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The balls. Nothing said I can't wash them and brush my teeth after.

Would you rather be overstimulated for 3 hours or be whipped raw for 10 minutes?
 
Whipped raw for 10 minutes

Would you rather drink Pepsi for the rest of your life or drink coke for the rest of your life
 
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I ran out of tattoo ideas so skydiving.

Would you rather go back 50 years and have the money to afford a house, or go 50 years in the future and be too poor to afford food?
 
Silvered Sutures said:
I ran out of tattoo ideas so skydiving.

Would you rather go back 50 years and have the money to afford a house, or go 50 years in the future and be too poor to afford food?
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Go back fifty years would you rather live a live with lots of money but having never found love or live a life full of love but have no money
 
I'll take the money, as I'm aromantic and love is not an option regardless.

Would you rather lose all eight fingers or lose both thumbs?
 
Thumbs

Would you rather lick an envelope and have it slice your tongue off or cut your hand off
 
Hand, I can do more with my tongue and its easier to replace.

Would you rather continue your life as a mortal, or become a genie? Functionally immortal, unlimited cosmic power, but unable to use it for yourself and forced to carry out others' wishes.
 
Continue living life as a mortal. Freedom of thought and action are the only true freedoms a person has, I could never give them up.

Would you rather roleplay the tiniest miniature character or the largest gargantuan character?
 
I’d rather roll play the gargantuan dn
Father Figure said:
Continue living life as a mortal. Freedom of thought and action are the only true freedoms a person has, I could never give them up.

Would you rather roleplay the tiniest miniature character or the largest gargantuan character?
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id rather roll play the gargantuan dnd has only so many tiny fun characters to play

Would you rather be a dungeon master in dnd or a player
 
I'd rather play for once!

Would you rather eat raw fish or raw beef?
 
……. of all the things.
is neither an option, because ugh.
but i guess fish?? isn’t sushi raw fish? not that i like sushi……..

would you rather sleep in a super comfy bed outside for a week or on a concrete floor inside for a week?
 
Super comfy bed outside I suppose. It would suck if it rained or got cold though.
I've done both, sleeping on the ground and concrete and sleeping on the ground is better.

Would you rather be seen naked by your colleagues or get caught having sex by your parents?
 
I can recover fromβ€”and thus pickβ€”being caught having sex by my parents. As an adult who lives separately for them, there's no scenario where I'm actually guilty of negligence where this happens so they must've gone out of their way to catch me, which is problematic but unlikely to end my career.

Would you rather have a tongue long enough to lick the tip of your chin and nose easily, or be flexible enough to touch either to your knees?
 
Completely would like a tongue that long. Imagine the possibilities.

Would you rather be a cook in war, never seeing combat but having no real impact or a commander but on the front lines?
 
Puppy. I've been homeless before. In north America, they literally don't need the food.

Would you rather taste through your butt or defecate from your mouth?
 
All the time, only. I need protein to get gains.

Would you rather sneeze chocolate or have your tears taste like cheese?
 
Cheese-flavored tears. I don't really lick off my own tears anyway.

Would you rather die in your sleep tomorrow or be brutally murdered in 40 years?
 
Bungee Jump. There's a better chance of survival if things go pear-shaped.


Would you rather have a sneezing fit that lasts fifteen minutes, or a coughing fit that lasts thirty minutes?
 
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