Proposal Game (Propose to the person above you)

[Snazzy Trinket]

I hear in south they don't care if you get married to you're bother... What do ya say?

 

[TheyDontKnowIBurn]

*gets down on one knee* Trinket... I haven't known you very long... Well, at all really, but that's just a technicality... Anyhow... *sniffles* I promised myself I wasn't gonna cry... *snifflesniffeldeepbreath* Anyway... What I'm trying to say is... *sob* I... I love... *sobsob* I love pie! Marry me and we'll make many lovely pies together! *opens box to reveal vending machine ring*

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Tears are so hawt. Wanna cry for me forever?

 

[TheyDontKnowIBurn]

Depends. Are we bottling said tears and selling them on ebay? Because that's how I earned the money to buy this ring. *pulls out cheapo ring* And with this ring, I do thee wed. So marry me?

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

Delicious tears. <3

I mean, marry me and I won't make you cry?​

 

[TheyDontKnowIBurn]

I have a pretty shiny new hat for you if you marry me. So whaddya say? It's a little unorthodox, but instead of an engagement ring, I'll go with an engagement hat in your choice of style.

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

If you marry me I will give you a pony.

Who doesn't want a pony?

 

[TheyDontKnowIBurn]

No ponies, please. However, you will marry me. Know why? Because. I have your (insert valued item here). If you ever want your (insert valued item here) back, then you'll show up at the nearest church with an ordained priest. I'll be the one in a little black dress, and my dad'll be the one with a shotgun. Try not to be late. But don't worry, because if you are late, you're not the only one who's late. (Bonus points if you know where that comment came from.)

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

No ponies, please. However, you will marry me. Know why? Because. I have your (insert valued item here). If you ever want your (insert valued item here) back, then you'll show up at the nearest church with an ordained priest. I'll be the one in a little black dress, and my dad'll be the one with a shotgun. Try not to be late. But don't worry, because if you are late, you're not the only one who's late. (Bonus points if you know where that comment came from.)

Jeff Dunham. :3

Now..seeing you with curlers in your hair and leaning up against the ferris wheel...making it tilt. It's a gorgeous sight. Marry me?​

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

There's no wedding like a redneck wedding. There'll be fried pork, steak and Coors Lite at the reception. We'll go down the isle in a raised Ford Ranger that hasn't met emissions standards for thirty years. I'll even wear my best Carhartts and a nice camouflage vest while I walk you down the isle. Be my trailer park honey forever?

 

[Snazzy Trinket]

Your personality is shit but you got a pretty face on ya. One out of two aint bad. Marry me? Not like I expect ya to talk much anyhow... you can cook right?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

I'll sow your lips shut so no one can ever hear your pretty, pretty voice again. Be mine forever?

 

[Snazzy Trinket]

That one was oddly creepy and seeing as I find you to be rather serious in this proposal and or threat upon my well being I must accept. Be mine?

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

Marry me. <3 There are no other options, hence the period at the end of my first sentence.​

 

[Snazzy Trinket]

Well, I could come up with some horribly cliched way of saying this but we both know in the end it really dosen't matter. So marry me?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

You remember when we were out partying, havin' a good time and then you passed out? Well let's just say I made a deposit in a turkey baster and artificially inseminated you on the cheap. Shouldn't our new Snazzy-Zombies baby avoid the shame that is being a bastard?

 

[TakodaVega]

You and me baby ain't nothing but Mammals so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery channel~ Naked and in a VOODOO RITUAL~

 

[Silver117]

Marry me! or I shall take your soul. :twisted:

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

-takes the soul- Mine. <3 btws, you're marrying me.​

 

[TakodaVega]

*Takes hat* I will give it back on the agreement you will marry me~

 

[TheyDontKnowIBurn]

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. Oh. Wait. MARRRRRRRRRY ME! There we go. I even have someone prepared to choreograph the honeymOOn.

 

[Broomhandle45]

I know what you're thinking, wood and fire is such a deadly combination. But the burn feels oh so good. Marry me. LET US MAKE FLAMING BROOM CHILDREN.

 

[TheyDontKnowIBurn]

If it's burning, I'd have a doctor look at it. And if it feels good that it burns I'd have a shrink check that. Just so happens that I'm a self ordained doctor/shrink/priest. Where does the last come in, you ask? If you let me marry us, then you get the other to services for free. So marry me?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Badass hair. Let's get married.

 

[Red]

-kidnaps you and pulls out all your inner guts and turns your dead body into a lovely puppet-
Let me pull your strings forever and ever~ ​