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Quix's Random Bullshit Thread (Comments Welcome)

Awww thanks, you know I take being called an asshole as a compliment. Life's easier that way.

Damn, you caught my sarcasm, how? Was it the part where I said I adored you that gave it away!

As to why you continue to put up with me, well I think that pretty obvious. It's because I'm:


[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RITAsKGuLLs[/video]


Or... is it the other way around?

I look forward to the day we break that sound barrier and I start asking you not to post so fast because it's stressing me, xD
 
I know you do, it's why I called you one, duh!

It was, actually that adoring part, I know you're full of shit and only keep me around because I'm simply irresistible... or more cause I'm

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDDMYw_IZnE[/video]

Ugh, kinda sappy though. Maybe I'm more your favorite color? xD

[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/ZfbBqBOSXlU[/video]

I actually just really love this song regardless of your favorite color or not. Fight me. xD


Oh it will get there, I promise. I'm just awful and make you wait for it. Good things come to those that wait and all, right? xD
 
Look at you, just like a good little submissive pet, thinking of the right things to say to please me! Locking you in that box and nailing the lid down finally appears to be working.

I'm glad you posted that second song, as the conversation was definitely starting to become a little sappy!

I keep you around because no hard matter how hard I try to get away, you continue to stick to me like a limpet:


[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYCpEvVj_tc[/video]


That is true, just like good things come in small packages! And, I'm happy to wait as long as it takes because, as has been my standard reply on the odd occasion I've been hassled for a post, "You can't rush genius." (It usually has them too busy rolling their eyes that they forget their impatience!)
 
Hahaha! Only so you're not expecting of my later tricks. Keeping thinking your plans work!

I've tried to leave, you keep begging me to stay! Something about how hard it is to find someone to be mean to without them being mean back? I think you're a masochist.

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrNt7Vz68oY[/video]


You get hassled for a post?! Don't they know such high standards of amazingness can't just be delivered on a dime? Ugh. Peasants. xD
 
I know they're working, because to have you turning tricks is my ultimate aim! Then I'll just sit back and wait for the money to roll in.

Hey that above just sparked a concept for a creative and original plotline that I might throw up on my thread. Like a dominant male taking control of a naive, innocent, submissive 'oh-no-sex-is-dirty-and-bad-and-girls-should-never-want-it' female and forcing her into prostitution and/or turning her into a cock-craving, bimbo-slut who learns to love it. Completely different in its thematic elements from anything else I ever see requested around here!

You could be onto something with that masochist comment, as I continue to talk to you after how many goddamn years? However, I don't beg, and all I asked was:


[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSGtg26-TpU[/video]


Only very rarely, and you're right. Coming up with responses so amazingly brilliant that they, if I recall your complimentary phrasing correctly, "at least don't make your eyes bleed," does take time! xD.

 
With stories quiet at the moment, though I do have a couple in planning on E, and after having completed my first solo effort a couple of weeks ago that received some good feedback, I thought I'd try my hand at another.

Then inspiration struck.

With the extreme shortage of independent-minded, self-sufficient female characters to be found on here, why don't I write some?

Then even more inspiration came at me, like a lightning bolt from the sky!

If I can't find anyone else willing to or capable of portraying them to write opposite of in a roleplay, why don't I just roleplay with myself?

So, I did, and without any further ado, present:


"Quix's Roleplay Story Compendium Of Female Character Types He's Highly Unlikely To Ever Encounter Unless He Writes Them Himself"[/color]]

The End Of A Kingdom[/color]]

King: My love, I have an issue I must discuss with you.

King's Daughter: What is it, Father?

King: The King of the neighbouring Principality and I have arranged for you to betroth his arrogant Princely son to bind our Lands closer together.

King's Daughter: "That's sweet Daddy, but not going to happen. You don't run my life, I decide who I marry for myself.

The end


I Saw Your Boobies, Now You're Mine[/color]]

Male Blackmailer: Haha, I caught you showing your boobies on webcam. That means, unless you want everyone else to know, you're going to do everything I say. On your knees and suck my cock, bitch!

Female Target: Hahah, I recorded your extortion attempt on my phone and emailed it to myself. Out of the two of us, who do you think would be facing criminal charges? That'd be you, asshole, so go away."

The end


A Slave To The Mafia Don...Or Not[/color]]

Father: I'm sorry, my darling. Agreeing to hand you over the Mafia Don to live out your life as his sex slave is the only way he'd forgive my debt. He'll collect you tomorrow.

Daughter: You pathetic excuse for a human being, you're meant to be the adult around here and won't even assume responsibility for your own screw-ups? Fuck you, Daddy, I'm moving out. Tonight!"

The end


Everyone Knows What Happens To A Failing Student[/color]]

Male Teacher: Your grades are bad, honey, unless you lift up your skirt, bend over the desk, pull down your panties and be my little, submissive fuck toy from this point on, I'll fail you."

Female Student: You are joking, aren't you? I'd rather spend the rest of my life flipping burgers than allow a slime-ball like you to touch me. It's called self-respect. So, Professor, why don't you kindly bend over the desk and fuck yourself while I'm busy reporting you to Administration.

The end


Don't Anger A Sleeping Beauty[/color]]

Prince: "Oh, look, there's a beautiful comatose female, and because I can only get a boner when the woman's in no fit state to reject me, I'll take advantage of the situation." Walks over and kisses the sleeping beauty, slipping in a little tongue when she doesn't resist immediately.

