Random Info About You

[xWickedBlackLace]

Fact: I know how to striptease through burlesque. I also know how to use a pole and own a pair of said boots.

Fact: I have too much respect for whatever man I'm going to be with to do it in public. <3 but he gets shows upon request. <3

 

[Nihilistic_Impact]

Fact: I would have you do it in public.

Fact: This reminds me I need to tie Ari up in public.

 

[H a r r i e t]

Fact: I'm beginning to hate Canada XD

-shuns- U8<

 

[DareToDream]

People are stupid

That made my Monday!! Perfect start to the week!

 

[DareToDream]

'Fuck stick'

Oh, I soooooooo have to figure out a way to use that phrase in an RP now. Since it has so many wonderful ways it can be used!

 

[H a r r i e t]

'Fuck stick'

Oh, I soooooooo have to figure out a way to use that phrase in an RP now. Since it has so many wonderful ways it can be used!

M'pretty sure you can manage that just fine.
o.o

 

[DareToDream]

Fact; Fuck you, Anansi. And DareToDream. Messing up my sleeping plans.

Hey, hey, hey! This is soooooooooooooo not my fault! I am completely innocent of all charges!

 

[H a r r i e t]

Fact; Fuck you, Anansi. And DareToDream. Messing up my sleeping plans.

Hey, hey, hey! This is soooooooooooooo not my fault! I am completely innocent of all charges!

... riiight.
I distinctly remember that it was a little bit of your fault.

 

[DareToDream]

The weirdest thing I've ever found in a fortune cookie was ""You are the crunchy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life."

Damn, you got insulted by a food product. I think that's an all time low. Just joking of course!

 

[DareToDream]

I eat the fortune but not the cookie of the fortune cookie.

Why does this not surprise me in the least........

 

[DareToDream]

I distinctly remember that it was a little bit of your fault.

Wait.....only a little bit? Damn. Clearly I have to try harder next time.

 

[H a r r i e t]

I distinctly remember that it was a little bit of your fault.

Wait.....only a little bit? Damn. Clearly I have to try harder next time.

'Cause that doesn't sound suggestive at all.
-snicker-

 

[DareToDream]

'Cause that doesn't sound suggestive at all.
-snicker-

-whistles innocently while looking up at the sky-

 

[DareToDream]

M'pretty sure you can manage that just fine.
o.o

-raises an eyebrow- I'm going to take that as a compliment missy!

 

[Mr Master]

<just realized he's hornless but still horny>

<blows own mind>

 

[H a r r i e t]

<just realized he's hornless but still horny>

<blows own mind>

-creepy eyebrow waggle-

 

[Mr Master]

<just realized he's hornless but still horny>

<blows own mind>

-creepy eyebrow waggle-

You stole my waggle! Just like Pony stole my horn! (and every other damn thing of mine she likes)

 

[DareToDream]

<blows own mind>

Say, do narwals have the flexibility to blow....er....other things of theirs or do you need help from one of the ladies of BM -points to last female user to post-

 

[H a r r i e t]

You stole my waggle! Just like Pony stole my horn! (and every other damn thing of mine she likes)

I'll share the waggle with you, how 'bought that, 'eh?
And I can still sex you up without your horn.
I'm good like that.
;3

 

[H a r r i e t]

<blows own mind>

Say, do narwals have the flexibility to blow....er....other things of theirs or do you need help from one of the ladies of BM -points to last female user to post-

olala~

 

[Mr Master]

<blows own mind>

Say, do narwals have the flexibility to blow....er....other things of theirs or do you need help from one of the ladies of BM -points to last female user to post-

olala~

Narwhals have very limited flexibility.

Harriet, I'm given to understand, does not suffer from that limitation.

>.>

<smuggles Harriet off to the Nar-cave again>

 

[Vivid Fizz]

Fact: I was up at nine this morning.
Fact: When I am not on duty, this is a splendid and rare thing.

 

[Mr Master]

Fact: I was up at nine this morning.
Fact: When I am not on duty, this is a splendid and rare thing.

Congrats on an early start!

 

[H a r r i e t]

Narwhals have very limited flexibility.

Harriet, I'm given to understand, does not suffer from that limitation.

>.>

<smuggles Harriet off to the Nar-cave again>

I'm not a gymnast, or anything, but I do have flexibility.
I'm sure every women does, in one way or another.
-goes without a struggle-
;3

 

[H a r r i e t]

Fact: I was up at nine this morning.
Fact: When I am not on duty, this is a splendid and rare thing.

I got out of bed at nine, too.
-luffs upon Fizz-
<3