What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Ash - The Fox]

“Ah shit. It’s not like I’m trying to hide my muscles anyway”

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

 

[Aviatrix]

Hmmm do I cast Fireball to shut them up or not?

 

[Silvered Sutures]

Yes, I did my hair, why not?

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

I don't think those eyedrops worked....

 

[Silvered Sutures]

Where's my head?

 

[Aviatrix]

Arghhh why did I wear two collars?

 

[Megara23]

God help me….i need a cock in me.

 

[Silvered Sutures]

Is the cleavage not enough? What if I push them up like this?

 

[Megara23]

I forgot my bra

 

[Ash - The Fox]

Oh wait. So did I…

 

[Silvered Sutures]

Pew pew, muthafuckas!

 

[Sync]

You could grate cheese off these abs.

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Mmm…cheese

 

[Ash - The Fox]

“Ah shit. It’s cold in here. Gonna just cover my tits real quick”

 

[Aviatrix]

It's so dark I can't see... I can't tell who I'm supposed to shoot

 

[Sync]

Ummm...excuse me? The sign's over there...

 

[Ash - The Fox]

“huh. If I try hard enough, maybe I can convince people, that I was the one character in that maze runner film series… ah shit. What was his name again?”

 

[Aviatrix]

I can't believe I left the safety on again

 

[AndNich123]

My eyes are up here.

 

[Aviatrix]

Why are you looking me in my eyes? My huge tits are down here.

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Why think when I can jiggle?

 

[Captain caveman]

I need my hair brush.

 

[Damon15]

Where are my keys?

 

[Ash - The Fox]

“Anger, motherfucker”
Smiles
“Did I look angry?”