Proposal Game (Propose to the person above you)

[TheyDontKnowIBurn]

My life is also ridiculousness and mildly neurotic. With our powers combined we could channel our ridiculousness into our own sitcom. So let's get hitched and make this properly cliche.

*Pins and rapes* It's love at first fuck. Marry me, bitch!! *RAWR*

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

-tranquilizers- Well, this will do.​

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

You wanna be my hundredth problem?

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

You wanna be my hundredth problem?

How many licks will it take to get to the center of your lollipop?

Btws, marry me?​

 

[darkangel76]

How many licks will it take to get to the center of your lollipop?

Btws, marry me?​

*humps and loves on*
Marry me?

 

[Guro]

I know you were expecting 40 virgins but how about just one? Marry me.

 

[darkangel76]

*quietly comes up behind you, places arms about you, gives you a peck on the cheek*
Marry me?

 

[Nihilistic_Impact]

-clubs and drags back home to mother-

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

*lassoes*

Ah-ha! Yer mine, lil missy. You an' me gon' get hitched now, ya hear?

 

[darkangel76]

*tacklepounces, pins*
We're getting married. Like it.

 

[Snazzy Trinket]

Marriage is what squares to do to have bobbies. Let's just strip and have while mid after noon on top of the sheets sex in our socks. Well worry about the paper work when we figure out how to read that test. Yeah?

 

[Ecchi Kunoichi]

-grabs, carries off- Hey, marry me, now!

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

-blindfolds and marches to the chapel- Me and you, we're getting married.​

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Let's cut the bullshit. If we get married our tax bracket raises to 22 thousand dollars and we can never be legally compelled to testify against each other in court; Hahvy/ZG drug smuggling duo for life?

 

[darkangel76]

Wanna make me your sugar mama? You. Me. Married!

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

-Makes Dinner- <3 There's a ring in there somewhere. Don't choke.​

 

[TheyDontKnowIBurn]

-Makes Dinner- <3 There's a ring in there somewhere. Don't choke.​

Marry me. *shrugs* Ahhh, right, the ring... It's in my pants. You have to find it.

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

You'll never guess where I hid the ring, darling.

 

[Ilovegoatse]

The ring contains the antidote for the neurotoxin I put in the champagne.

I put the ring in the garbage disposal.

Good luck. If you survive, you are good enough to carry my seed in your belly.

 

[Snazzy Trinket]

*Clonks over the head with large club and drags back to cave." Ma woman.

 

[darkangel76]

*ties you down and sits on your chest*
Mmm... nice. Your mine! And I say we're gettin' married!

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Ya got good teeth 'n purty lips... Birthin' hips, check... Lustrous hair, check...

Ya look good fer breedin'. Wants ta git hitched?

 

[Snazzy Trinket]

My mind says run like hell but the shot gun says were getting married.

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Okay, so this bomb I have strapped to my chest? It's going to go off unless you marry me. No joke. Marriage or death?

 

[TakodaVega]

Will you Marry me if we have a Zombie wedding~? I promise to bring the shotguns~