The ^ < v Game. (Three steps to wasting hours of your life)

^ Takes by the hand and leads to her bedroom (along with the RediWhip can....)

< Has so many naughty thoughts that she is quivering in anticipation

V Hopefully isn't allergic to whipped cream? *Winks!*
 
^ Knows there are seven anal beads in a standard set.

< Could suck half a can of RediWip out of her - and if it took more than one "inflation", so much the better!

v Thinks we're all hopeless perverts here - but where there's life, there IS hope!
 
^ Is more knowledgeable about anal beads than I would have imagined! Heh!

< Now has her looking at the following sites:

http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/anal-sex-toys/anal-beads-c-1432.aspx?sc=SEMGLANA&cm_mmc=GGL-_-%5BADL%5D+Toys+%2D+Anal+%2D+%28KWs%29+%2D+%28EXACT%29-_-Anal+Beads+%2D+For+Sale-_-anal+beads+for+sale%20exact&kwid=276942390eff465bac0559069b5f4e4a

V Needs to go put softener in her rinse cycle....
 
^ Puts a grin on my face each time I read his posts

< Has a dimpled grin

V Has a sexy grin him/herself
 
^ Would love to know what that other phsycial manifestation is! ;)

< Thinks I pull off the "innocent look" quite successfully! :angel:

V Is partly to blame for my late hours and lack of sleep! :p (I have to blame SOMEBODY!) ;)
 
^ "The innocent look" is harder to pull off with perked nipples and pheromones at full flower.

< Wrote a story about a girl like you once. Go to Literotica.com, under my by-line, and see if you can figure which one!

v Is going to have a blast role-playing - and so am I!
 
^ Thinks he has me figured out! :p

< Likes to pretend she's soooo mysterious and complex! Bahahaha!

V Should just give her a few more hints at where she should go in Literotica.com to find her biography.
 
^ Could go to "Authors", click on "X", then scroll down to "XXtraPrince"....

< Has several new stories tucked away in his fervid skull waiting for inspiration - and may have found it!

v Has me up again at an ungodly hour, but I don't point fingers. Well, I do, but not to assign blame!
 
^ Should really try to get to bed earlier! Sleep deprivation is never good! *Winks*

< Is turning in early herself tonight.

V Has me craving a massage VERY badly...
 
^ Brings her rubber duckie and her favorite soft, terry cloth robe.

< Hoping he has a nice bottle of chilled sweet, red wine.

V Pictures us in this fashion:

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLMKLWKYPMs[/video]
 
^ Impressed at how long he can hold his breath under the water!


< Gives really great "foot jobs"!


V Has a foot fetish...
 
^ Is new around these parts. *Smiles* Welcome. :)


< Appoints herself as part of the "Welcoming Committee" here at BM.


V Has been a member of BM for longer than...six months?
 
^ Even apart from her... more adult inclinations, is a VERY pleasant person to be around.

< Been aboard for a little more than a year now.

v Has really carved out his/her little fiefdom in the Games Forum.
 
^ I try :p


< Is on her second cup of coffee this a.m. Beginning to feel more awake now.


V Drinks coffee throughout the day, not just at breakfast.
 
^ Is up late (or early) again!


< Was going to go to bed, but had to come check ONE MORE TIME to see if Prince Charming showed up! :p


V Is going to be turning in him/herself shortly!
 
^ Has odd (but flattering) priorities as to who/what is worth staying up for!

< Got a P-M this morning that gave me a grin to rival the one I get whenever I look at the sender's avatar.

v Likes cake.
 
^ Nope! I LOVES cake! :p


< Loves red velvet cupcakes the best!


V Looks way younger than his/her years.... ;)
 
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