Sleeping Beauty: In a deep, restful slumber, she thinks she's dreaming. Until that is, a foreign tongue forcefully invades her mouth.

The woman's eyes fly open, she bolts upright on the bed and stares in disgust at the man before her. Then, she slaps him across the face, her voice filled with contempt, even more-so as she recongises who it is. "What the hell do you think you're doing? I don't give a shit who you are, or what rights you presume your perceived status provides you, Prince Bill Fucking Cosby, but next time you even think about sexually molesting an unconscious woman, I'll rip your damn testicles off. Capiche?"

The end


The Princess In The Tower[/color]]

Knight-In-Shining-Armour: Pulls his trusty steed to a halt and looks up at the figure in the bell-tower window. "Well hello there pretty, imprisoned princess in the tower. Do you require an obviously-more-capable-than-you-because-I'm-male Knight to come to your rescue? I only offer because you're attractive; if you were any less than a six out of ten, I'd have pretended not to have noticed and kept on riding."

Princess-in-the-Tower: Calls out in response from the window. "Hello, Knight-In-Shining-Armour. Nah, I'm all good, Mum and Dad are holding a public beheading in the Palace Grounds this weekend, and those events are always so damn noisy, I'd rather stay here with my rabbit vibrator and enjoy some alone time until it's over. Don't worry, I've already knocked my captor on the head and locked him in the cellar, all else I need to do is let myself out when I'm ready. Thanks anyway, you shallow prick."

The end


Who Hasn't Hired A Hooker[/color]]

Male Hooker: "First, you'll sink to your knees and undo my pants, remove my penis, put it in your mouth and suck it. I'll tell you exactly how when you're down there. When I'm close to ejaculating, I'll let you know and then throw you on your back and spread your legs. I'll go down on you for one minute and thirty-eight seconds, then climb on top and screw you like that for five minutes, before I flip you over and finish from behind.

The most important thing to remember is that as a liberated Twenty-First Century woman, it's your right, nay sacred duty, to not act of your own volition nor touch any part of my body without express permission. Instead, you are only to perform those acts and assume those sexual positions which I explicitly force, request, manipulate, direct, coerce, ask for from, or approve in advance and/or dictate to, you. Okay?

And don't even dare dream of getting on top, it's unladylike!"

Female Client: Listen up, Casanova, I'm more than capable of acting for myself sexually, even initiating a change of position off my own bat without permission if I feel like it, and that's what I plan to do. Jesus-H-Christ, what is it with men these days. Not secure enough in their masculinity that they're threatened by a woman who offers a little unpredictability by bringing independent sexual creativity and agency to the table, rather than having her bedroom activities entirely scripted for her by a male?

First and last time I utilise an Escort service, I thought you guys were supposed to be professionals!"

The end


Always Read Her Resume[/color]]

Male Boss: Smirks at the attractive young woman standing before him. "Now I've been appraised of your dire financial situation, if you want to keep this job, you're going to have to sleep with me."

Female Employee: Cocks eyebrows and purses lips, then smiles. "Oh, cool, I've always wanted to be able to afford an around-the-world-cruise."

Male Boss: "You don't get a bonus for spreading your legs."

Female Employee: "Oh, I know, but this obviously isn't the first time you've tried this shit. So, after I've banded the other women together and launched our lawsuit, the sexual harassment compensation will cover the cost. Hopefully, with enough left over to buy the company and show Mr big-shot-can-only-get-laid-if-he-has-to-blackmail-a-woman-for-it, how to run it properly. "

Leaning over the desk, her smile widens. "Or were you too busy jacking off over reading that I was a female on my application to notice that, unlike your incompetent ass, I possess a Business Degree from Harvard? Yes, surprise, surprise, women are entitled to an education these days, and what's more, we're even allowed to be pretty, smart and independent all at the same time."

The end
 
Well I'll be hot damned Quix! Those stories were awesome!! Like, why do you even need us when you can write such strong willed females better than others?!

I think I specifically liked the I Saw Your Boobies, Now You're Mine, and Everyone Knows What Happens To A Failing Student. I've never seen a plot played out so beautifully. I don't think I could have even done as good a job. Sigh. Gonna run us out of business dude!
 
Aww, a compliment from you, that makes all the hard work worthwhile. I was a little worried about trying my hand at female characters, until I found some online advice on the best way to go about it:

1) Think of a Character first

2) Make them female (or male) second

After I had that, I was all good. Plus, just like Josephine with Napoleon, and Eve with the talking snake, I had you to inspire me to great heights!

Any time I got stuck on a major plot point (because, I mean, all of those stories are so complex!), I thought to myself, "What would Aurelia do in this situation?"

The answer always came back as some variant of, "Fuck off, I'm not gonna let you get the better of me, asshole!" Like pretty much happens every one of our conversations, xD

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Damn, maybe we have been around each other to long! That sounds exactly like something I would say!

Maybe that's why I liked the stories so much...

Actually the boobies one really reminded me of our Snow White story in a way, poor girl was just gonna bang her way across the map till she got pardoned and she didn't care who was in her way! xD

Ah, I kinda miss her now... maybe we will have to bring that up, if I can ever slow down this speeding engine that is Adam and Eve! xD

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2o9Yd0uydM[/video]
 
It sure does, I had your nagging voice (or what I imagine your nagging voice to sound like, xD) ringing in my head as I was writing them!

"Oh Quix, please don't lock me in that box again, I promise I'll be a good obedient woman from now on and do whatever the man says."

