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[Russian Vodka]

No bonus points for me then xD

"I could say something cheesy, but I'd rather blow that pretty head off with the hat on."

 

[BlisteredBlood]

"Vodka: It's what's for breakfast."

 

[AlexsSketches]

"I really should change this elevator music to something more...hell like"

 

[amaya]

"Sharing is the best part in life." xD

 

[BlisteredBlood]

"Getting a tan is overrated."

 

[DirtyOldMan]

"The guy who made me needs to quit using every basic option he can find in Photoshop and throwing it all together at once."

 

[BlisteredBlood]

"What-ho, varlet! Did you steal the rrrroyal pudding?!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"They say black is my color."

 

[amaya]

"Lets have some more"

 

[DirtyOldMan]

"My eyes... LOOK AT MY EYES DAMN-IT!"

 

[AlexsSketches]

"nobody expects the Spanish...oh wait...wrong movie..."

 

[Cherubian]

"When will the third guy finally show up?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

What is it? I'm jaybird-nekkid and trying to look appealing and you're STILL not getting the picture?

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

"Shit! Your husband's back!"

 

[AlexsSketches]

"Why yes, I am your doctor. Now, let's have some fun, shall we?"

 

[Pistol Kiss]

"mmmmm your hair smells good"

 

[AlexsSketches]

"Look at that bronie. mmmmhhhhmmmm"

 

[BlisteredBlood]

Guy #1: "I prefer oral."
Guy #2: "I prefer anal."
Woman: "I love 'em both."

 

[cevl]

"Fear the reaper man!" Why couldn't I have that text instead of this whimpy one?

 

[BlisteredBlood]

"All I see is blackness... Oh wait, my hood was down."

 

[AlexsSketches]

"REJOICE! FOR VERY BAD THINGS ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN!" ... "dick on a stick" "fuck you" (So happy someone knows this series)

 

[Dr. Nibbles]

"When there's a honey in the middle there's a leeway. 'Cause it's not gay in a one, two three-way."

 

[BlisteredBlood]

"DO WHAT I SAY GODDAMN YOU!!!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"What the hell do you mean the gray slippers don't do it for me?"

 

[Dr. Nibbles]

"Next time we need to more clearly label the super-glue and lube...when's that industrial dissolver get here?"