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It's Just Human Nature (MysteriousD/DaddysLittleSkank)

"Our son. I can barely believe it." Marceline said still hugging Diego.

"That's because ignorance is bliss. She doesn't know what's going on inside her." Morgan stated. "Babies are gross. He's in there right now peeing, drinking it, peeing it back out, and drinking it again. Also when she's in labor she's probably gonna poop."
 
Diego began lauging and tearing up as he kissed her. "It's the first time you said you loved me," Diego said with a smile on his face and tears of joy streaming from his eyes ast what she said finally sunk in and he felt even more elated.

"Yeah, but her baby is also a demon and kind a robot, so we don't know if that baby is doing it," Jake pointed out as he and Finn looked to Morgan. "The party is still really awesome," Finn told Morgan.
 
"I know." Marceline took his face and pulled him into a passionate kiss.

"All babies do that, Finn." Morgan stated. "Just keep the in mind when you're thinking about putting a baby in me." She went to start serving the cake.
 
Diego happily returned the kiss while he gently held onto his beloved and just feeling overhwlemed with wonderful emotions and sensations that made him happy to be alive. "You're inciredbile," he told her with a smile as he nuzzled his nose with hers.

"I didn't," Jake said to Morgan when he stood up. "Yeah, though Mom and Dad said Jake was born kinda special," Finn elaborated before he went over to help Morgan serve the cake.
 
"I know." Marceline said with a cocky smile. She put her hand on her stomach. "He agrees."

"Either way a kid we had definitely would be doing it and that's gross and I want no part of it." Morgan said. "We'll just adopt like a full grown person so we don't have to deal that shit."
 
Diego just laughed at Marceline's cocky smile before sitting down on the sofa with her and offering her some of the cake. "Well, guess we better enjoy all the cake," he said with a smile.

"You're ruining the party," Jake told Morgan with mild annoyance before Lady Rainicorn wrnt over to mildly scold Morgan for her tone during this occasion, though of course it was all in Korean.

Finn just remained quiet on the whole deal, deciding just to have some cake.
 
"Thank you." Marceline said giving Diego a peck on the lips.

"I ruin everything. It's what I do." Morgan said finally done passing the cake out to everyone and taking a piece for herself.
 
Diego began savoring the cake with marceline as they were all enjoying it. "Would you want anything to drink, like some of the cherry soda?" Diego asked her as he kept eating cake with her.

"Everything okay?" Finn asked Morgan when he got a piece for himself and he saw next to her. He had a worried look on his face.
 
"I'm fine for now." Marceline said taking a bit of the cake. "Great cake Morgan." She shouted at Morgan with a thumbs up

"Thanks!" Morgan yelled back before responding to Finn. "No, but I don't want to ruin the party further."
 
Finn just held her before kissing her later. "You can tell me later, but I wanna let you know I'm here fro you," Finn told her with a comforting smile as he hugged her.

Diego kept savoring the bites of the cake between him and Maeceline and he even got a second slice of cake to share with her. "I wonder how he'll be. Maybe he'll look like you, but take after me," he joked with a smile
 
"Okay." Morgan said kissing Finn back.

"Or he could look like both of us." Marceline said taking another bite. "Or he could look like you." She rubbed her belly. "Either way he's going to be handsome."
 
Finn kept hugging Morgan to comfort her. "Anything you want me to get you?" Finn offered to her regarding some of the food and drinks. "This is an awesome party," Jake responded to Morgan before fistbumping her.

"He's gonna be handsome and awesome," Diego told her before he kissed her tummy. He then went over to kiss her before embracing her once more. He ate some more of the cake. "I imagine you'll dress him in metal onesies," he joked.
 
"Thanks." Morgan said smiling. "Gift time!" She pushed a large box over to Marceline. "This one is from my dad and I."

"Thank you." Marceline unwrapped it revealing an expertly crafted wooden cradle. She pulled a baby blue colored hambo out before getting teary eyed.

"I made that." Morgan said. "I figured my dad gave you your's so I'll give one to your baby."
 
