Mr Master
Pulsar
- Joined
- Jan 26, 2009
And a few other things he doesn't think you need to hear about before you're actually in his closet!
Rave said:...I remember the day vividly.
It was horrible, I just came to Bluemoon and met her...if only I had known who was truly hiding behind that top hat. She wooed me with sweet words and serenades of love and RO-mance, fluttered her dark, thick eyelashes at me... cruely and utterly she seduced me, bribed me, coaxed me, lured me, WHEEDLED ME INTO THAT....that...horrible, horrible closet of hers.
I barely escaped by growing my finger nails long enough to slice through the ropes, enduring days and days of cruel and unspeakable things. All because of that woman...All because of Hahvy. HAHVOC REQUIEM.
RUN CHILD, RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE FEET TO DO SO WITH!
Rave said:I...I may be a bit dramatic BUT IT'S ALL TRUE.
Hahvy's a Satan, an archfiend, a rascal hellion/ malignant spirit imp/rascal succubus-villain. But I <3 her.
Snowpaw said:Lol. And that's why I don't go into closets unless the person has the good candy.