
(20:17:06) Karameida: =p
(20:17:20) Stayin'_Frosty: Pffft.
(20:17:47) Broomhandle45: Hey, loving people implies things, why can't I just like people?
(20:17:57) 2AM_Club: Implies what?
(20:18:04) Strauss: Because, Broom. Because.
(20:18:12) Broomhandle45: This is a dumb reason.
(20:18:24) Broomhandle45: I'm not taking him out to dinner, he's probably a rich date anyway.
(20:18:29) Strauss: It implies Margaritas.
(20:18:36) Broomhandle45: I don't drink.
(20:18:39) Stayin'_Frosty: I wish, Broom.
(20:18:48) Broomhandle45: God, wouldn't that be awesome?
(20:18:54) Strauss: I was just putting in a word at random.
(20:19:05) Broomhandle45: WELL RANDOM BETTER
(20:19:14) Stayin'_Frosty: XD
(20:19:14) Strauss: Fine I will!
(20:19:20) Strauss: patato salad!
(20:19:23) 2AM_Club: Margaritas is good.
(20:19:27) Broomhandle45: the hell is a patato?
(20:19:39) Strauss: sorry. Slip of the finger.
(20:19:39) Stayin'_Frosty: The retarded cousin of the potato.
(20:19:43) Strauss: Potato*
(20:20:42) Karameida: ....
(20:20:49) Broomhandle45: The potato nobody talks about
(20:20:49) Karameida shakes her head.
(20:21:22) Serenity: o.o
(20:21:22) Broomhandle45: It tastes like shame, loneliness and that awkward time you thought your cousin was a little too pretty. It is the awkward tater.
(20:21:32) Stayin'_Frosty chokes.
(20:21:54) Karameida stifles a laugh.
(20:21:55) Strauss is dying form so much laughter.
(20:21:58) Karameida: Jeese broom
(20:22:15) Stayin'_Frosty: Damn, dude...
 
(00:10:41) Rudolph_Quin: well of course... he's a zombie... of course he's into that
(00:12:15) ms_nicole: I'd fuck'em. He's cute.
(00:12:22) ms_nicole: Did I just type that?
(00:12:53) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ waggles a hand at Ms. N.
(00:12:53) Rudolph_Quin: <_<
(00:12:58) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Fuck it, not again.
(00:13:06) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ picks up the hand that fell off.
(00:13:11) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I'll just, uh, I'll be right back.
(00:13:28) ms_nicole: What was that hand doing before when that happened?
(00:13:35) ms_nicole: Just asking.
(00:14:38) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Waggling.
(00:14:47) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Before that, well, that's between me and Mr. Righty.
(00:15:53) Rudolph_Quin: sweet jesus
(00:16:07) ms_nicole: Which way are these eyes looking? Left or right? <_< I could see it either way.
(00:16:20) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Which ones?
(00:16:24) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ takes a handful from his pocket.
(00:16:39) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I've got some blue with flecks of green that would suit you nicely.
(00:16:52) ms_nicole: I never f-d a zombie before.
(00:17:06) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Mostly people only feed us once.
(00:17:31) Rudolph_Quin: XD
 
(22:14:04) Razgriz: Rum and coke...Can'​t really go wrong
(22:14:14) Broomhandle45: It could go horribly wrong
(22:14:25) Broomhandle45: What if you make it, and then a bear just comes out of nowhere and smacks it out of your hand?
(22:14:53) Broomhandle45: Now your drink is all over the floor and there's some kinda dickhole of a bear just staring at you like he's expecting you to do something.
(22:15:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: So you go to make another one, because, well, what the fuck else are gonna do?
(22:16:14) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Then this dickhole bear is all "RAWR I'M A BEAR RAWR" because he needs some cuervo but doesn't speak any kinda human fucking language.
(22:16:19) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Biology and what not.
(22:16:27) Nihilistic_Impact: Well there are plenty of shitty rums out there.
(22:16:51) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Following this he underlines the point by blasting you in the side of the head with one fuck huge paw, just to remind you whose in charge here.
(22:17:23) Stayin'_Frosty: Fucking dickhole bears...
(22:17:39) Serenity: o.o
(22:17:53) Broomhandle45: Exactly, your whole night is just ruined because you have some dick of a bear who hates coke and rum.
(22:18:09) Nihilistic_Impact: Alright, time to mix another. And then I'll probably be out of rum.
(22:18:13) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: See? It could definitely go horribly wrong.
(22:19:45) Nihilistic_Impact: Yeah, now if I want another drink I'll have to do coke and bourbon or gin and cranberry juice.
 
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