As if!

Anyways, moving on. I miss Snow as well, don't think I'd ever find someone on quite the same humour/sarcasm wavelength for that particular type of story to have it end up the fun parody it did!

But, I didn't know we'd decided to finish it and move onto another? I only last posted to it in September 2016, so presumed you were simply taking your usual time to reply.

We could write both that and Adam and Eve simultaneously, though then not sure if I'd be able to keep up.


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And what's with that song, when did I ever give you permission to sit around and relax?

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlfblmgOaYE[/video]
 
You're right, my nagging goes something like this.

"Fucking Quix, thinking you can get away with shit. No. No! Put it down. I'm gonna chop your hand off if you don't get me my car right away! What? Oh-ohoh... I'm getting the sword."

Or to that extent I believe.

Aww... I'm flattered. Haha. Mostly because I do find that we somehow do flow on a very odd humorous wavelength in our writing and what we don't find in the need to be so serious. Not that I don't mind serious as well, but ya know.

Maybe we did just put it on the back burner? I don't know now that I think about it, I think we started getting distracted by the idea of Adam and Eve and religion. Haha.

... But you can't see it right now, but I'm flipping you off as hard as I can cause I'm also laughing really hard in the truth. xD (I may just have to surprise you on my death bed with two posts!)

Asshat XD

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You didn't, cause I make my own rules baby~! *Cue awesome exit here.*

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I[/video]
 
I'm sorry, I stopped reading after the "you're right' part. Was there anything else of note in the rest?

I don't think we could help it if we tried, although Adam and Eve is more serious, and the humour much darker. I still really have no idea how you managed to talk me into such a blasphemous theme. You know taking the piss out of religion isn't my thing!

That's really you giving me the finger, isn't it? I do seem to have that effect on some (lots of?) women!

And, I hate to admit this, but you've got me on that song. I couldn't come up with an appropriate one to post back.

If you want something to procrastinate over to avoid replying for another six months or so - not that you ever need a reason! xD -, I think our story could do with an image title/banner! I'm sure you could get creative with:


One or both of these:[/color]]

(Is there something wrong with me that despite considering it a complete load of bollocks, I actually love the imagery of Hell? In particular the type of desolate ambience/atmosphere, or whatever the word is for it, contained in the first one)

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Or perhaps, given that someone recently requested I 'put away my pitchfork,' on messaging me!

This instead?[/color]]

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I just couldn't help myself could I? With my Dulce Periculum partner on indefinite hiatus, I tentatively reopened the Internet Killers plot when bumping my E thread yesterday, and immediately received an expression of interest that seemed promising.

A bit of planning and plotting to go, but it appears very likely that I'll soon be taking on my third iteration of that story. The main thing on my mind is that I need to keep it different enough so if/when my other partner is able to return, I can continue to write both without them melding into each other.

But, damn, my writing life isn't complete if I'm not portraying at least one sick-son-of-a-sociopathic-bitch serial-killer!
 
Receieves a one line approach, being a simple declaration of interest in one of my plots.

Looks at person's thread, and is drawn to their second rule:
(Paraphrased, so as to keep identity anonymous)

"Give me something more to go off of in your approach than a simple declaration of interest. Ideas, thoughts, characters, twists etc. Make your message stand out."

Immediately thinks, "Always impressed by those who practice what they preach,"

but replies anyway. Politely and with more than one line.

Doesn't hear back.

I don't understand some people!




Missing a couple of my on hiatus stories like crazy and have my fingers crossed that my partners will be able to return at some stage. On the postive side, am in the process of drafting an opener for the latest iteration of Internet Killers on E. I wonder if the same curse of real-life intervention will hit this one as it did the other two!
 
Struggling like hell to come up with an appropriate title for the new Iteration of Internet Killers; if anyone's got any suggestions feel free to throw them at me!

Also, have a new story in planning on E, so hopefully that work out, meaning I should have another full plate of stories again shortly, for the first time with the majority on E rather than BMR. Not that'll stop me bumping for more :)




Ever had that moment where you and your collaborator introduce a couple of minor characters, intended for no other purpose than to move along the plot or provide context, however, when you get to writing them, they seem to take on a life of their own?

My latest post to Adam and Eve, which I had a lot of fun composing. I'm not exactly the most emotional or empathetic person in the world in real-life, but I did feel the heartstrings being tugged at when writing this post (I do have a heart...I think!). I just feel for their pain and the damage caused by their upbringing.


Adam and Eve [/color]- (Quix and Aurelia)]

"I'm ready whenever you are, Adam."

As usual, they were on the same wavelength with the masks. "Yes, let's leave." Noting the assuredness in her voice, Adam realised that his sister might not only be referring to leaving the trailer but confirming that she was ready for it all. Genuinely prepared to face God in the final battle between Good and Evil where he and Evie were, and had always been, the Good.

He grasped her hand tightly when they exited. As Eve cried, Adam bit back tears of his own, however, despite the certainty that they'd never return to the only real sanctuary that he and Eve had ever known, he resisted the temptation to glance back and say his goodbyes. Petrified that in doing so, he'd turn into a pillar of salt.

With the first rays of the sun visible on the horizon and the storm abating, they skirted the muddy puddles left on the ground as best they could and walked to the store in mutually contemplative silence.

Adam was struck speechless when greeted by Betty, but thankfully Eve was able to muster up a response. Then, she too became lost for words. He glanced at his sister, swallowed a lump in his throat, pressed his palm to the small of her back and ushered her through the door Betty's husband opened after she'd invited them inside. Guilt almost overwhelmed him at the elderly woman's comment on them looking ready to leave town. How would the couple manage without his and Eve's help?

