TheCorsair
Pēdicãbo ego võs et irrumäbo
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2013
"Jesus fucking Christ!" Joe snarled, slamming a scarred fist into the concrete wall. This was immediately followed by an agonized yelp of "shit! Fuck!" as he shook his hand out, flexing and wiggling the fingers and wincing as he did. Finally, swearing under his breath and satisfied that he hadn't broken anything, he sagged a little. "I don't know, ba... Claudia. But this is bullshit."
He just managed not to stomp and glare at the other detectives who whistled and catcalled as he followed her back to their desks. Throwing himself down in his chair with ill grace, he sighed heavily and dragged his hand over his face. "I don't fucking know, Claudia. He's guilty as fuck, but our only real evidence is an exploded bag of blood. If we try anything now, Kelly's lawyers will eat us alive, unless the DA does it first. The only way we can..."
"Damn, girl," Detective Krazinsky laughed as he walked up to the desk. He shook his head, sounding impressed. "You sure can put on a show."
"Bill," Joe sighed, "the fuck are you talking about? The Lieutenant reams us, and you..."
"No, man," Bill laughed. "That ain't the reaming I'm talking about." He leered at Claudia, then offered her a salute. "Hell of a side hustle."
"Bill..." The name came out as a growl, and Joe had to fight his temper down. Drawing a deep breath, he let it out slow. "I'll ask you again: what the fuck are you talking about?"
"Damn, dude. You don't know?" Bill looked shocked, then pulled out his phone and tapped at it. "Your partner here has a wild side. Check it out." He tapped a final button, and Joe's phone vibrated. "Ain't safe for work, but... well..."
Eying him skeptically, Joe unlocked his phone and checked his text messages. "Pornhub? The fuck, Bill? This is work." Hesitantly, he tapped the link and watched the page load. The thumbnail showed Claudia in a short tight skirt standing on a large table, surrounded by men in suits. The title read Police slut wrecked in boardroom. And the user name of the person who'd loaded it? CurvyRed_69, with a profile pic of Claudia in uniform.
"Fuck. Me," Joe breathed.
"Looks like you're the only one she hasn't," Bill laughed.
And that's when Joe punched him.
He just managed not to stomp and glare at the other detectives who whistled and catcalled as he followed her back to their desks. Throwing himself down in his chair with ill grace, he sighed heavily and dragged his hand over his face. "I don't fucking know, Claudia. He's guilty as fuck, but our only real evidence is an exploded bag of blood. If we try anything now, Kelly's lawyers will eat us alive, unless the DA does it first. The only way we can..."
"Damn, girl," Detective Krazinsky laughed as he walked up to the desk. He shook his head, sounding impressed. "You sure can put on a show."
"Bill," Joe sighed, "the fuck are you talking about? The Lieutenant reams us, and you..."
"No, man," Bill laughed. "That ain't the reaming I'm talking about." He leered at Claudia, then offered her a salute. "Hell of a side hustle."
"Bill..." The name came out as a growl, and Joe had to fight his temper down. Drawing a deep breath, he let it out slow. "I'll ask you again: what the fuck are you talking about?"
"Damn, dude. You don't know?" Bill looked shocked, then pulled out his phone and tapped at it. "Your partner here has a wild side. Check it out." He tapped a final button, and Joe's phone vibrated. "Ain't safe for work, but... well..."
Eying him skeptically, Joe unlocked his phone and checked his text messages. "Pornhub? The fuck, Bill? This is work." Hesitantly, he tapped the link and watched the page load. The thumbnail showed Claudia in a short tight skirt standing on a large table, surrounded by men in suits. The title read Police slut wrecked in boardroom. And the user name of the person who'd loaded it? CurvyRed_69, with a profile pic of Claudia in uniform.
"Fuck. Me," Joe breathed.
"Looks like you're the only one she hasn't," Bill laughed.
And that's when Joe punched him.