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" ok then, I won't doubt your plan then, just go ahead and do whatever you can, as long as your right on this." He whispered back with a nod. Danny glanced back at them and gave a quiet sigh, waiting for bel to do something.
 
Bel chuckled. "Of course I'm right. If I weren't could we abuse forum meta-chronology by having a conversation outside the normal flow of time, in between the girls' responses? We are straight power-gaming up in this bitch, knocking down all the fourth walls." He paused to deliver a comical series of jabs to an imaginary wall that represented the ability of his character to act outside the boundaries of traditional consciousness in a fictional environment. "Now watch, we just take our places again and time will roll on without either girl realizing what we've been saying." Bel resumed the pose he'd been in when the fourth wall had unexpectedly shattered, the shallow bow and raised eyebrow he'd maintained as he propositioned Ophelia and Chris.
 
Walking through the halls, Alistair's eyes narrowed as he felt a ripple in the environment, senses firing as he frowned. "Something's off. There's a disturbance in the air...." His destination then changed, to find whomever had done this, him unknowingly picking up on Bel shattering the fourth wall, a violation of reality that would not be permitted by him. His pace picked up as he honed in on the interloper, soon arriving in the quad, where he spotted Bel, Chris, Ophelia,m and Danny. "Of course. I should have known,' he muttered to himself as he approached. "You really shouldn't toy with the fabric of reality," he said as he came to a stop near Bel, arms folded. "You might break it, and then I'd have to correct your stupidity."
 
Behemocoatl stopped and glared at the interloper. "Really?" he said, utterly bemused. "Well then I'm glad we've got a big strong plot device hanging around, just in case. I do hope you brought the Dubious Resolution Artifact with you, I'd hate it if we had to draft an unlikely band of extremely photogenic yet somehow marginalized group of youngsters together to go on a side quest to retrieve that thing. Especially since the black guy would end up dying no matter what. And you never know if he's just going to perpetuate the painful television stereotype or if he's going to be the other stereotype that's less over the top but still so heavy handed that you can barely watch it, but he's still gonna die first and then most of the others die except for the one smoking hot chick, even though the stunt coordinator did a crap job teaching her how to fight and the stunt guys have to sit there shifting their weight back and forth so it looks like they're fighting when they're really just rolling their eyes and waiting for her to wake up and hit them." Bel stopped for a minute, realizing he'd gone on quite a rant in a nonlinear timescale. "Anyway, I'm sure you've got the deus ex machina bit covered, so all this?" He gestured around at the world that looked suspiciously like a paused video game, all the NPC's fidgeting in their idle animations. "We got this."
 
Alistair waited with folded arms as Bel went on his rant, the ripple of reality obviously affecting him more than he'd thought. "are you done,' he asked when he seemed to be finished. "I don't know half of what you were taking about, but I do know that I have been extensively trained in the use of my abilities, and I almost certainly have a more natural talent in that regard." Maybe he was bragging, but considering social status and breeding, it was also probably true. a strong demon lord didn't stay lord for very long, and his father raised him well to eventually take his place.
 
"That was exactly the point I was making," Bel said, feeling strangely as though the brevity of his statement could be considered offensive in this meta-reality.
 
"Well, obviously nothing is happening," Bel said. "I think we just spent a few posts explaining the dilated timescale that exists due to the forum meta. And for the record," Bel said, turning to Alistair. "Uhm...for the record. You know, I don't even know where I was going like that. We might be here a while though, since we're kind of stuck until the girls answer and we can go get freaky in the grotto, which I'm certain the school has."
 
Sakura's voice rings through the break of time and space. "Bel stop messing with the fabric of the forum. So many rules and laws of physics and reality are being broken right now that God himself is contemplating all of our demises so as to restore the space time continuum."
 
"Le sigh," Bel le sighed. "I suppose if professor curmudgeon says it must be so, then by needs I must relent." Taking a few steps over to one side, Bel reached down and grabbed the fourth wall, hoisting it back up and into place before striding over to where he'd been standing moments earlier. Time resumed its normal flow and the world was normal once more. Except now everyone had a banana peel on their heads. "Sorry," Bel said, swiping his off immediately. "I swear this has never happened before."
 
As things went back to normal (Finally), Alistair unfolded his arms, lightening up some, though he didn't accept the explanation that this had never happened before. Somehow, he didn't feel like trusting Bel in his words, but he didn't push it. He removed the banana peel with aristocratic composure and sighed. "Well then. Since everything is back to normal, I'll be off." There was no point in sticking around, and even if he was invited to join in he preferred more privacy as it was.
 
Danny removed his with a raised eyebrow. "Well that made things pretty awkward." He said kicking the ground a bit with his hands in his pockets. He leaned over to whisper to bel, " even if your plan does work then which girl am I taking." He asked with a smirk.
 
Bel shrugged. "Fucked if I know. These girls might not even really be here anymore, and elaborating on that is likely to draw down the wrath of professor sour-puss since I'll have to break the fourth wall again. Let's see...I know this other girl, but she's a little weird and I think she might also be a dude right now. Which is also weird. But, you know, with a penis."
 
Feeling a summons for his voice presence again Sakura intervenes yet again. "Your still breaking the fourth wall and manipulating the fallacies of the forum time line. Keep this up and I'll knock you out of the walls and kill you in offering to god to save the rest of us."
 