"Sssh, honey, let them tell us on their terms." Tall, stocky and blessed with handsomely craggy features, Jerry was a solemn man who seldom uttered more than a few words, but what he did say was always worth listening to. He patted his wife on the shoulder after they'd entered the store, and motioned for Adam and Eve to wait while he poured coffee.

Adam stood next to Eve, licking his lips and shuffling his feet. The wait seemed interminable, although it was only mere seconds before Jerry placed a steaming mug in his hand. Adam's trembling caused hot liquid to spill over the rim. "Calm down, boy, it's never as bad as it seems." Jerry squeezed his arm, placed Eve's coffee on a bench next to her and returned to his wife.

Mustering his courage, but unable to meet the curious gaze of the couple, Adam inhaled. Then it all spilled from his lips in a torrent. "I'm sorry, we have an important secret mission, and if we don't leave now, God's going to kill you all and destroy the whole town. I know we're leaving you shorthand in the store, but we have wages owing, that should cover any expenses." Pausing to catch his breath, and clutching onto his sister for support, his speech slowed when he went on. "I'm sorry we can't tell you more, but it's for the best. You've been like the proper Mother and Father to us that we never had, we love you so much."

After he'd finished, eyes watering and lip quivering, Adam dared to look directly at Jerry and Betty. The couple, sympathy writ on their faces, exchanged a glance before Jerry replied. "You know what Betty said when she first laid eyes on the two of you?" The man raised a brow, draped an arm over his wife's shoulders and drew her close. "She said you had an aura, that you were born to make a difference, but that you were also birds with broken wings. Wanting to soar, but too hurting inside to be able to fly."

Betty held back a sob as Jerry continued; the longest speech Adam had ever heard him make. "We've known this day would arrive, both dreading and hoping for it at the same time. We won't pry into who or what created the hurt, and we're not certain we want to know, but if this mission helps you to heal and allows you to soar, to realise your potential, you have no choice. Rest assured, we'll get by, and you're doing us no wrong. We love you as our own kin, don't we, honey?"

Wiping away tears that stained her cheeks with the back of a hand, Betty sniffled and forced a smile of agreement. Then she escaped Jerry's embrace, mastering the ability to put on a brave face that all strong women possess, to address Adam and Eve. "Have you eaten? I'll fix sandwiches and a thermos of coffee. You can't travel without sustenance." If she busied herself, she could avoid thinking about the hole that their absence would leave in her heart. Without awaiting a response she scurried from the room before her facade crumbled.

Jerry followed Bett's departure with an expression of concern that bespoke of his adoration for the woman, then pushed the door closed behind her and focused on the siblings. "She'll be okay. Now, this mission is dangerous?" His gaze bore into Adam.

Adam could only squeak out a yes, and almost crushed the bones in Eve's fingers by the force with which he clamped them.

"Well, then." The store owner slipped a set of keys from his pocket and walked across to open the wall safe. Jerry reached inside, past the cheque-books and previous day's takings, into its furthest depths. Metal clanked, and when he retracted his arm, he held a double-barrel sawn-off shotgun and a box of shells "Take this. Simply load, point and pull the trigger, it'll blow the head right off anyone within a twenty-foot radius. It can't be traced back to me, and don't place yourself in perilous situations on purpose, but don't be afraid to use it either. Anyone who did whatever they did to you two won't be a loss if they ain't no longer walking the Earth."

Adam shivered. Although remaining friendly and paternal, a subtle shift in Jerry's demeanour hinted at unrevealed secrets and concealed depths of experience. He understood the siblings completely.

"Hide it before Betty returns."

Tongue-tied again, Adam instinctively reached out to grasp the weapon, slung the canvas bag off his shoulders and fumbled to stuff it in under the clothes.

Jerry turned to Evie. "If you're looking for transport, the rust-bucket lying in the field outside still runs. It's not the most luxurious ride, but somehow I think that'd be the least of your concerns. Not registered neither, but a resourceful young lady could swap plates with a vehicle that is once she got down the highway a bit."



As for Jerry and Betty, the minor characters I mentioned above, damn-it, I'm love with those two already, and I kind of want to write a story about them in their young days, to flesh their characters our more and discover their history, how they got to where they are now.
 
Mr Quixotic said:
Ever had that moment where you and your collaborator introduce a couple of minor characters, intended for no other purpose than to move along the plot or provide context, however, when you get to writing them, they seem to take on a life of their own?

Nope, I've never done that, Quix. And I have never started an entirely new rp just to follow the story of a character I found appealing. Really cannot relate to this one bit.
 
Oh, of course not, you'd never understand!

Maybe I caught the bug from you?

Though, if so, I'm about 1,000 characters, and as many inter-related stories, behind!

The fun thing is, he feels so real to me as if I hadn't written him, but that he'd written himself, and I have this entire 'story-board' concept sitting in my head for the background that led to him being the man who exists in Adam and Eve. One of few words, and an outwardly amiable and gentle store-keeper, but possessed of an inner steel core, who'd battled his own demons and come out the other side carrying scars and secrets. With the indomitable Betty, potentially blessed with mystical abilities or the 'shine,' à la Stephen King, by his side the entire way. (Unlike me, I know, but even includes 'supernatural' type elements!)

