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Rauk: >_>
(13:24:02) Nekrosilisk88: my wallet is crying.
(13:25:36) Hisako-K: What?
(13:25:45) Hisako-K: How did we get from a face to a crying wallet?
(13:47:15) Nekrosilisk88: I just got an estimate on how much it's going to cost to replace all my tools that were stolen last week.
(13:50:32) freeko: $79 at walmart +20 more if you get the 2 year warranty?
(13:52:36) Nekrosilisk88: 1200
(13:53:18) freeko: dont you have insurance to cover stuff like that?
(13:53:49) Nekrosilisk88: yeah if they do. I haven't had a lot of luck with insurance over the last year <-<
(13:54:20) freeko: well insurance is an institutionalized fraud perpetrated on the masses
(14:04:27) Hisako-K: What kind of tools are they?
(14:04:30) Hisako-K: Mack?
(14:04:34) Hisako-K: Or however it's spelled
(14:08:18) Nekrosilisk88: couple of drills, a meter, and mess of hand tools for my job.
(14:08:51) freeko: is your job building those fembots they use in japan now?
(14:09:09) Hisako-K: Are you an electrician?
(14:09:36) Nekrosilisk88: Hisako got it
(14:09:47) Hisako-K: What brand of tools?
(14:10:06) Nekrosilisk88: Milwaukee and Klein mostly. Meter's a Fluek
(14:10:09) Hisako-K: Is the insurance offered by the tool company or is there third party insurance for tools?
(14:10:14) Nekrosilisk88: *Fluke
(14:10:33) Nekrosilisk88: It's going to be my renters insurance. Theft happened at my apartment.
(14:10:50) Hisako-K: Oh, that's terrifying.
(14:11:18) Hisako-K: My roommate got us swords for home defense, but I'd rather have a landmine under our front door mat.
(14:12:21) Nekrosilisk88: If my roommates and I can get a house, I'm getting my 12 gauge for home defense.
(14:12:52) freeko: get a 12 gauge anyway
(14:12:55) Hisako-K: 12 gauge is expensive to take care of and own.
(14:13:10) freeko: no its not..lies
(14:13:13) Hisako-K: Claymores and katanas are cheaper, and easy to clean.
(14:13:26) freeko: just shoot it at things every so often and you are fine
(14:13:47) Hisako-K: That's not how cleaning a gun works.
(14:14:02) freeko: yes it does,
(14:14:11) freeko: you shoot the gun then clean up the mess it makes
(14:15:21) Nekrosilisk88: They aren't that expensive Hisako. cleaning kit only costs about 30 to 40 bucks, and you just clean it out every time you go shooting. It's mostly just a time investment more than anything else.
(14:16:23) Hisako-K: Ok, but let's look at prices
(14:16:29) Hisako-K: How much for a decent shotgun?
(14:16:33) Hisako-K: How much for shells?
(14:16:43) Hisako-K: Compare that to price of sword.
(14:16:56) Erit_of_Eastcris: Prefer handguns myself. Anything else is just overdoing it.
(14:17:02) Hisako-K: Swords don't run out of bullets. Not even in Final Fantasy
(14:17:02) Nekrosilisk88: I just have to worry about shell cost. I already have a shotgun.
(14:17:10) Erit_of_Eastcris: that or a good K-bar.
(14:18:03) Hisako-K: The only gun I would probably ever want is a Taurus Judge
(14:18:05) freeko: just get a .50 rifle
(14:18:08) Hisako-K: Raging Judge, whatever.
(14:18:09) Nekrosilisk88: perhaps, but using them in tight quarters like an apartment is really tricky, plus it's a lot harder to take someone down with a sword than most people really think about.
(14:18:24) freeko: why not just go the whole way and blow people away 2 miles out for just thinking about taking your shit
(14:18:41) Rivine seconds Nekros' statement
(14:18:52) Hisako-K: Then make stabbing motions
(14:18:56) Hisako-K: You don't have to swing.
(14:19:08) Hisako-K: Life isn't baseball.
(14:19:30) Nekrosilisk88: also the clunk of a shotguns action is distinct and familiar enough to scare the ever living crap out of most people.
(14:19:39) freeko: lol what is this? fencing?
(14:19:48) Hisako-K: So is angrily yelling in Korean while wielding a sword.
(14:19:58) Hisako-K: People will assume I'm a ninja.
(14:20:02) freeko: swords aside from like a katana do not thust very well
(14:20:36) Erit_of_Eastcris: Claymores and most arming swords have tapered tips specifically for shanking.
(14:20:51) Nekrosilisk88: rapiers do, and it's what you'd actually want to use in that situation.
(14:20:53) Rivine: I'll just stick to a 12 gauge. Like Nekro has stated accurately, people know the sound of a working slide. Plus 00 buck can stop a damn car engine. I think it can stop a person.
(14:21:00) freeko: buy a bayonette for the shotgun... problem solved
(14:21:11) Nekrosilisk88: also there's the matter of explaning the injuries to the police afterwards.
