The Either/Or Game

*I love camping...but nothing beats hotel sex now does it!* :p

A boat. A BIG, nice pontoon!

Bite? or scratch? :p
 
On, I wanna watch, too! :D


A pack rat? Or throwing things out all the time if you don't use or need them?
 
Pack Rat (favorite expression: "I might-could use that sometime....").

Let's get a little daring: would you prefer to video-tape one of your "sessions", or invite a TRUSTED third party to join in the fun?
 
I would prefer to invite the TRUSTED (and SEXY) third party! ;)

In a threesome with F-F-M, would you like one girl to be riding your cock as you give oral to the second female? or
would you prefer "doggying" one of the females while SHE gives oral to the second female?
 
I'll take Situation One.

Now: choices, oy! Would YOU like a spot in this situation (which one)? Or would you choose the second (again, which woman)? OR: would you like to be eaten by a girl on her back who's being fucked by the guy, and kissing him at the time - or be the one on the bottom?
 
Ohhh....so many to choose from, not fair!! LOL Hmmm.... *studies each formation while rubbing her dimpled chin* Okay...I think I'd prefer to be the girl who as being eaten by the woman who's lying on the floor and being fucked, and me and the guy kissing madly! :D (And as for the situation you chose, having a girl ride your cock while you give oral to the second one? I think I'd like your cock...:D)

Now, I gotta change the subject and get cooled off here....whew! LOL

Towel dry your dishes or put them in the dish drain? :p
 
Drain 'em. Last time I dried dishes I was eight years old.

Your spouse is a reservist and has been mobilized. Do you "give him/her a little" and then hand him the notice, or get it out of the way immediately?
 
Probably "give him a little" and then hand him the notice.. :p

(Heck of a question!) :p


Blonde jokes? or, "knock knock" jokes?



A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..........." he said with a deep sigh











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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box
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*Frowns* What the he.....?? *Laughs* If you only knew about my bad experience with chemistry... *sighs*

I'm going to say "neither"! LOL



Porn: Pics or videos? :p
 
(This is probably going to sound really bad... :( ) Against >_>


Does wearing a condom make the sex less enjoyable? Or, does wearing one not hinder your enjoyment at all?
 
I have no idea, I've never put one on, nor have I had sex, and those seem like the same option o_O

Detention with your hot teacher who is almost naked because of how hot it is outside is is slightly flirting with you, or being invited inside to "cool off" by the MILF(mother I'd like to fuck)/FILF(father I'd like to fuck) from down the street?
 
Let's go with detention


Which would be the best name for "boobies": Pointer Sisters? or Love Melons?
 
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