Don't tell Aurelia, though, she might actually want to play it, and I couldn't handle the fast posting pace. Particularly when she's already talking about picking up Not So Snow White again to write simultaneously with Adam and Eve! Fortunately, Aurelia isn't some psycho, bunny-boiling stalker constantly checking up on me, so as long as you stay quiet, she won't know it's been mentioned
 
-Slides a PM to him before having seen this post-

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Aurelia said:
-Slides a PM to him before having seen this post-

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Damn-it, I was wrong. She is a psycho, bunny-boiling stalker!

And whilst you've been procastinating on that title banner, I've been searching far and wide for a theme song! Actually, a song I hadn't heard in ages came on the radio yesterday when driving home from work and I immediately thought, "shit, that'd be perfect for them!" Especially as the band itself is also named for your character.

Even the film clip, assuming a few subtle creative dialogue and contextual changes to the intro sequence - such as placing a rattan cane in the older guy's hands and having him spout bible verses, and adding in Eve alongside the boy, 'Adam', who rather than a rock star simply wants to be free of religious bullshit - is a good fit!

Enough hints. See if you can guess what it is before clicking the reveal, xD

Adam and Eve's Theme[/color]]

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmckWVPRaI[/video]
 
What?! I thought we agreed to go with adorable, grown-ass woman, cutie? What happened!?

Pffft! I'm never the one being lazy, who has been pulling this whole team, hm?! You know why I have such a time finding energy, it's cause my backs sore, cause I'm carrying the god damn team, Quix! xD

Also, I couldn't guess it for the life of me, though everything made sense soon as I saw the name. Which is perfect! I was thinking this song, but now they can just have two? (Plus I just love that band. xD)

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgT_mV1Pv5w[/video]
 
I sobered up, that's what happened! If it makes you feel any better, I'm happy to compromise on adorable, psychotic bunny-boiling stalker. (And did you call me cutie? Obviously I'm not the only one who's been drinking!)

Come on, you know I pull twenty-five hour shifts, eight days a week, whilst you have plenty of free time on your hands. If the situation was reversed, I'd do the same for you. Plus, doesn't it provide you with a sense of achievement?


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It would've been difficult to guess; even with your encyclopedic knowledge of every song in the Universe. Unsurprisingly, I'd never ever heard the one you posted before, but I like it. Let's go with both.



Latest iteration of Internet Killers is up and running on E, called The Evil Inside Us. Let's see if the same curse of real-life intervention hits this one as the first two.



And on the above note of working way too hard, this Wednesday is a National Holiday (Anzac Day) so I've booked off the Thursday and Friday, giving me a five day break! No idea why they ever changed from having all Holiday's on the next Monday, rather than how it is now with them taken the day they fall, as half the Country will be doing the same. Either today and tomorrow or the two day's after!
 
Today's one my favourite days of the year, ANZAC day, the first large-scale involvement in a military campaing for both Australia and New Zealand, and one that had a large impact on National Identity.

What does ANZAC stand for and Why Does It Mean So Much?[/color]]

Taken from here:

ANZAC stands for Australian and New Zealand Army Corps. The soldiers in those forces quickly became known as Anzacs, and the pride they took in that name endures to this day.

Why is this day special to Australians? (And New-Zealanders!)


When war broke out in 1914 Australia had been a federated nation for only 13 years, and its government was eager to establish a reputation among the nations of the world. When Britain declared war in August 1914 Australia was automatically placed on the side of the Commonwealth. In 1915 Australian and New Zealand soldiers formed part of the expedition that set out to capture the Gallipoli peninsula in order to open the Dardanelles to the allied navies. The ultimate objective was to capture Constantinople (now Istanbul), the capital of the Ottoman Empire, an ally of Germany.

The Australian and New Zealand forces landed on Gallipoli on 25 April, meeting fierce resistance from the Ottoman Turkish defenders. What had been planned as a bold stroke to knock Turkey out of the war quickly became a stalemate, and the campaign dragged on for eight months. At the end of 1915 the allied forces were evacuated from the peninsula, with both sides having suffered heavy casualties and endured great hardships. More than 8,000 Australian soldiers had died in the campaign. Gallipoli had a profound impact on Australians at home, and 25 April soon became the day on which Australians remembered the sacrifice of those who died in the war.

Although the Gallipoli campaign failed in its military objectives, the actions of Australian and New Zealand forces during the campaign left a powerful legacy. What became known as the “Anzac legend” became an important part of the identity of both nations, shaping the ways in which they viewed both their past and their future.


I usually post an ANZAC song on this today, and weill again, but this time something a littie different. Although Indigenous Australins weren't officially classed as citizens until 1967, they'd fought in all major war campains, including the Boer War, WW1 and WW2 before that. Not treated as equals by the Government, they were by their fellow soidiers and this moving piece higlights that dichotomy and the debt of gratitude owed to our Indigenous people.

On Every Anzac Day[/color]]

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXLL42oCFPI[/video]


The day starts off with Dawn Services, and ends up with two being played in virtually every pub, club and licenced establishment in the Country. A gambling game historically played by the Troop's that's only legal (except in Casino's) on this one day of the year between midday and six pm.

The video below isn't the most exciting, but gives an idea. Anyone who comes to Aussie needs to experience it for themselves!


Two-Up[/color]]

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEmtejm9qHs[/video]
 
Anyone ever seen the movie Groundhog Day with Bill Murray? The one where, everytime he wakes up, it's the same day, over and over again?