(14:21:42) Hisako-K: You would have to explain injuries no matter what if you call the police
(14:21:57) Rivine: I actually have a shotgun bayonet. My grandpa brought it back after WWII
(14:22:15) Hisako-K: Skip the police and bury the body in your neighbors yard
(14:22:20) freeko: well then there you go
(14:22:23) Hisako-K: Dissolve it in lye from Home Depot.
(14:22:40) Nekrosilisk88: yes, but a shotgun blast or a couple bullets from a handgun is alot easier to explain than 3-4 stab wounds with a sword.
(14:22:55) Hisako-K: Self defense is a two-word explanation.
(14:22:55) Erit_of_Eastcris: Why does no one know how to properly dispose of corpses?
(14:23:17) freeko: enlighten us
(14:23:20) Nekrosilisk88: excessive force is the easy counter, especially if the guy lives.
(14:23:21) Hisako-K: If their blood is in your house and your door's lock looks tampered with then it won't be that hard to explain I assume.
(14:23:27) Erit_of_Eastcris: You cut the meat, skin and organs into fine slices and wash them down the sink, then crush the bones to paste and throw it in the garbage.
(14:23:44) Erit_of_Eastcris: If the police search your house you can just say they're from when you made dinner.
(14:23:52) Hisako-K: Feed the meat to your cat or dog.
(14:23:53) Nekrosilisk88: unless you own pigs Erit_of_Eastcris
(14:24:20) Hisako-K: Anyways, going to get going now. See you all later.
(14:24:27) Erit_of_Eastcris: Pigs are great for body disposal, but they're hard to keep in inner-city apartments.
(14:24:46) Hisako-K: Teacup pig
(14:25:56) Erit_of_Eastcris: Too small, would take too long.
(14:27:12) Erit_of_Eastcris: And why would you need to stab them three or four times? A single jab to the temple or sternum and they're going the fuck down.
(14:28:48) Nekrosilisk88: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM
(14:28:50) darkangel76: You know how you get comfy in sitting in the same seat on the shuttle and then you go to get on and suddenly have to sit somewhere wayyy off from normal because people who normally don't take it...do AND take up two seats just because. *bangs head*
(14:29:26) Nekrosilisk88: people like that are annoying DA.
(14:29:34) darkangel76: They are!
(14:29:52) darkangel76 clutches skull, thinks morbid things
(14:29:56) Nekrosilisk88: And trying to aim that effectively in a combat situation is really hard to do.
(14:30:07) Dryad: Perfect murderplannings? Count me in
(14:30:12) Razgriz: Shotguns, man...Takes the guesswork away!
(14:30:27) darkangel76: More like torture before murder!
(14:30:34) Nekrosilisk88: That's what i was saying earlier Casket lol.
(14:30:38) Razgriz: Heh
(14:30:42) Nekrosilisk88 perches on DA.
(14:30:49) Dryad: Pffft. Calciumchlorid. One Shot into the fein above the ass
(14:31:03) Dryad: Vein
(14:31:14) Dryad: Stupid autocorrect
(14:31:15) Razgriz: Too easy to detect on a tox screen
(14:31:21) darkangel76: I prefer K
(14:31:34) Nekrosilisk88: you want to dodge the tox screen you need to use arsenic.
(14:31:37) Dryad: Not detectable on tox screen
(14:31:45) darkangel76: Nakes the heart nice and fibrulating.
(14:31:47) Razgriz: Nekro knows
(14:31:50) darkangel76: *makes
(14:32:09) Razgriz: Only problem is it blues the fingertips
(14:33:33) darkangel76: Argh!!
(14:33:47) darkangel76: People just don't get it!!!!
(14:34:14) darkangel76 smites them all!!
(14:34:17) Broomhandle45: hm?
(14:34:29) darkangel76: People on the shuttle.
(14:34:35) Razgriz: You know what also works?
(14:34:49) darkangel76: Sitting in my seat and taking up too much space.
(14:34:49) Razgriz: 3 mls of DI water straight into the corotid
(14:34:55) darkangel76: T_T
(14:35:02) Razgriz: Instant hypoxia
(14:35:23) darkangel76 takes notes
(14:36:14) Erit_of_Eastcris: I love how this went from how to best protect against home invasion to how best to kill a completely helpless person.
(14:36:34) Rivine: It certainly took a turn
(14:37:57) Razgriz: Another fun fact!
(14:38:09) Razgriz: One drop of dimethyl mercury to the skin
(14:38:25) Razgriz: Takes about 5 months to kill 'em....But you'll be long gone by then xD
(14:39:08) Erit_of_Eastcris: Alternatively, dimethyl cadmium.
(14:39:14) darkangel76 loves on Raz and ogles his amazing brain
(14:39:25) Razgriz: That too
(14:39:35) Ariamella: I see I came here at the right time.
(14:39:54) Razgriz: But if we're honestly going the injection route
(14:40:00) Rivine: Why can't we just all hug, fuck and get along!?
(14:40:00) Razgriz: KCl into the navel
