Random Info About You

[Ivy Walker]

Fact: My fortune cookie was stale. :-(
Fact: It told me "Versatility is one of your outstanding traits."
Fact: That's fortune cookie for "You give great blowjobs, baby."
Fact: Yes. Yes, I do.

So, um... Hi! Pity about the stale fortune cookie...

Hello! Yes, I ordered Chinese for dinner and the cookie wasn't as good as they usually are. Normally those types of phrasings in fortunes annoy me, but it was nice to be complimented and "picked up" by the cookie. :-D

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

So, um... Hi! Pity about the stale fortune cookie...

Keep the Narwhal in your pants! Good sir!

The narwhal IS in his pants. It's just the horn that's sticking out.
Can't blame him. I mean, really. Physically. Where's a guy supposed to put that thing?

He could give it to me

FACT: Steals MM's horn -->8U

 

[As Day Fades]

Fact: The best fortune I've ever gotten: 'Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery!'

 

[Mr Master]

Fact: My fortune cookie was stale. :-(
Fact: It told me "Versatility is one of your outstanding traits."
Fact: That's fortune cookie for "You give great blowjobs, baby."
Fact: Yes. Yes, I do.

So, um... Hi! Pity about the stale fortune cookie...

Hello! Yes, I ordered Chinese for dinner and the cookie wasn't as good as they usually are. Normally those types of phrasings in fortunes annoy me, but it was nice to be complimented and "picked up" by the cookie. :-D

Speaking of picking up...

< :lol: >

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

Fact: the best fortune cookie i got was "good things are coming to you" that night...i got laid.

 

[Kravin5150]

Fact: Best fortune cookie ever is "We give you antidote 50 dollar."

Fact: Got a fortune cookie that said "Romance is heading your way soon."

Fact:That was a year ago and I haven't even gotten a girls phone number

 

[Ivy Walker]

Fact: Best fortune cookie ever is "We give you antidote 50 dollar."

Oh, my goodness, I laughed out loud at this.

 

[Battleship44]

The weirdest thing I've ever found in a fortune cookie was ""You are the crunchy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life."

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

Fact: i am more badass then Kravin

 

[Kravin5150]

Fact: Pony is jealous she isn't as cute as me

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

Fact: Pony is like a BILLION times cuter then Kravin and Fades will agree (at least i hope)

 

[Kravin5150]

Fact: Is still better in bed than Pony and Misan will agree

 

[As Day Fades]

Fact: Pony is like a BILLION times cuter then Kravin and Fades will agree (at least i hope)

*agrees!*






Sorry bro, she'll hit me again if I don't. >.> call the police.

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

Fact: Pony is like a BILLION times cuter then Kravin and Fades will agree (at least i hope)

*agrees!*






Sorry bro, she'll hit me again if I don't. >.> call the police.

Fact: the police cant help you...

 

[As Day Fades]

Fact: N-nobody even said anything about the police!
Fact: I agreed. I totally deserve another kiss for that.
Fact: <.< I should be in bed anyway.

 

[Kravin5150]

Fact: the police cant help you...

Fact: but Kick-ass can!

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

Fact: N-nobody even said anything about the police!
Fact: I agreed. I totally deserve another kiss for that.
Fact: <.< I should be in bed anyway.

*kisses* night Fades, sleep tight

 

[As Day Fades]

<3 *melt*
'should be' and 'am going to' are two different things, however.

Fact: the police cant help you...

Fact: but Kick-ass can!

How is this? Has anyone seen it? The commercials look dumb to me, and I've been secretly hoping it flops.

 

[Kravin5150]

<3 *melt*
'should be' and 'am going to' are two different things, however.

Fact: the police cant help you...

Fact: but Kick-ass can!

How is this? Has anyone seen it? The commercials look dumb to me, and I've been secretly hoping it flops.

no clue! have yet to see it

 

[Ivy Walker]

<3 *melt*
'should be' and 'am going to' are two different things, however.

Fact: the police cant help you...

Fact: but Kick-ass can!

How is this? Has anyone seen it? The commercials look dumb to me, and I've been secretly hoping it flops.

Haven't seen it yet, but I've heard nothing but good things about it from those who have. It looks a little dumb to me as well, but I'm leaning towards a positive hope.

 

[As Day Fades]

I know it did really poor this past weekend. Something like only 19m it's opening weekend? It looks like a kids/family movie yet it's rated R.

 

[Battleship44]

It looked kinda like a little kid's movie to me actually.
I never paid it much interest, but I went to see Clash of the Titans.

And boy did the story fucking fail!
Graphics were amazing though!

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

Fact: i want a pair of platform shoes and a stripper pole. Why? cause i would make one bomb ass stripper thats why.

 

[Battleship44]

Fact: i want a pair of platform shoes and a stripper pole. Why? cause i would make one bomb ass stripper thats why.

I bet Fades would buy you them in a heartbeat just to get a show.

 

[Nihilistic_Impact]

I eat the fortune but not the cookie of the fortune cookie.