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Daddy why is mommy...

Because mommy thinks she's going to be the female version of Jason Voorhees.
Daddy,why does mommy invites all of her girls when you're gone for the weekend?
 
Cause mommy thinks she is still in college and it is time to "experiment."

Daddy, why is mommy in Uncle Joe's room?
 
[size=-2]Mommy had to interrogate Uncle Joe as a result of last night's horrific incident. You might want to say your good-byes to uncle Joe. Daddy, why is mommy twerking?[/size]
 
Mommy is twerking because she is trying to shake Uncle Joe's cock out of her ass.

Daddy, why is mommy wearing nipple clamps?
 
Because your mother's a whore and she sucked Uncle Joe's dick until I saw teeth in his asshole.

Daddy, why are mommy's boobs bigger?
 
[size=-2]Mommy's boobs are bigger, because god has finally answered my prayers.

Daddy, why is mommy screaming and cursing at the television screen?[/size]
 
[size=-2]Auntie Rose broke your mother's favorite vase and set her car on fire, that's why she is screaming her name.

Daddy, why is mommy walking funny?[/size]
 
[size=-2]That's mayonnaise dear, mommy tried to open a jar of mayonnaise and failed miserably.

Daddy, why does mommy keep saying "God! oh god! Yes!?"[/size]
 
It's all about this new-age feng-shwahoo or something, she says it gives her 'good vibrations'

Daddy, why does mommy keep so many spare batteries in her nightstand?
 
Well you know you aren't allowed to just toss batteries in the garbage, it's not good for the environment, or mommy's mood.

Daddy, why is mommy putting hooks in the ceiling above the bed?
 
I told you before didn't I? its all that feng-shuuuhehi thing the hooks keep her in an 'elevated state of body and mind'

Daddy, why does mommy go out to see our neighbor each time you leave for work?
 
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