(14:40:09) Erit_of_Eastcris: A few millionths of a gram per cubic meter of air meets the legal safety limit. Enough dust to be visible to the naked eye is enough to kill a dozen people with both acute and chronic effects, meaning it can kill you now *and* later.
(14:40:12) darkangel76: Must go the injection route!
(14:40:29) darkangel76: See Raz! Told you I preferred K!
(14:40:59) darkangel76: Lovely hear attack.
(14:41:06) darkangel76: *heart
(14:41:16) darkangel76: BAM!
(14:41:18) Erit_of_Eastcris: Or just lock them in a sleeper hold until their heart bursts.
(14:41:27) Ariamella: Hey Raz, Erit, and DA. ♡♡♡
(14:41:32) Razgriz: Hey, Aria
(14:41:40) darkangel76: Hi
(14:41:41) Razgriz: Just discussing hitman-style murder
(14:41:54) Erit_of_Eastcris: Hey there, Aria, how're you?
(14:42:00) darkangel76: Fucking bus people!
(14:42:11) Ariamella: WHAT'S UP YOU CUTIES? ♡♡♡
(14:42:14) Erit_of_Eastcris: ... Aren't you married, DA?
(14:42:21) darkangel76: Yes.
(14:42:30) Razgriz: Well, DA, if you REALLY want to make shit happen
(14:42:32) Erit_of_Eastcris: Why're you fucking bus people then?
(14:42:38) darkangel76: Huh?
(14:43:04) Rivine: She is kinky and likes some strange?
(14:43:22) darkangel76: o_O
(14:43:27) Razgriz: Canister of ammonia, canister of chlorine....Make sure you and your loved ones are wearing gas masks...Release both when it's too crowded...Bam
(14:43:31) Erit_of_Eastcris: Seems legit, but I don't peg her as the cheating type though.
(14:43:42) darkangel76 is definitely strange...is ok with that
(14:43:44) Ariamella: And I'm well, just crying over bank accounts and the upcoming semester. C: the usual college kid stuff.
(14:43:54) Erit_of_Eastcris: Shit Raz, why not just get some saren.
(14:43:57) darkangel76: Cheat? Wha?
(14:44:04) Rivine: I know she isn't. I was messing with her :p
(14:44:06) Razgriz: Naaaah
(14:44:13) Nekrosilisk88: Casket you don't even need the ammonia. Chlorine gas itself is lethal.
(14:44:13) Razgriz: Saren's for scrublords
(14:44:24) Razgriz: Mustard gas is where it's at
(14:44:29) Ariamella: You know raz, I did that on accident once when I was cleaning the bathroom when I was like 16.
(14:44:35) Erit_of_Eastcris: You hear that, Broom?
(14:45:07) Erit_of_Eastcris: God, I have to handle chlorine regularly at work, it sucks so bad because they don't give me a mask.
(14:45:09) darkangel76: Dithiol....smelled that once and instantly threw up.
(14:45:22) Razgriz: Really, Erit?
(14:45:26) Razgriz: That seems kind of fucked
(14:45:29) darkangel76: I'll never forget that odor.
(14:45:32) Erit_of_Eastcris: It is.
(14:45:32) Ariamella: Yee.
(14:46:01) Erit_of_Eastcris: Every time I get the night shift there's a 50/50 chance I'll have to scrub the walls and I need chlorine for that.
(14:46:09) Razgriz: Mercaptans are smelly as fuck though...
(14:46:22) darkangel76: They are!
(14:46:31) darkangel76: I vomited instantly.
(14:46:34) Razgriz: I should know because I have to deal with odorized LPG
(14:46:45) Razgriz: And that shit fucking stinks
(14:47:23) darkangel76: I had to use beta mecapto for my research and....yeah.
(14:47:35) darkangel76: Barf!
(14:47:50) Nekrosilisk88: Yeah and they have to add it because LPG is odorless
(14:48:02) Erit_of_Eastcris: DA, thioacetone.
(14:49:49) Razgriz: True, Nekro
(14:49:52) Ariamella: Read the "odor" section under the Wikipedia for thioacetone lmao.
(14:50:16) Razgriz: We talking about DMSO?
(14:50:27) Ariamella: "The soap manufacturer Whitehall Soap Works later noted in a 1890 report that dilution seemed to make the smell worse and described the smell as "fearful"."
(14:51:03) darkangel76: Ah DMSO.
(14:51:16) darkangel76: Its been a while since I've used that.
(14:52:38) Razgriz: Oh wait, thioacetone
(14:52:50) Ariamella: ERIT
(14:52:53) Ariamella: LMAO
(14:52:54) Razgriz: Got the sulfur misplaced xD
(14:53:06) Ariamella: I CANT WITH YOUR REQ THREAD TITLE.
(14:54:04) Ariamella: Shhhhh, it's okay Raz, you smarty pants you.
(14:54:19) Ariamella feeds Razpiggy a raw steak.
(14:54:23) Ariamella: ♡
(14:54:31) darkangel76: You know....thanks everyone for the redirection. I'm no longer in knots over the dumb bus people.
(14:54:55) darkangel76 dances
(14:55:12) Ariamella showers DA in love-sprinkles.
(14:55:15) Ariamella: ♡♡♡
(14:55:43) darkangel76 dances in the love-sprinkles
(14:55:47) Razgriz: 'Tis what we're here for, DA
(14:56:05) Krovennan: *flops* so warm
(14:56:13) darkangel76 hugs those who assisted
(14:56:34) Krovennan: Hey Bluemoon? What happened? Just popped in
(14:56:45) darkangel76: Hello
(14:56:56) Razgriz: Went from self-defense to cold-blooded murder to chemicals
(14:56:58) darkangel76: Same old thing. >//////<
 
