What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

"Sir, I have the McDonalds in my sight! Waiting for your signal."

 

[Razgriz]

"I love this new medicine. Makes me.....happy. Very, very happy *sinister chuckle*"

 

[Lord Dakol]

"BOOM! Headshot... yeah. |>"

 

[Sapphic Addict]

"This? It's just a scratch!"
Oh God, this stings so much! I want a bandaid, stat!

 

[Razgriz]

"I swear I didn't take a bicycle pump to my head. I was born this way!"

 

[nawty_couple]

i wonder if anyone has noticed im not wearing any panties

 

[Razgriz]

(Since the above user has no avatar, I will use their badge in its place)

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"Yep, here goes another piece of junk into space. It's not like the debris field can get any larger right?"

 

[Nyarly]

"No, there is no innuendo intentioned, thanks for asking."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"You need to pay for that lap-dance!"

 

[Russian Vodka]

"I know you're watching me, come join us."

 

[Cosmic]

I don't know what a baby bottle would think, but this was the first thing that came to mind:

((I'm actually arsenic...fool.))

 

[Razgriz]

"Hey pal, got a light?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"You better pray the wind keeps blowing, because one second after it dies, you do."

 

[Razgriz]

"Yeah, I'm fucking her tits from the top. I bet you haven't even seen a pair of breasts before, you fucking virgin!"

 

[PrinceCaspian]

"Man... a white gun and a white blanket would have been a waaaay better camouflage choice in all this snow."

 

[Sapphic Addict]

"…and it came to pass that the great one, Gene Simmons,
was indeed revealed as the second coming of the Beast, and all the
women of the world knelt before him and wept. For they knew that
the Beast's tongue was long, and it was hungry, and it would be good."
— Unholy Scriptures of the KISS; chapter 23, verse 6

 

[doomgamer]

....I love the air I get up here it makes my head go big.

 

[Lord Dakol]

"DAMMIT, I got something in my eye! D :"

 

[Razgriz]

"Are ya gunna fix me up or what?"

 

[Sapphic Addict]

"I will be one with the bush, I am the bush. I am the bush. No one can see me. I am invisible… Did that rabbit just take a dump on my foot?"

 

[Razgriz]

"Yeah, you wish your head was as big as mine."

 

[Russian Vodka]

"Knock, knock."

 

[doomgamer]

Please DONT drink me!!!

 

[Russian Vodka]

"It huuuurts!"

 

[Mitsu]

"I make you baby strong like metal, and warm like fire!" (Russian Accent)