"Hmm well does she even look cute or anything?" He asked laughing, " maybe we should just find her just for the hell of it , and I doubt those other two girls were even interested."
 
Hearing Sakura's voice cut through the air, Bel had to chuckle. "Go figure, he complains about ,e manipulating the timeline after the timeline is already fixed. Sort of. These two girls are still just standing here with bananas on their heads but that's really no longer my fault."

"What's not your fault?" Kay asked, walking up and taking a bite of a banana, which was strangely missing its peel. She'd managed to get herself all cleaned up from her freaky devil snuggles with Malene earlier, though her erection still pitched an itty bitty tent in the front of her skirt.

"Oh, fourth wall hijinks mostly. You, uh, happy to see us?"

"Oh this?" She poked the tip of the tent with a finger, leaving a damp spot on the fabric of her skirt. "No, it's just been like that all afternoon."

"Right about now is when you should see a medical professional."

"I'd rather just make use of it, ya know?" Truth be told, she was getting a bit sore after her absurd sexcapades. She turned to the girls. "Oh hi Chris!" she said, waving excitedly. Then she waved more slowly, and then bent over to one side and waved right in front of Chris's face. "What's up with these two?"

"Fourth wall forum time dilation."

"That makes total sense. Hi, I'm Kay!" She extended her hand to Danny, the one that wasn't holding a banana.
 
Danny watched as a girl walked up to him, introducing herself to him. "Hmm maybe this is the one bel was talking about." He thought to himself. Danny reached over to shake her hand, " cool, my names Danny." He replied with a nod and a smile glancing at bel.
 
"Hi Danny," Kay said. She glanced back at the two girls who seemed totally oblivious to the world around them. "You know, I kinda came over to see if Chris wanted to play, you know, on account of my boy parts and everything." She gestured down to her adorable member, and then shrugged. "Think she'd be angry if I did it with her while she's all frozen and stuff? Is that rude or is that, like, a thing?"
 
Alistair glanced over at the new arrival, ignoring all talk about stuff that was over, done with, and shouldn't be mentioned again. "Hello Kay," he said with a raised eyebrow, noting the fact that she seemed to have picked up some...extra baggage somewhere. "I would have to say that doing it with a frozen person is unacceptable, but I am sure that Bel would be fine with it, considering his social status and upbringing." He could care less if Bel was insulted, since he was fairly certain there was nothing the demon could do to him as it stood.
 
Bel shrugged. "That is exactly the sort of thing I'd do, yeah."

"Okay," Kay said, mildly disappointed. She couldn't exactly see what the big deal was, but if everyone said it was bad then she should probably let it go. She wrote out a little message on a post-it note and tucked it into Chris's cleavage, to the tune of 'please let me know if you want to have my adorable demon babies'. "So, umm, why is everyone just standing around here again? Was there some kind of a plan?"

"Oh, we were going to get laid but the girls froze," Bel said. "Err...so, you're a boy right now?"

Kay gave her apple-sized breasts an experimental squeeze. "Kind of. Not really sure what this counts as, but my vagina wandered off and I got this neat little penis-thingy instead. It squirts and everything!"

"That's...lovely."
 
"Ok bel, I do have to tell you that Kay is cute but now that she just mentioned that then I'll pass." He said glancing at her with then back to him. " why isn't there any normal angel or demon girls here." Danny added with a facepalm. "I guess you can have fun with that kay."
 
Ophelia merely stood behind the demoness, tugging on her sleeve. Chris shrugs and turns away, taking the angel girl with her. As they walked, most of the other students merely stared. Chris was a tall, power eminating demon and she was just escorting the smaller, angelic female. Chris didn't mind, although, the corrupted innocence that came from the angel was nothing less of intoxicating. She controlled herself, taking her away from whomever that demon was before. Ophelia was a tad upset that she didn't get to play with her partner but she didn't show it, staying more focused on her studies.

( I always think of this being Chris's theme song. I should elaborate on her character more. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMeWTcPOLGg )
 
"Well, that was an anti-climax," Bel mumbled.

"Yeah," Kay echoed. "I wonder if she'll like my note." She crossed her fingers and may or may not have bounced up and down like an excited corgi.

"So, Danny," Bel said. "There really aren't any normal anythings here. Pretty much everyone in this school is some kind of crazy, which tends to make things pretty fun. If you were expecting something different, you might have chosen the wrong school." Now, where was that grotto?
 
"Well your plan failed miserably." He said crossing his arms and glaring at bel. " I thought you said It was gonna be easy or something." Danny facepalmed again and glanced around boredly.
 
"Not my fault that the ratio is so badly messed up in this school. I mostly end up banging the NPCs all day and pissing off the teachers while all the other male students mill about and pretend to be awesome." He shrugged, patted Danny on the back and walked off. "Well I did my part. I'm gonna get a taco and eat it in the grotto." He sauntered across the quad to the taco stand and procured a macho taco supremo mas guapo con frijoles magnifico.

Kay finished her banana. "Yeah, this school is kinda short on girls. Not really sure what I'm gonna do now that, ya know." She gestured downwards. "I need to figure out how to switch back or else figure out if I'm bisexual real quick."
 
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