Honestly, that's how I feel when reading through the Female Request section, or seeing a new member join, then going to their request thread.


"I only play submissive females."

Closes thread, opens next.

"Your male character dominates my female character."

Closes thread, opens next.

"Your male character seduces my female character."

Closes thread, opens next.

"Your male character rapes my female character."

Closes thread, opens next and sees the alternate version.

"Your male character rapes my character to multiple orgasms, so instead of calling it rape, let's called it forced pleasure.

Closes thread, opens next.

"Your male character does everything in his power to get my reluctant female character to sleep with him."

Closes thread, opens next.

"Your male character turns my female character into a sex slave."

Closes thread, opens next,

"Your male character obsessively stalks my female character."

Closes thread, opens next.

"Your male character does shit to my female character for no goddamn reason at all. He's male; that's his job!" (Do we really want to go there; if so, can we leave that until after you've ironed my shirts, served dinner and vacuumed the floors?)

Ad nauseum.

Am I the only one to notice that the vast majority of plots requested/created in the females seeking area are written from the male perspective and his agency, never that of their own character?

"Your character wants this, your character wants that, he does this, he does that, he makes this happen, he makes that happen."

How often do you ever see a plot in that section - as opposed to what you do find in the males seeking section - in the vein of ''my character wants; my character makes this happen,' or where their lead (the term 'lead' applied generously) takes on any of the responsibilities of the above or is any possession of independent goals or motives? The exception, of course, being when they're only used as a shallow plot device to have her 'agency' overturned and the once 'independent' female turned into a pathetic, drooling, submissive bimbo-slut by the second post.

The only positive I can take heart from is that eventually Bill Murray managed to escape Groundhog Day!

I mean we are adult human fucking beings graced with the capacity for independent thought and regardless of sex, gender or orientation should all be capable of both wanting and acting for ourselves. And be able to portray characters who can do so as well.




On a more positive note, I've been trying to the below under wraps but can't any longer!

A few months ago, I started work on a novel. After completing the final draft of the manuscript in no time at all, I fired it off to a couple of Publisher's the week before last.

It resulted in a furious bidding war, where I've now been offered a three million dollar advance. What's more, separately from that, two of Hollywood's biggest-name film producers fell over themselves to purchase the movie rights.

Next Thursday one is flying out to negotiate in person and also wants me to star in the film. With the male protagonist being a chiseled, bronzed Aussie Hunk who makes Chris Hemsworth look like a cross between Quasimodo and the Elephant man in comparison - an obvious self-insert, or so a plethora of annoyingly fawning, unattractive, not-up-to-my-high-standards women tell me - , it only makes sense. Margot Robbie's signed on to play the blonde-bombshell female lead.

The upcoming visit is slightly bad timing, what with Better Homes and Gardens due that same day to photograph my house for their "World's Most Aesthetically Pleasing Residences," edition and me also needing to fulfill the obligations of a Calvin Klein underwear modelling contract whilst simultaneously updating my, "How Not To Let Vanity Get In The Way Of Remaining A Perfect Specimen Of Humanity" blog, but what can I do?

Unfortunately, having signed a non-disclosure agreement, I can't provide further details. Just watch out for a New York Times Bestseller and Oscar Winning Hollywood Blockbuster coming soon to book-stores and cinemas near you!
 
It's been brought to my attention again that some people might not/don't appreciate my RT, and possibly even find it 'offensive'. I'll accept and offer a mea culpa for having used a thread title the other day that was, in hindsight, a little too aggressive.

However, what many people don't see, or realise, is the positivity that request thread - deliberately written in a satirical, over-the-top hyperbolic vein and in good humour - also creates.

To that end, the below are all direct, unsolicited comments I've received from various members over time.


"It can be hard to find quality characters, I can imagine even moreso with female 'submissives' who are nothing but a sack of potatoes to drag around............ I just wanted to drop a line, tell you I enjoyed the wit and scathing sarcasm in your post."

"I am dying at your thread titles every time they're changed to something new. What's equally amusing (if not more) is the style in which you wrote the threads. It strikes the perfect balance between lighthearted fun and dripping sarcasm, and the whole "endangered species" and "individuality" titles are the icing on the cake. Keep on doing you"

"Your request thread had me nearly busting a gut at some points. Your level of smart-assed and yet entirely honest sarcasm was amazing. Given everything that I read in it, you are definitely an excellent writer and you are not demanding too much in the slightest, and anyone who says otherwise is most likely a jackass."

"As you have said, you should be shot and stuffed for even uttering your request, but it is the truth, and we need more writers like you. In a roleplay, there are two parts, and neither one should do all the work, I have found that the story goes stale if that happens. I simply wanted to let you know, I enjoyed it immensely."

"MY OH MY How I LOVE to read your 'Lit Male Searching' thread with the blinding red disclaimer included! So precise! I've got to hand it to you Mr. Q, you surely know what you want and aren't afraid to ask for it! (Hey wait, I think I read that in there somewhere!) Anyway, more kudos for you! I simply can't help myself!"

"I saw your thread in the male request section and I have to message you and let you know it made me laugh. Also I know exactly how you feel, I used to be able to play female characters but after years of roleplaying and dealing with Mary Sues that were other female characters I have lost the inspiration to make female characters. The kicker? I'M A WOMAN! How fucked up is that?"

