What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[AndNich123]

"Do you really want to get out??"

 

[Aviatrix]

I hope his wife doesn't notice the lipstick on his shirt

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Can I get up now? My knees are killing me!

 

[Aviatrix]

Oh god I can't see past these floating lights.

 

[Ash - The Fox]

Come on… I’m right here… just fuck me already…

 

[Aviatrix]

They better put their hands up

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

I really hope I last longer than the last profile pic.

 

[Silvered Sutures]

The wind coming from behind me is making me really glad my hair won't whip into my eyes thanks to this flower crown.

 

[Captain caveman]

I should have brought a coat with me.

 

[Silvered Sutures]

One day I will be able to afford to get new buttons put on this shirt.

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

One day my abs will be on billboards.

 

[Captain caveman]

The shampoo said it would fix flyaway hair.

 

[Ash - The Fox]

“FUCK! Cold hands…”
Puts hands in pockets

“FUCK SAKE THESE ARE SMALL POCKETS?!?”

 

[Sync]

I'm trying to decide whether to shoot you...or breathe on you.

 

[Aviatrix]

This job sucks, I can't even watch videos on my phone when nothing is going on.

 

[Silvered Sutures]

I shouldn't have framed my hair this way, people are going to think my boobs are bigger than my head...

 

[stealthpanther]

'Bet you $100 I can kick your ass'

 

[Captain caveman]

Why are my eyes so big but my nose is so small?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

All I want for Christmas is an undershirt

 

[Captain caveman]

Close the door the wind is messing up my hair...again.

 

[stealthpanther]

'I wear some good clothes for a caveman...'

 

[Captain caveman]

Does this scar on my face make me look mean?

 

[Aviatrix]

Did I forget my jacket at home?

 

[Captain caveman]

I whish I'd worn my glasses. I can hardly see my phone.

 

[Aviatrix]

Damn another shirt shrunk in the wash