(19:40:30) Broomhandle45: heyo
(19:40:37) Karameida: Heya
(19:40:41) lait: HEY SLUT ♥
(19:41:07) Broomhandle45: You finally found that mirror, huh?
(19:41:24) Rudolph_Quin: XD
(19:41:31) Karameida: Lol xD
(19:41:34) lait: You talkin' to me Broom?
(19:42:03) lait: >:I
(19:42:20) Broomhandle45: Maybe I am, stop looking at yourself long enough to have a conversatio​n for a change.
(19:42:31) Broomhandle45: So rude
(19:42:34) lait: Those are fightin' words boi.
(19:42:44) lait: ROOD*****
(19:42:46) lait: >:I
(19:42:50) Broomhandle45: Wouldn't fighting words be like punch and kick and Bruce Lee?
(19:43:00) Karameida: LOL

Broom was being flirty in chat.
 
(17:12:05) Karameida: OHGOSH
(17:12:21) darkangel76: ?
(17:12:23) Karameida: I saw this thing about dick pics and wanted to send it to you, Mella but I lost it XD
(17:12:34) Karameida: I don't know why I just remembered that
(17:12:37) Karameida: ._.,
(17:12:43) darkangel76 blinks
(17:13:01) Ariamella: LOLLLL.
(17:13:36) Karameida: I was typing on my post and was like "Nanja smir--- OHWAIT REMEMBER THAT DICK PIC IMAGE YOU FOUND?!"
(17:14:06) Ariamella: HAHAHAHA.
(17:14:14) Ariamella: Send it whenever youre free. XD
(17:14:21) Nihilistic_Impact lounges
(17:14:44) Karameida: I really don't know where it came from. And hi Nihil.
(17:14:52) Nihilistic_Impact: Hello Kara.
(17:15:49) Karameida: Well. Until I do heres this Link
(17:16:48) Karameida: How are you and Ari?
(17:16:51) Serenity bounces in
(17:17:11) Nihilistic_Impact: We're alright, been having an us day, not sure what we're going to do tonight.
(17:17:57) Karameida: Hey seren
(17:18:01) Karameida: ....
(17:18:09) Serenity: Hi hi
(17:18:18) Karameida: I read that as "been having anus day, not sure...'
(17:18:28) Serenity pounces on her twin
(17:18:28) Karameida: I was like "O.0;"
(17:18:34) Karameida snugs her twin
(17:18:36) Karameida: c=
(17:18:37) Serenity: O.O
(17:18:48) Serenity snuggles
(17:19:09) Serenity ish drinkin whiskey
(17:19:32) Nihilistic_Impact pets Kara
(17:20:17) Ariamella: Anus day hahaha
(17:20:19) Karameida: I've been smoking
(17:20:33) Ban_the_Game: Thanks Dark^^
(17:20:35) Ariamella: Is this like anal sex dedication day? x)
(17:20:39) Ban_the_Game is a slowpoke it seems
(17:20:50) Serenity: I think ive been abandoned with children
(17:20:51) Ban_the_Game: I hope so Ariamella
(17:20:57) Karameida: I usually am, Ban.
(17:21:03) Ban_the_Game: Thats a day I can get behind x)
(17:21:05) Karameida: Slow, that is.
(17:21:12) Ariamella: LOOOOOOL
 
(18:14:04) Hat-tori: Instead of a gangbang at the hands of about a dozen werewoles, I had her charged with taking care of the werewolf clan's children, resulting in a dogpile of puppies. I am almost certain at minimum she was expecting to suck some dick.
(18:15:05) Hat-tori: I am still anticipating their reply to that
(18:15:14) xanaphia: yeah i'd be bummed
(18:15:21) Sanoci: Now to leave
(18:15:32) Mr_Quixotic: I likely would be, too.
(18:15:37) Hat-tori: (gangbangs can happen later, I wanted a tide of adorable puppers)
(18:15:41) xanaphia: i guess it depends how often you are throwing the smut at them
(18:15:46) xanaphia: lol
(18:15:53) Mr_Quixotic: Not that I can ever see my characters being in that situation.
(18:15:55) xanaphia: i'd only be a little bummed
(18:15:59) Hat-tori: This was like reply three of the PM chain
(18:16:05) xanaphia: lmao quix
(18:16:22) Campion: Throwing smut. That sounds so dirty.
(18:16:44) xanaphia: i mean, it is a bit dirty campion
(18:17:00) Hat-tori: To be fair, dicks were out. But then, werewolves in this setting don't bother with clothes
(18:17:09) Mr_Quixotic: It'd also depend on the OoC dynamic; if I did that to Xana, I'm sure she wouldn't mind at all!
(18:17:18) Campion: How does one catch it though? I mean...maybe using a jockstrap and catching it in the cup?
(18:18:05) xanaphia: i think it just splatters all over their face
(18:18:25) Mr_Quixotic: Or the swallow it.
(18:18:28) Mr_Quixotic: they
(18:18:32) Campion: Hmm. or gets stuck in the ears and eyes. "I can't unsee that!"
(18:18:48) xanaphia: depends how good your aim is
(18:18:58) xanaphia: and i bet they didn't see it if it got in their eyes
(18:19:45) Mr_Quixotic: I don't know, Xana, they could be seeing double instead. Twice the fun!
(18:19:48) Campion: I wonder now where the word smut comes from...
(18:20:07) Hat-tori: I mean, I have made other guys blind themselves briefly because of edging and... unfortunate aim during an RP
(18:20:23) xanaphia: haha hat
(18:20:38) Hat-tori: "Why didn't you reply?" "MY FUCKING EYES FELT LIKE THEY WERE ON FIRE"
(18:20:53) xanaphia: is it like turning on the hose and looking into the spout to see where the water is?
(18:21:30) Hat-tori: "Do you not wear safety goggles while jacking it?" "I never needed them before D: "
(18:21:38) xanaphia: lol
 
This is the picture I linked --->
Link [NSFW]

