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Guilty or Not Guilty

Guilty; I'm a career criminal in this regard.

Have you ever awakened (or been awakened) in a state of being coupled? If "guilty" please describe....

* Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go; more later, I gua-ran-tee! *
 
LOL.. Don't let them work ya too hard!

Hmmm...I think "not guilty". How sad is that?

Have you ever woke up in someone's bed and didn't know how you got there?
 
...a couple of what? :p j/k

Not guilty..I've never been with more than one partner at any time.

Have you ever had sex at the workplace?
 
Guilty! I did do that once and I was horrified....still am! >_>


Have you ever thought about how much fun it would to be a porn star?
 
Guilty *sighs*


Have you ever masturbated to someone's avatar picture here on Blue Moon? lmao
 
Haha! You forgot to ask your question... :p


Have you ever pinched someone's ass in a crowded room/elevator?
 
Guilty

Did you ever slap someone's rump and then realize they weren't who you thought they were?
 
LOL... not guilty, but I've seen someone ELSE do that....hilariously funny!


Have you ever literally kissed someone's butt after they told you to? :p
 
Guilty - Just to have a very close call as they farted just as i pulled away.. *throws up* Lol

Did you ever 'Do it behind the bike sheds'
 
Not guilty (I don't even own a bike) :p


Have you ever ate the cream center from the Oreo Cookie..and then threw the cookie away?
 
Camille said:
Not guilty (I don't even own a bike) :p


Have you ever ate the cream center from the Oreo Cookie..and then threw the cookie away?

Not guilty, id rather eat the cookie than the cream

Ever used food in the bedroom?
 
Guilty. I've used fresh strawberries and whipped topping.


Have you ever been kissed while blind folded?
 
Not guilty. (I only WISH I could meet Jon Bonjovi! :p )


Have you ever masturbated to this song?

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1lytua2dh4[/video]
 
Not guilty... >_>


Have you ever bitten someone in the heat of passion and left a full set of teeth prints on their skin? (If so....where?) :p
 
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