Daddy why is mommy...

[Winged-Panther]

Because...

Daddy, why is mommy sad?

 

[sirix]

Because mommy has been naughty so we put the chasity belt on her last night.

Daddy, why is mommy always breathing deeply and shaking?

 

[Winged-Panther]

Because she woke up late.


Daddy, why is mommy's hair always so neat?

 

[kuziya]

Because she's been playing with electric toys.

Daddy why is mommy screaming?

 

[randomthingslover1]

Because she wants me to come fuck her.

Daddy why is mommy tied to the bed?

 

[kuziya]

Because she's been a naughty girl.

Dady why is mommy crying?

 

[randomthingslover1]

Because I spanked her too hard.

Daddy, why is mommy dressed like a Cat?

 

[kuziya]

Because I forced her to we're role playing

Daddy why is mommy on the table?

 

[randomthingslover1]

Because She has decided to be my plate for tonight's dinner.

Daddy, why is mommy covered in chocolate?

 

[kuziya]

So I can lick it off her.

Daddy why is mommy running?

 

[Uruvion]

She ate some mushrooms, and now she's screaming that a purple dragon is chasing her.

Daddy, why is mommy getting into that car with strange looking men?

 

[Fuu]

Because she giving them a lesson on how to park in her garage

Daddy.... why does mommy like to ride the dryer?

 

[Asuarah Garretson]

Because it makes Daddy Hot

Daddy, Why does mommy go into the library so often?

 

[kuziya]

Because she's looking up different ways for me to fuck her.

Daddy why is mommy in the closet?

 

[Zella]

Well i thought she was getting her coat but Aunt ira just went in with her...

Daddy, why is mommy drinking so much?

 

[kuziya]

Because she wants to get wasted.

Daddy why is mommy in the freezer?

 

[sirix]

She aahhh...she got to hot

Daddy, why is mommy always telling me not to tell you about second daddy?

 

[kuziya]

She...What! Cuz she wants to confuse me...!

Daddy why is mommy on the tabble?

OOC Sorry if I repeated something trying nod xd

 

[moonfairy98]

Because she wants daddy to have a good healthy and satisfying dinner.

Daddy, why is mommy mad when you give me your lollipop?

 

[sirix]

Mommy doesn't like to share.

Daddy, why does mommy have W-H-O-R-E wrote on her forehead?

 

[moonfairy98]

'cause she is one.

Daddy, why is mommy licking teddy's pee pee?

 

[Toujou]

Because it's bigger than mine!!! OKAY!? *runs to a corner to cry*

Daddy. Why is mommy a man?

 

[sirix]

Uumm...honey, I think it's time you knew...your adopted.

Daddy, why is mommy in van down by the river?

 

[Million]

Bitch took my Oreos.

Daddy, why is mommy in Paris?

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

Wait, I thought she in New York.

Daddy, why is mommy carrying a whip?