"Your request thread just screamed at me to be offended. I don't know why, maybe it's the pathetic fascist femi-nazi crap that I read all day that makes me want to smash my skull in with a hammer, but regardless before I hit the "back" button to simply disregard your request thread and continue on my search. I came to the realization that I agreed with you and that your honesty was really what was offending me. Personally I have grown to not say or do something that could potentially offend anyone, it's rude. But if you are being honest and stating facts, how is that rude?"

"I just wanted to let you know that your provocative posts have influenced my own writing. I used to basically write ice queens, who put up with sex instead of enjoying it. I think the reason is related to why submissive fantasies are so prevalent among women: "he made me do it" is easier to own up to than "I loved it". So I used to be really uncomfortable about writing my characters as being turned on or really even enjoying sex, and I think it made my writing seem inauthentic as a result. I've tried to break out of that recently and it feels a bit better and more real – as though I'm putting more of myself in my writing. And your strident request posts were a contributing factor to that, so I just wanted to say thanks."

"Well I'll be damned. Your thread/post, or whatever it's called entertained me greatly. Though I feel as though I should be offended. It's as if my instincts are calling out to me to defend my fellow species. That women aren't all mindless drones, but I jest. Your post oozes with sarcasm, and even someone as gullible as I could notice, actually, scratch that, feel it ... In any case, I wish you the best of luck in finding the "one" the dying breed of independent women."

"I just wanted to applaud your scathing wit and sarcasm........I've never understood the idea that a character can have the personality of a doormat, without desires or aspirations, and I thought your dissection and mockery of such a culture was wonderful."

"You have quite the stinging wit and it makes for some entertaining posts and titles. The samples are a great read, too. Nice to see someone else with a passion for writing. Enjoy your day!"

"Just wanted to say i enjoy your thread when ever it pops up. Something i noticed you probably get a lot. But it does make me consider how i play and for a lot of people i think thats a good thing. So i think you help to increase the overall quality of diversity around here. That said as someone whose main language is not english you do seem rather intimidating. But maybe thats a good thing?"

"Came across your request thread about female characters with substance, and just had to ask...

How many angry pms do you get because of it?.......

I did want to thank you. For the laugh."

"Hey there. I just read your request thread for the hell of it and couldn't stop laughing! Thanks for lifting my spirits today."

"I'm not necessarily here for a RP (I'd be interested but I dont think my character would interest you) but I saw your search thread and wanted to say well done. You may see it as smartass sarcasm but I think what you had to say is true and important."

"Sooooorry. I HAD to. Your request thread is pure gold. I had to laugh reading it. At the moment Im here for the smut only, my life is really hectic and I really just want to enjoy some quick, naughty fun, but... I had to tell you I really like your sarcasm. I can see the frustration with this place even though it's only my third day on here."

"I just wanted to pop by and say that your post made me giggle. I saw the title and absolutely had to open it. I'm a female, but I typically play both sides of the dance card, so I've had endless amounts of painful character builds with girls who don't really want a RP partner, just someone wiling to parrot Edward Cullen quotes back at them.........I do hope to see you around though. Or rather, more entertaining titles and posts. Keep doing what you do!"

"To start, your spiels about the necessity of some non-submissive, independent-minded female characters are godly. Perhaps slightly forceful for those who continue to peddle the tired sexist stereotypes, but rife with truth and commentary that I'm definitely agreeing with."

"Your sarcasm was as refreshing as it was hilariously enjoyable. However, I understand the frustration behind it."

"First, it would be remiss for me not to note that your thread is just the slightest bit intimidating. However, twas far more interesting and intriguing, and I would be remiss to not admit the sarcasm and biting wit was as amusing and impressive as it was intimidating."


I haven't posted these to feed my ego, but simply to provide another perspective. Just because some people don't appreciate, or take issue with, something, it should not be asssumed that everyone else (or a majority) shares that viewpoint. Where one individual sees a negative another will find a positive that makes their day or provides a laugh, and knowing I've managed to do that for someone makes mine.

I'll leave off with Australian comedian, Steve Hughes!


[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceS_jkKjIgo[/video]
 
I just read a shocking article about a study that's changed my entire opinion on one of my treasured childhood memories!

A study shows there is blatant sexism in the Mr Men and Little Miss series[/b]]
Article found here:

THE much loved Mr Men and Little Miss book series by British author Roger Hargreaves sits on countless bookshelves around the world.

Despite their popularity with children, a new study has found the Little Miss characters have to be “saved” in the stories more than half the time, while the Mr Mens only need saving less than a third of the time.

Plus the male characters also get more to say in the books as they’re given on average 12 extra words.

The study also claimed that Hargreaves’ simple tales even play to gender stereotypes with some of the characters, such as Little Miss Bossy.

It cites examples of “stereotypical” passages including “She managed to find herself the perfect job. She now works for Mr Lazy! She cooks and cleans for him” and “I know what that naughty little lady needs”.

The study by the University of Lincoln was presented at the British Psychological Society’s annual conference in Nottingham, according to the Daily Mail.

The findings are based on 47 Mr Men and 34 Little Miss books from 1971 to 2014.

It concludes: “Generally female characters were more passive, had less direct speech and relied on being saved more than male characters.”

Researcher Madeleine Pownall examined the direct speech of characters in the books and found that females were given an average of 53.5 words per story, while males had 61.5.

She also discovered that as the stories progressed the Little Misses were saved by another character in 51.5 per cent of cases, compared with 32.6 per cent for the Mr Men.

The series which started with Mr Tickle in 1971 is aimed at children aged two and older.

The Little Miss books followed a decade later.

This article originally appeared in The Sun and has been republished here with permission.

