How to woo a Winchester: A guide by Baltazar and Gabriel (Krystal x Katizakat)

[Krystal_Atems_Girl]

Dean gave Sam a courious look, sitting next to him, squeezing his arm affectionately. "About what? You know you can tell me." He murmured softly, trying to help.

 

[katisacat]

Sam sighed. "It's just... I've never thought about Balthazar... let alone any man in that way but this fucking script of our lives says I'm going to kiss him? I don't get it..."

 

[Krystal_Atems_Girl]

Dean looked curious, the flipped through the script. "actually it says Balthazar kisses you. though, if it makes you feel better, the next script says I have sex with Gabriel..."

 

[katisacat]

Sam blinked in surprise and nods uncertainly. "It doesn't but... Ok..."

 

[Krystal_Atems_Girl]

Dean chuckled. "I mean, can you imagine me and Gabriel? Sometimes I wanna kill chuck and his shipping."

 

[katisacat]

Sam chuckled a little and nodded. "I guess..."

 

[Krystal_Atems_Girl]

Dean squeezed his shoulder. "See, that's better. Now, when we get back, and we will, all this is gonna be better. But.. from what I understand, we need to find escaliber. Because Raphael won't back down to Gabriel." He had read mostnof the scripts last night, and silently prayed what they said about Cas changed when Gabriel was ressurected.

 

[katisacat]

Sam nodded softly. "Let's start looking." He said.

 

[Krystal_Atems_Girl]

Dean shook his head. "Won't be in this dimension, but I bet you Seb knows where to find it in ours."

 

[katisacat]

Sam nodded and went to ask Sebastian.

 

[Krystal_Atems_Girl]

Sebastian was just settingbout the fruit, whipped creme and crepes. "oh, I was just going to call you boys in for break fast. I made crepes. What's up?"

 

[katisacat]

Sam thanked Sebastian then asked. "Do you know where Excalibur is in our world?"

 

[Krystal_Atems_Girl]

Sebastian nodded. "I do. Its at the dark fae court. Their queen would probably just give it to you, if she's anything like Celeste, Misha's wife, who plays her." There's another universe where you're married to her and are a fae as well as dean." He explained, smiling.

 

[katisacat]

Sam rubbed his head. "I'd just rather not think about the billions of other possible dimensions."

 

[Krystal_Atems_Girl]

Sebastian chuckled. "well, there's one more you might find amusing. An apocolypse averted dimention where Dean is with michael, Cas and Gabriel, and you're with Lucifer. oh, and you're both archangels."

Dean came in at that. "Are you froggen serious?! Me and that dick?! Fuck no."

 

[katisacat]

Sam rubbed his head like he was getting a headache and sat down at the table, eating silently.

 

[Krystal_Atems_Girl]

Sebastian handed him some coffee and aspirin. "Eat. you'll feel better, iubitel."

 

[katisacat]

Sam shrugged, not knowing what Sebastian just said but nodded and took the aspirin and ate.

 

[Krystal_Atems_Girl]

Dean looked at sam. "He just called you "adored one" guess he likesbyou best cause you're technically his husband."

 

[katisacat]

Sam shrugged and continued to sip his coffee and eat.

 

[Krystal_Atems_Girl]

Sebastian rolled his eyes, and dean ate his food happily.

 

[katisacat]

Sam finished eating and sat back in his chair sipping his coffee.

 

[Krystal_Atems_Girl]

Sebastian finished eating also, and it was just Dean scarfing down food. "so good seb." the other man just smiled.

 

[katisacat]

Sam just sat silently.

 

[Krystal_Atems_Girl]

Sebastian smiled, sipping his coffee, just relaxing a moment. "you'll have to ask Gabriel to take you to the fae dark court. The prince is his ex, but from what I understand, both are lovely." he explained, and you couldn't miss the slight jealousy in Dean's featueres over hearing about Gabriel's ex.