Uneven? Socks that didn't match, oh yes.
(really? A tie? Come on. I've changed underwear before. I've changed my entire outfit in a public bathroom. lol.)
Ever wore your shirt inside out and didn't realize it until you got home or somebody told you it was that way?
Well, I could either go with "No" or, my tie I don't change out that often.
Almost! - I noticed it myself when I looked myself in the mirror as I passed it. I didn't feel like a smart man at that time.
Have you ever made fun of someone/Harass/complain about someone for something they've done or said, only to later realize you're/you've done the same thing in a way?
Oh yeah... I complained about this guy's breath in high school. I think he walked in on me describing his breath and didn't get the part where I mentioned his name. (That guy reeked of gum the next few days, though... D: )
Ever had an orgasm so powerful it rendered your legs crippled for a moment or few?
Yeah please. Haha, But yeah, I've met a few I want to meet in here. Nasty owes me a beer, and we'll need to play pool at a bar where I'll be paying the drinks!
Have you ever given anyone oral sex in a public restroom?
Nope, but I probs will do at some point during my life. Instead, I've had the experience of burning both hands. It happened helping my friend clear up during a chem lesson, when I was younger.
Have you ever had so much chilli that you lips have become red and numb?