I mean, what the fuck sort of message is Roger Hargreaves sending to boys (and girls!) about masculinity when 32.6% of male characters need to be saved? No wonder this planet is going to hell in a handbasket!




On another note, my Western story, which had on hold for a while, is back up and running on E. I've missed writing Jeremiah Pickett, the manipulative charlatan! A post I had a lot of fun composing.

The Chaperone[/color] - Quix and Bunny]

Pickett's expression beamed brighter with Mirella's compliment. Even though the man believed not a word of what he'd recited, nor in the very existence of the Lord himself, he always experienced a rush of adrenaline when performing for an audience. Even if only of one. "I'm glad you enjoyed, and if it was enough to please Vitrella, it must have been fine indeed."

With the horses having travelled the same path, in the opposite direction, only a few weeks previously, they contentedly galloped along without the need for encouragement, and he shot Vitrella a conspiratorial wink. If she noticed his gaze move over her womanly assets, he wasn't aware. Even dressed in less feminine attire, she'd need to become accustomed to lascivious glances and comments out in the wild. A place where the menfolk weren't as subtle or civilised as they were in Garden City, and where Mirella's looks wouldn't earn respect and chivalry, but bitterness, envy and a desire to put her in her rightful place. The young woman was out of her element. Fortunately, she had Jeremiah to protect and teach her.

That consideration elicited a twinkle in his eyes as she removed the hat and allowed her gorgeous tresses free reign in the sun. Pickett dragged his gaze away from the sight and appraised their surroundings. "That is true. Men cannot stand isolation for long, and I've seen it cause some to froth at the mouth and go stark-raving mad." He turned back to her, the sombre expression turning into a laugh at her next comment. "Talk my ear off? I'm sure you can if you've learnt anything from your Aunt." He lifted a finger teasingly to his lips. "Keep that comment between you and I when we send the telegraph."

He'd noted the hesitance and concern in her voice when he'd mentioned the purchase of new clothing and potential of needing to leave the coach but was glad she hadn't questioned or argued the point. Instead, she surprised him with the change the subject, and the question caught him off guard. Jeremiah pursed his lips and paused to unbutton his jacket and shrug out of it as he contemplated how to answer. He tossed it on the seat between them, and rolled up the sleeves of his white shirt, displaying forearms that were much like his hands. Strong and sinewy, those of a working man.

"Annie, her name was." He met Mirella's gaze and, as he'd done when speaking to Vitrella about his Father, changed his tone to suit the solemn occasion. "I was twenty-one, and she was eighteen. Her parents were members of my Papa's church, and Annie was the light of my life." The Pastor's eyes glistened with tears, and his voice shook. After taking a deep breath, he continued. "We were to be married, but she died of tuberculosis a month before the wedding. I'll never again love a woman as I did Annie."

In another reality, Pickett could have been a world-renowned stage actor. He reached for Mirella's hand and squeezed it as his eyes roamed her face; seeking understanding for his forthcoming revelation. "To stave off that loneliness and despair, a man needs female company. As we're travelling together for an extended period, it's only fair that I make you aware that I am no different. That I avail myself of the services of women, that I seek out the pleasures of the flesh."

Maintaining eye contact, Jeremiah forced a smile. "I hope that doesn't change your opinion of me. If there's one matter that the Lord and I will ever disagree on it's that an act which provides so much solace and allows me to sustain the emotional strength to continue His work, could in any way be bad." Best to prepare her in advance, with some justification, rather than risk the woman's shocked ire and loathing by being unexpectedly caught stumbling drunk from a whorehouse. "Do you understand what I mean Mirella; have you ever given in to temptation?" In for a penny, in for a pound, thought Pickett.
 
It appears one of my long-term partners may not be able to return to writing. Whilst, from a point of view, I will feel the loss and wish it didn't have to be so, as I replied and will tell any partner or friend, real-life does and always should come first.

If that is the case, I'll simply be thankful that we've been able to work together as long as we have. An extremely talented writer, she's spoiled me over the past four years by her portrayal of women who epitomise the traits I'm intellectually drawn to. Each character she writes, though distinct in their own right, hits that perfect sweet spot; from their spirited personalities through to their innate sensuality; for me as a co-writer in such a fundamentally natural and unforced way that is difficult to express in words and impossible to replicate by design.

I'll keep my fingers crossed that it isn't the end, and our story, which itself has been going for more than three years, will remain forever open. As will my PM box.

Although you may or may not log and read this, I just wanted to give you a public shout-out, xD Thank you, I've enjoyed and appreciated every second of our writing partnership, both IC and OoC! (And yep, deliberately ended off with it framed in the present rather than past tense, xD).




Whist on shout-outs, thank you to other partners and friends who've offered me unsolicited support and encouragement the past few days. Brutally honest when needs be, and willing to give me a slap around the head if you think it's deserved, I also know you guys will be the first to offer to join me the trenches, too, if you believe that's the right thing to do. You are all awesome, xD



On another note, posted a separate 'Light Plot' and 'Dark Plot' thread on E within a minute of each other the other day. Unsurprisingly, perhaps, the dark plot thread has received about thrice as many views. So, have two more dark-themed stories in the works, including one for a concept I've long struggled to find a compatible partner for; Hypothetical.

Which is brilliant. but damn, although I have one on E already that I adore, I'm now in need of another more light-hearted and 'fun' consensual scenario to keep the scales in balance a little. Of anything, they can often be the hardest to garner interest in!!
 
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