What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Razgriz]

"Do this look not serious to you?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Whaddaya mean, this Gillie suit doesn't match my style?"

 

[Razgriz]

"Do you mind? I'm trying to score here!"

 

[Mitsu]

"Hmm... I was told there would be foliage."

 

[Nyarly]

"Do you really think that you can guess my... favorite color?"

 

[Razgriz]

"That's right, I take your soul in exchange for sex. It's right here in the fine print."

 

[anomaisie]

"I just shot her boyfriend now I wait for sex."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"What you see is what you get, and if you think you can do better - you might be mistaken....

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

"Well, this is awkward."

 

[Razgriz]

"Trust me, officer, my red eyes and creepy smile do NOT mean I was smoking weed."

 

[Thatoneguy85]

" I know I've played way to much call of duty but it's alright... I know what I'm doing... "

 

[Wreckles]

"We made sure to re-direct trafic right? ...Guys?"

 

[Razgriz]

"What the fuck you lookin' at?"

 

[Russian Vodka]

"Do we have permission to take the shot?"

 

[Razgriz]

"Wait a minute, this isn't the new clear formula!"

 

[Russian Vodka]

"Dude, you missed."

 

[Razgriz]

"Sssh, I'm only posing as Vodka!"

 

[Russian Vodka]

"Boom. Headshot."

 

[Razgriz]

"Drink me, I'm delicious!"

 

[Russian Vodka]

"Wait for it....."

(Someone needs to step in soon, I'm running low on ideas xD)

 

[Razgriz]

"I make your baby into fine Soviet soldier!"

(You're not the only one, lol)

 

[Russian Vodka]

"Base, copy. When was the target meant to be here?"

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

"Now it comes with a nipple?! Alcohol couldn't get much better."

 

[Lord Dakol]

"I think I took the wrong happy pills... @.@"

 

[Razgriz]

"Hmm, let's see. Who is slated to die today?......."