Diego just smiled at the sight of what was there. "Thanks Morgan," Diego said before he gave a hug to Morgan as thanks. "Here's our gifts!" Finn and Jake presented three gifts. From Finn was a small carved wooden sword, one that reminded Diego of a training Japanese word. From Jake was some sort of cookbook and the last gift was from Lady Rainicorn. It was a glowing crystal.

"The book is from some of Mom and Dad's recipes while the crystal is a nightlight," Jake explained to them with a smile.
 
"That's great." Marceline said looking through the cookbook. "I haven't actually cooked in like centuries. And the nightlight will look awesome in the nursery." She placed them both in the cradle, opening Bubblegum's gift.

"It's a device for you to play music for the baby." Bubblegum explained. "It's preprogrammed to play Mozart as it makes babies smarter."
 
"I've been always the one cooking for us," Diego said as he looked through the cookbook for some of the interesting ideas. "Oh wow, this is very colorful and such," Diego said with a smile as he looked at the crystal.

"Thanks for the gift, Princess Bubblegum," Diego told her wth a smile before seeing Ice King appear with a gift. "Wasn't sure what to get you, so I got something to help," he said before giving a blue bottle.

"Isn't that an Ice Spell?" Finn asked. Ice King nodded. "Yeah, you could use it to protect yall from stuff," he said.
 
"That's so nice." Marceline said as she grabbed the blanket from the cradle. "I'm just gonna wrap it up so it doesn't break." She carefully wrapped the blue bottle up in the blanket before putting it in the cradle with the other gifts. "Is that everything?"

"I believe so." Morgan said looking around.
 
"Actually I got something," Hunson said surprisingly before he pulled something out. He had a rather somber look on his face before revealing something in a bag. When it was pened, it was a blanket.

"It was the blankey you slept with back when you were with your mother," he added. Diego was very surprised by all this, especially seeing the more solemn side from the Lord of Evil. He still didn't know how he ended up meeting with Marceline's mother.
 
Marceline looked a bit suspicious at her father as she took the bag but when she pulled the blanket out, she started crying and hugged him. "Thank you." She whispered in his ear. "This means a lot!"

Morgan smiled and took Finn's hand.
 
Hunson Abadeer did not expect Marceline to react as such, especially crying and giving him a hug. He did go and hug her back and relaxed a bit. Diego remained quiet and watched the quiet moment between the two.

"Yeah, I managed to find it during the last time I was here, though Peppermint Butler helped," he said after a period of silence.

Finn sighed before he squeezed Morgan's hand. Ever since having met his biological mother and his father back further, he came to terms regaridng where he came from, yet the fact that both parents did care about him, even if both were pretty messed up, still brought feelings.

"That's sweet," Ice King said with a smile as he was beside Morgan.
 
"It still means a lot." Marceline said smiling. "It'll be like having a piece of her with us."

Morgan wrapped her free arm around Ice King in a half hug. She counted herself lucky that she didn't know either of her parents before their descent into madness, she wasn't sure she'd be able to handle it if she had known them.
 
Hunson Abadeer managed to smile before deciding to have some more cake. "It was really cool of your dad to get us the blanket," Diego commented with a smile of hiw osn as he had an arm around Marceline.

Ice King hugged Morgan back. "Oh hey! That reminds me. When is your birthday? I have something to give you then?" the kooky old ice wziard said to her with a smile. Finn had a sneaking suspicion of what it was, but he remained quiet on it.
 
Marceline folded the blanket carefully before placing it in the cradle.

"I don't do the whole birthday thing." Morgan said. "And you don't have to get me anything. I'm not big into that stuff."
 
"Thanks for the gifts everyone!" Diego said as he got the last of the gifts from some of the others like Jake and Lady's kids like a jumper and some supplies and such. Diego was feeling happy and he showed it by embracing Marceline before kissing her cheek.

"But everyone has a birthday! Then again, I can't remember mine... maybe if I remmeber mine, we can share it!" Ice King told her with a big smile on his face.
 
"And it means a lot to us that you could be here." Marceline added.

"That's be great." Morgan answered with a smile as she tried to hide her growing unease.
 
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