(16:06:34) Karameida: Link [NSFW]
(16:08:45) Ariamella: THIS PICTURE IS CONFUSING ME
(16:08:48) Ariamella: I WAS NOT READY LOL
(16:09:22) Karameida: Neither was I....
(16:09:47) Karameida: And all I typed in was about "ancient worlds"
(16:10:07) Karameida: So I was even more bowled over when that ran past my screen XD
(16:11:01) Karameida: First time I have ever used the term "Bowled over"
(16:11:10) xanaphia: oh wow
(16:11:14) xanaphia: i see
(16:11:25) Karameida: Yeah XD
(16:11:56) Ariamella: Like is she
(16:12:03) Ariamella: dropping a giant egg or...
(16:12:55) Ariamella: shes also going commando in that dress.
(16:13:01) Ariamella: thats the most questionable thing to me.
(16:13:15) Karameida: Well. The description gave more insight...but not by much...
(16:13:39) Karameida: Apparently women, for centuries have been lifting their skirts to ward off evil....
(16:13:44) Karameida: And enhance fertility
(16:14:33) Karameida: Ok.
(16:14:35) Karameida: Yeah.
(16:15:06) Karameida: "A brief history of Vagina Worship"
(16:16:19) Karameida: Increase crop yields...
(16:17:08) Karameida: "She points out that 17th-century drinking mugs used to sport depictions of Satan cowering at the sight of an exposed vagina."
(16:17:44) xanaphia: Satan is gay confirmed
(16:17:49) Ariamella: LOLLLL
(16:17:56) Ariamella: SATAN IS GAY
(16:18:42) Karameida: I can't deal with this information in a mature way...
(16:18:57) Karameida: I have been giggling my fucking ass off over all this.
(16:20:49) Karameida: WARD OFF DEATH TOO APPARENTLY XD
(16:21:52) Karameida: "The temple hosts an annual fertility festival called Ambuwasi Puja to celebrate the goddess's yearly menstrual cycle. The river Brahmaputra is believed to turn red during this time."
(16:23:01) xanaphia: damn
(16:23:10) xanaphia: that is a heavy flow
(16:23:16) Karameida: Right
(16:23:30) Karameida: In Hindu philosophy, according to Tantra, the yoni, or “vagina,” is the origin of life. India’s famous sexual texts, like the Kama Sutra, refer to the yoni as a “sacred area,” “a pad of pleasure,” “an occult religion worthy of reverence,” and “a symbol of the cosmic mysteries.”
(16:23:49) Karameida: "An occult religion worthy of reverence"
(16:23:59) xanaphia: agreed
(16:24:11) Karameida: That is some reverence
(16:24:35) Karameida: And after that
(16:24:42) Karameida: I read "Further east is the story of Kapo, the Hawaiian goddess of fertility and her detachable, rape-preventing vagina."
(16:25:16) Karameida: I knew so little
(16:25:47) Ariamella: Someone resurrect these dudes from the past
(16:25:54) Ariamella: that worshipped vaginas bc
(16:25:54) xanaphia: lol, that reminds me of a wanda sikes bit
(16:26:13) Ariamella: They can worship mine??? Dudes now don't do that???
(16:26:48) xanaphia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv5pjSRSLGQ
(16:27:17) Karameida: Right?
(16:27:38) Karameida: Then there’s the story of Hine-nui-te-po, the Maori goddess and ruler of the underworld. According to local mythology, Hine-nui-te-po was immortal. Her enemy, Maui, intended to rob her of this gift by transforming into a worm, entering her body through her vagina and escaping through her mouth. But the plan was foiled by a flock of birds that had followed Maui to en route to the goddess. Finding the situation a tad ridiculous, the birds began to laugh and woke Hine-nui-te-po. She decided to take revenge on Maui by slamming her thighs together, crushing him. As Cracked reports, “The greatest hero in Maori mythology was killed by a Kegel exercise.”
(16:28:24) xanaphia: lol
(16:28:33) xanaphia: thick thighs save lives
(16:28:45) xanaphia: #truefact
(16:29:05) Ariamella: RAISE UR HAND IF U A THICK BITCH
(16:29:11) Karameida: XD
(16:29:43) Ariamella: Let's get real tho, Maui liked it.
(16:30:03) Ariamella: WAIT
(16:30:13) Ariamella: entering her body through her vagina and escaping through her mouth
(16:30:15) Karameida: XDDD
(16:30:21) Karameida: Yeah.
(16:30:24) Ariamella: So does this worm have teeth or...
(16:30:32) Karameida: That. Was supposed to rob her of immortality?
(16:30:37) Karameida: I don't know ._.
(16:30:47) xanaphia: a poor sense of biology, more like
(16:30:57) Ariamella 's vagina now connects to her mouth'
(16:31:12) Karameida: But the closing bit of the article was ::Of course, giving visibility to the vagina is a task that has largely fallen on those in the field of erotic entertainment: the pornographers. And they’ve managed to transform the mythical vagina into something much more carnal. “Pussy worship" has become a popular porn tag that lends itself to the world of oral servitude. The term, which is sometimes used interchangeably with phrases like “face-sitting” or “queening,” involves elements of tease and denial by the female being “served.” Feminist writer Rosie Raphaelle explains, “It’s not much different from the usual cunnilingus act, only this is a more deliberate and devised form of play.” It may not be quite as inspiring as Kapo’s flying yoni, but it seems to be the most accessible form of vagina worship modern society has to offer.
(16:31:26) Karameida: Kapo's flying yoni x3
(16:33:23) Karameida: ....
(16:33:26) Sanoci: What did I walk into?
(16:33:31) Karameida: That image is still terrifying though.
(16:33:46) Karameida: I linked an image.
(16:34:06) Ariamella: I'm fucking crying at that worm thing
(16:34:21) Karameida: I've been laughing/crying the whole time....
(16:34:30) Ariamella: SAME GIRL
 
