have you ever.

[DamningTheHeavens]

No

Ever been grossed out by your dad talking about how many girls he's fucked?

 

[2AM_Club]

Ew no. Especially because I don't think my dad was a player like that. At least I fucking hope he wasn't/is.

Ever had somebody pop on your facebook newsfeed and you don't remember who they are at first so you're: "WHODAFUCK?"

 

[DamningTheHeavens]

A couple times.

Ever get a facebook friend request from someone who's like 'omg I haven't seen you in forevers. I miss you!', and you're like 'DO I EVEN KNOW YOU?'

 

[Bunny Cake]

No, but I have gotten that from people who swore that they'd hate me forever the last time I spoke to them XD

Have you ever used facebook to stalk a crush?

 

[2AM_Club]

I do that on a regular basis. Crushes or not.

Have you ever watched a movie several times in a row even when you didn't like it?

 

[Bunny Cake]

No, only when I liked it XD

Have you ever seen a movie so bad it made you cry?

 

[DamningTheHeavens]

yeah. love is strange.

Ever use a blog to do a nonsensical rant?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Yes.

Have you ever watched a movie and then thought or said some variation on, "I am never getting that time back," and felt disappointed?

 

[Bunny Cake]

YES -fuming-

Have you ever watched a show/loved a show and then lied about it because you thought it was embarrassing? (i.e. I... love the jersey shore D: )

 

[Vixen]

No.

Have you ever eaten something and then immediently regretted it and wished you could go back in time and change your decision?

 

[Bunny Cake]

Oh God yes.

Have you ever made something you thought would be delicious but it was actually disgusting?

 

[Friend in the shadows]

No. When I cook, it turns out right thanks to babysitting.

Have you ever tried to explain a fetish to someone who just didn't get it?

 

[Dameon]

Not really.

Ever have a phobia that other people just can't wrap their heads around?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

No.

Do you have an unreasoning level of bigotry towards something completely arbitrary (e.g. square face)?

 

[DamningTheHeavens]

Does stupidity count?

Ever eaten a scorpion?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Yes. On both accounts.

Have you ever gone in public and screamed, "CONDOMS! BIRTH CONTROL! PERIOD BLOOD ALL OVER MY FACE! FUCK! FREEZE IT! USE IT AS A DILDO!"

 

[Dameon]

No.

But I might now.

Have you ever wrapped condoms around things that really shouldn't have condoms around them?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Yes.

Have you ever drank Wild Turkey 101?

 

[Dameon]

No, I'm not a bourbon fan.

Have you ever had someone ask you to give them the shirt you're wearing, and actually try to take it off you?

 

[DamningTheHeavens]

Yes. My light bulbs at one point.

Ever hurt yourself using a condom?

 

[Dameon]

One time. I got one of those free ones they give out at school. It was way too small for me. It..really hurt.

Ever wished you could change your name?

 

[DamningTheHeavens]

yes. to Johann

Ever want to punch a wall?

 

[Dameon]

I've done it multiple times. I'm sure most people have at least once.

Ever been in a financial situation so bad you've constituted committing a crime such as robbery, or getting hit by a car to sue the driver?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Yes.

Have you ever framed someone for a crime as revenge?

 

[Dameon]

No. I've used someone as a scape goat to cast doubt on my own guilt, but never actually framed them.

Have you ever had someone who was so drunk that you literally had to carry them somewhere to sleep it off?