Reality has its own challenges - but as I sometimes say, "I have forsaken the quest for truth and am now seeking a nice fantasy!"
For your child(ren): bottles or breast-feeding?
* I was in what you'd call a broad-spectrum social-services agency one time and noticed they offered "breast-feeding lessons". I asked one of the ladies, just to have a little fun (I knew her), "How do you teach a baby to nurse?" She gave me a sassy smile and said, "We tell 'em, 'Just watch Daddy!' " *