(22:05:30) Demystify: Mella sex is like chess
(22:05:34) Karameida snugs her twin.
(22:05:35) Demystify: It's easy to learn but hard to master
(22:05:57) Demystify: There's a lot of technique but you can have fun doing it the simple way too
(22:05:58) Serenity snuggles
(22:07:07) Ariamella: I see
(22:07:07) Karameida: The simply way still confuses me...
(22:07:25) Karameida: With chess.
(22:07:27) Ariamella: hm.
(22:07:31) Karameida: simple
(22:07:33) Karameida: Wow.
(22:07:40) Karameida: =I
(22:07:50) Demystify: I mean all you have to do is remember some rules and moves
(22:08:01) Ariamella: wait
(22:08:04) Ariamella: are we talking about
(22:08:08) Karameida: Thats where I get lost >.>;
(22:08:11) Ariamella: chess or sex here
(22:08:13) Demystify: Chess, Mella. xD
(22:08:22) Demystify: But it's true of sex, there are rules
(22:08:23) Karameida: I was like
(22:08:24) Demystify: Consent, etc.
(22:08:27) Karameida: "I'm not sure...."
(22:09:20) Nihilistic_Impact lounges
(22:09:22) Demystify: If the only way you know how to have sex is missionary with the lights off like a dead fish, or if you violate consent, then it will never be good. Same way, if you never learn how pawns and knights move then chess will not work out.
(22:10:00) Karameida: .......Chess will probably never be my thing......
(22:10:07) Demystify: But yeah the basics aren't rocket science and if you pay a little attention you can get good at them and have some really great sex.
(22:10:11) Serenity: okies ill be back im gonna shower lol
(22:10:22) Karameida: Ok
(22:11:50) Nihilistic_Impact: When it comes to chess I really just play to see how fast the game can end.
(22:12:22) Demystify: I think a more apt comparison is swing dancing
(22:12:46) Nihilistic_Impact: Everyone learns it in middle school?
(22:13:07) Karameida: XDDDD
(22:13:28) Demystify: You start off feeling like everyone else is way better than you are and being intimidated, then you do it a few times and start getting the basic moves down, then you start learning new stuff, then you start making up your own moves with your partner/s and then it gets to be kinda impressive as you keep doing that and perfecting your form
(22:13:34) Demystify: Also what Nihil said
(22:13:51) Nihilistic_Impact: Kind of falls apart with how people forget most of it and ape the motions at weddings.
(22:14:27) Demystify: I don't know what weddings you're talking about
(22:14:35) Demystify: ;D
(22:14:43) Nihilistic_Impact: You don't dance at weddings?
(22:14:58) Demystify: You don't have awkward sex at weddings?
(22:15:31) Ariamella takes lots of notes
(22:15:47) Ariamella: So that I'm ready for the practical exam, y'know, when it comes.
(22:15:59) Demystify: Oh
(22:16:00) Nihilistic_Impact: No, my sex hasn't been awkward for a while now.
(22:16:00) Demystify: it will come
(22:16:04) Demystify: ;D
(22:16:08) Demystify rimshot
(22:16:21) Karameida: ....
(22:16:24) AmySorin: Aria, just make sure not to perform the starfish, which is when a girl just lie down and do mostly nothing.
(22:17:04) Demystify: See Mella it was funny because "cum" and "come" are pronounced the same way, and we're all talking about sex, and cum is a significant talking point when sex is being discussed due to its being released during the male ejaculation
(22:17:17) Ariamella: Oh I thought
(22:17:42) Ariamella: You were making a joke about taking my virginity.
(22:17:46) Ariamella was way off
(22:17:53) Ariamella waaaaaayyyy..... off.
(22:17:54) Karameida: ......
(22:17:56) Nihilistic_Impact pets Mella
(22:18:00) Karameida is dying over here.
 
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Read all the pink text in succession, and it's fucking gold, hahaha.

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(22:02:07) November: for me it's not easy/hard it's
(22:02:13) November: are you contributing to the sstory
(22:02:23) Mr_Quixotic: So it's pretty much rape or consensual for me.
(22:02:26) November: when someone writes 100% reaction to me
(22:02:35) November: and then like 3 lines of "wow"
(22:02:43) November: it's basically like i'm working for you
(22:02:48) Demystify: I mean, Quix
(22:02:56) Demystify: It's always either rape or consensual
(22:03:05) Demystify: I dunno if there's any other option for sex??
(22:03:07) November: LMAO
(22:03:25) Mr_Quixotic: Not always, demy, rape, rape, not 'non-con', there's big difference between the two.
(22:03:31) lait: I was trying to think of another one demy xD
(22:03:41) Mr_Quixotic: Unless it's a partner I trust to keep it interesting and have written with before.
(22:03:47) November: there's always THAT OLD CHESTNUT
(22:03:48) Demystify: ... I mean, non-con is rape
(22:03:51) November: and my least favorite prompt
(22:03:53) Demystify: Unless you mean con non-con
(22:04:05) November: "you kidnap me and i gradually fall in love with you"
(22:04:07) Mr_Quixotic: No, how many women do you see ask for 'non-con' but not 'outright rape'
(22:04:12) Mr_Quixotic: 'forced pleasure'
(22:04:15) November: which is the nigerian email scam of erotic roleplays
(22:04:16) Ariamella: Is that what its called, Demy? A power bottom?
(22:04:23) lait: FUCKING LOL NOV.
(22:04:23) Ariamella: I havent ever heard of that in my life lmao
(22:04:30) Mr_Quixotic: What is. Nov?
(22:04:37) Ariamella: LOOOOOL NOVVVVV
(22:04:43) Ariamella: DECEASED FOR THE SECOND TIME TONIGHT
(22:04:44) Demystify: I have referred to you as a power bottom to your face multiple times, Mella. xD
(22:04:44) Ariamella: BOI
(22:04:45) November: "you kidnap me and i gradually fall in love with you" is basically
(22:04:52) November: i have to invent a cool character
(22:04:53) lait: I'M FUCKING CRYING.
(22:04:56) lait: UGH
(22:04:59) Ariamella: FUCKING RIGHT LOL
(22:05:00) November: then figure out how to kidnap you
(22:05:04) Demystify: Quix, I mean, there are varying kinds of rape, but if it's nonconsent that's still definitely rape
(22:05:13) November: then have sex wth you, be rough, but not too rough
(22:05:20) November: gradually romance you
(22:05:26) lait: Isn't that Stockholm whatever thing?
(22:05:26) November: foh with that khal drogo shit
 
