What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Russian Vodka]

"What? Spiderman? I! AM! FLY MOOOOOOOONSTEEEEEEER!"

 

[Jaqueline]

"Vodka! Da!"

 

[Nyarly]

"I know what you are staring at."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"We know what you are staring at!"

 

[Jaqueline]

"Move along. Nuthin' to see here."

 

[Nyarly]

"Do you like my... armpits?"

 

[Jaqueline]

"Got Milk?"

 

[Mitsu]

"Like this? Are we done yet?"

 

[BlisteredBlood]

"Look, for the last time, I'm NOT Spider-Man. The mask just looks similar."

 

[Zalvek]

"I have no idea what that text says :l "

 

[BlisteredBlood]

"What? What are you looking at?"

(It reads, "Don't Fear The Reaper". XD)

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

"These are my jazz hands!"

 

[BlisteredBlood]

"I'm a fish, you know. I'm also delightfully mad."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"We all have our time. And, guess what?"

 

[BlisteredBlood]

Male: "HEY GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! I'M TRYING TO FUCK THIS BITCH!"
Female: "Oh, let them watch. Besides, I like it when I'm watched~"

 

[Razgriz]

"You idiot, this is how the horns are supposed to be done at a concert."

 

[BlisteredBlood]

"Do I look like I give a crap if the camo's wrong for this environment? I got a .50 slug with your name on it."

 

[Dr. Nibbles]

"Trench coats are in now a days, since those Columbine kids wore them they helped my business alot so I guess its the least I could do."

 

[Razgriz]

"For the last time, I am NOT Mr. Peanut in a catsuit!"

 

[BlisteredBlood]

"Remember the four rules of sniping. Number One: Be Professional. Number Two: Be Polite. Number Three: Be Efficient. Number Four: Kill Everyone You Meet. Don't bother with the camouflage, though. They'll never see it coming when their heads are turned into a fine colored mist."

Bonus points if you spot the reference.

 

[PrinceCaspian]

"Ever since I lost those fingers in a knife juggling accident I've been just plain lousy with chopsticks."

 

[Dr. Nibbles]

Can you believe this is REJECTED Pink Floyd cover art?

 

[BlisteredBlood]

"I daresay, old bean! Do you happen to have a cheeseburger?"

 

[Dr. Nibbles]

"I daresay, old bean! Do you happen to have a cheeseburger?"

((Infinite good))

"Do you know how hard it is find nice Christian woman...that finds death sexy?"

 

[Razgriz]

"Just because I wear a top hat and a monocle does NOT mean you can call me 'FancyCat'!"