"Yeah, y'know, I've heard all the jokes about little blue-haired ladies; why don't I just bite your face off while you're trying to think of a new one!"
"Look into my eyes, for only I know your fate. It will be a very humiliating end for you, one that will see you bound in a rather uncomfortable position, gagged, and your eyes forced to watch everyone you know executed. What will happen after that? Heh heh. Are you sure you wish to know what happens? Trust me. It won't be very pleasant."