From the make-shift chat on discord

Ariamella - Today at 9:50 PM
the best way to enforce the thread rule is to asian mom them about it. "WHYYYYYY U MAKE-UH DUH 4 THREAD???? CANT U READ, IS SUMTING WONG WITH YO EEEEEYES??"
no im kidding
Karameida - Today at 9:50 PM
XD
Ariamella - Today at 9:50 PM
but seriously, I think it;ll be easier to enforce the 2 threads rule.
Broomhandle45 - Today at 9:50 PM
I like it
Let's hire a bunch of upset middle aged asian women
Karameida - Today at 9:51 PM
LOL!
Stayin'_Frosty - Today at 9:51 PM
HAH
Karameida - Today at 9:51 PM
That would be kind of amazing
Broomhandle45 - Today at 9:51 PM
"WHY U NO, LISTEN. U TOO DUM 2 PLAYROLES"
Ariamella - Today at 9:51 PM
LOOOOL
Karameida - Today at 9:51 PM
XDDDD
Ariamella - Today at 9:52 PM
"U KNOW WUT, U GONE FROM BROO MOON. JUST GO. YOU BRING SHAME TO DIS PLACE."
Broomhandle45 - Today at 9:52 PM
Broo Moon
Fantastic
Ariamella - Today at 9:52 PM
its what it sounds like, i assure you
Karameida - Today at 9:52 PM
dies a little bit of laughter
Broomhandle45 - Today at 9:52 PM
Oh I know
Mr Quixotic - Today at 9:52 PM
Lol, Ari.
Broomhandle45 - Today at 9:53 PM
"YOU DISHONOR BROO MOON"
Ariamella - Today at 9:53 PM
hahahaha
Karameida - Today at 9:53 PM
I love that XD
Broomhandle45 - Today at 9:53 PM
I need to get a chinese knockoff version of Bluemoon up asap
Stayin'_Frosty - Today at 9:53 PM
Holy fuck, I'm dying. XD
Karameida - Today at 9:53 PM
XDDDDD
Me too
Broomhandle45 - Today at 9:54 PM
Run by AngelDark67, Brucehandle75 and Gritz
Karameida - Today at 9:54 PM
XD
Stayin'_Frosty - Today at 9:54 PM
XD
 
Legend of Zelda BMR edition 2: Wind Whacker
Karameida - Today at 6:52 AM
RAUK!
BAD
YOU MADE ME WASTE A HIT
OMG
Rauk - Today at 6:52 AM
I didn't do it, it's not my fault.
Karameida - Today at 6:52 AM
Yes it damn well was! XD
Serenity - Today at 6:52 AM
o_O
Broomhandle45 - Today at 6:53 AM
I've played Link for years on BMR actually
Rauk - Today at 6:53 AM
At least I didn't name it something like a Link to my Ass
Broomhandle45 - Today at 6:53 AM
Only with one person, but I have
Karameida - Today at 6:53 AM
I'm not doubting your ability to or anything, its just weird to imagine.
Broomhandle45 - Today at 6:53 AM
Probably because Link actually has to talk
Karameida - Today at 6:53 AM
..........
Point.
Rauk - Today at 6:54 AM
I'm just imagining Broom playing Link, and all the dialogue is "Hyah. Huh! Hyeeeeaaaah!"
Karameida - Today at 6:54 AM
dies
Rauk - Today at 6:54 AM
His partner "Hey. Look. Listen! Hey!"
Broomhandle45 - Today at 6:54 AM
No fairies involved
Rauk - Today at 6:54 AM
Link x Navi smut
Broomhandle45 - Today at 6:54 AM
Noope
Karameida - Today at 6:54 AM
Noooooo
 
