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have you ever.

Yep

Have you ever thought about something lewd so much you accidentally said something about it to someone you shouldn’t have?
 
Shot a gun. Yes. At targets, out in the desert.

Have you ever swam in the ocean?
 
Plenty of times. More when I was a kid than as an adult.


Have you ever shot a bow (recurve or compound, NOT crossbow)?
 
I tried when I was little and it didnt exactly go well

Have you ever had a dream that came true later? And if so what was it?
 
I have not.

Have you ever gone out on a date just because you know the other person is wealthy and to get them to pay for it even with no physical attraction?
 
No. I have self-respect and I can make money myself to pay for dinner. :p


Danced like nobody was watching, only to find out someone was?
 
surprisingly, no. or maybe not so surprisingly, lol.

have you ever lied about liking a book or movie because of its mature content?
 
Yes, I was very pretentious about "Justine" by De Sade. I have had people rave about it to me and I have raved back when I find (and I have only read the English Version) it to be weighty, filled down with tangents and I only said things to try to impress.

Have you ever used food as an element of sex?
 
I have. Strawberries and whipped cream.

Don't get whipped cream on your pubic hair people.

Have you ever lied to get laid?
 
Of course and to all of those women that I told I was "Member of Parliament from a Rotten Borough" I do apologize.

Have you ever used kitchen utensils in the bedroom?
 
Of course, I have used them to unclog a drain. Now, have I ever used them again after using them in the bathroom. The answer to that is no.

Have you ever broken up with/stopped pursuing someone because you didn't like their pet/pets?
 
No. I've never disliked someone's pets. 😂

Have you ever sent someone a dirty voice note? 🧐
 
By "dirty" do you mean foul or erotic. I have sent erotic voice notes telling someone they were "bad" and "needed to be disciplined". I have never sent a foul note (or what I would consider foul).

Have you ever made love in an elevator?
 
Up to interpretation! :3

No I haven't made love in an elevator. I think it would be too quick to be fun 😂

Have you ever had sex out in the woods?
 
I have.

Have you ever bought a sex toy, only to regret your purchase later.
 
Absolutely... This vibrator with a thrusting feature... Ended up being smaller & very cheaply made... I was deeply disappointed.

Have you ever had sex in a public place?
 
Yes, a box at a theater.

Have you ever been deeply disappointed by sex. You think the person is beautiful, everything is going well and then you are just like "blah"
 
I wouldn't say 'deeply' but... underwhelmed is a good word to use.

Have you ever talk in a suggestive or teasing way to someone you never have any intention of having 'relations' (sexual or even just romantic really) with?
 
I like to make people laugh and feel good and I have been accused of "flirting" so yes.

Ever been handcuffed to a bed?
 
Not yet... but it's on the list!

Have you ever hooked up with someone out of pure desperation to get off?
 
Nope. Too demisexual for that.

Have you ever regretted hooking up with someone?
 
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