[7:00 PM] Truin and the Naughty Avocados: But what system would I use? Probably Exalted 3e. Maybe Savage Worlds. Hm...
[7:03 PM] Serenity: stretches and yawns
[7:08 PM] Truin and the Naughty Avocados: You know what would be weird? If human women laid solid eggs.
[7:08 PM] Truin and the Naughty Avocados: That's not my fetish or anything.
[7:08 PM] Zeth: it be odd
[7:08 PM] Truin and the Naughty Avocados: But like. You wake up next to your girlfriend in the morning and there's an egg there.
[7:09 PM] Serenity: o.o
[7:10 PM] Truin and the Naughty Avocados: Would that be cannibalism if it wasn't fertilized?
[7:11 PM] Serenity: ....who said they would eat it....
[7:12 PM] Zeth: yes truin it would.
[7:12 PM] Truin and the Naughty Avocados: Has anyone ever eaten their own tumor after it was surgically removed?
[7:12 PM] Zeth: animals never eat their own eggs as far as I know. Unless a cannibal species
[7:12 PM] Truin and the Naughty Avocados: These are the things that keep me up at night.
[7:13 PM] Zeth: people don't eat tumors. They are cancerous growths so eating it could trigger more cancer
[7:13 PM] Truin and the Naughty Avocados: That's not how it works.
[7:14 PM] Truin and the Naughty Avocados: It wouldn't trigger more cancer. Your stomach acid would just dissolve it.
[7:14 PM] Serenity: i feel like this should go in ECQ
[7:14 PM] Truin and the Naughty Avocados: I wonder what it would taste like.
[7:15 PM] Zeth: your that guy who wants to eat a magikarp
[7:15 PM] Truin and the Naughty Avocados: I had my appendix removed and they did NOT let me keep it.
[7:16 PM] Truin and the Naughty Avocados: Which really pissed off 7 year old me.
[7:18 PM] Stayin'_Frosty: .... Soooo, how high are you, right now, on a scale of 1 to giraffe pussy?
[7:19 PM] Serenity: LOL
[7:20 PM] Serenity: frosty
 
[3:33 PM] Broomhandle45: I'd be an awesome roomate, wait, do you need to pay rent to be a good roomate?
[3:34 PM] Serenity: yes
[3:34 PM] Broomhandle45: That's like a guideline, right?
[3:34 PM] Serenity: lol
[3:34 PM] Broomhandle45: Oh, well shit.
[3:34 PM] Serenity: no guideline you have to fumblefuck
[3:34 PM] Broomhandle45: Did you just call me a fumblefuck?
[3:34 PM] Stayin'_Frosty: ... I sure hope she did! XD
[3:35 PM] Serenity: LOL
[3:35 PM] Serenity: thanks frosty ....
[3:35 PM] Broomhandle45: That's like the best insullt
[3:35 PM] Stayin'_Frosty: Jesus christ. I can't stop laughing.
[3:35 PM] Serenity: neither can i
[3:35 PM] Serenity: omg lol
[3:35 PM] Forbidden Fruit: lool
[3:35 PM] Stayin'_Frosty: That was awesome. XD
[3:35 PM] Serenity: i so didnt mean it that way but now i wish i did
 
Chai
Except for Rauk. He calls me hamburgerslut. :joy:
Rauk
Yeah well. You deserve it, you little hamburgerslut you
:)
Serenity -
o.o
Angel Kaikaki -
No he has answer the door for meciacom and go to work also
Dr Nibbles -
I like Hamburgerslut best
Its the Genderbent Hamburglar
Serenity -
thats quite the nickname
throws pillows at rauk
Rauk -
Nibbles, you can be the Cumburgler. I have been waiting years to find someone deserving of that name.
Ahhh!
Angel Kaikaki -
I had pizza slut for lunch today
Rauk -
Cumburgler is like the hamburgler from mcdonalds. Only well....
Dr Nibbles -
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Hamburglar-Steals-McDonalds-Drive-Through.gif
Cumburglar???
I'll TAKE IT!
Serenity -
O_O i think this is my que to bow out. lol
gnight my pretties
Rauk -
You professionally burgle cum.
Gnight serenity!
Angel Kaikaki -
XD
Night Serenity
Chai -
LOL
Dr Nibbles -
Gnight Seren!!
Like a succubus?
But all while making campy ass villain escapes, flying away with my spum-swag on a hot air balloon shaped like me.
Angel Kaikaki -
* opens a package of Reese's*
Dr Nibbles -
lurks over Angel's shoulder like a dog
Angel Kaikaki -
hands Nibbles a handfull of minture reese's(edited)
Dr Nibbles -
squeals happily and retreats
Angel Kaikaki -
:smile:
Rauk -
That sounds gooder'n hell right now.
Dr Nibbles -
Gooder?
Rauk -
I am from kentucky, that is my excuse.
Angel Kaikaki -
shoves a big reese's cup into Rauk's mouth
Rauk -
violently ejaculates
Angel Kaikaki -
XD
Dr Nibbles -
catches the ejaculate in my spum-swag-bag and jumps into my air baloon
HAHAHAHAHAH You foools!!!
Angel Kaikaki -
:joy:
Rauk -
Blast. Foiled again
 
Rauk
requests lewd graphics from fruit
Forbidden Fruit
sends Rauk a dick pic
sailingsam
:eek:pen_mouth:
Rauk
Can't open. File too large.
Forbidden Fruit
shrugs
sailingsam
:eek:pen_mouth: :eek:pen_mouth:
Forbidden Fruit
I get that a lot
Rauk
if I printed out your dick pic and shoved the paper in my ass would that be considered jpegging?
sailingsam
ummm
Forbidden Fruit
lmao
Omg that's genius Rauk
 
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Nekrosilisk88 - Yesterday at 6:44 PM
I was outside in the heat laying pipe all day.
Dr Nibbles - Yesterday at 6:45 PM
Fuck yea get it girl
Wait...
Like literal pipe?
Nekrosilisk88 - Yesterday at 6:46 PM
yes
specifically 2 and 3 inch pvc
 
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