What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Chippairaptor]

Well, those guys who went through No Nut November won't suck themselves dry.

 

[Aviatrix]

I can't wait to get a better look at those titties.

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

This new skin care routine has really helped highlight all my scars!

 

[Aviatrix]

This dress contrasts nicely with my skin

 

[Ash - The Fox]

*Sigh*
I can’t wear something tighter even if I tried…

 

[theory]

You sure you wanna take one more step towards me?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

I don’t know why I’m like this. I would really enjoy some company.

 

[Ash - The Fox]

“I do hope you enjoy the breeze of winter air… it seems to follow me around whenever I go out”

 

[Aviatrix]

Do you want to try your luck?

 

[Chippairaptor]

"What do you mean 'Do you have a receipt'???"

 

[Ash - The Fox]

“Merry Christmas. I’m your gift… rawr!”
(Ahh late send. Oh well. Still applies. Just edited now)

 

[Aviatrix]

You put the ribbon on and get in the box... now

 

[Ash - The Fox]

“With a pretty little bow on, just like you asked me to be…”

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Whoever comes through that door next better not be a zombie.

 

[horizonsandzebras]

- Will he unwrap me before or after he opens the ring presentation box?

 

[Ash - The Fox]

“Aww for fu- I left my mask at home…”

 

[vexxxacious]

"Hey... You mught be entitled to free PPI compensation-"

 

[Lewd.Katie44]

“I’m hungry.”

 

[Ash - The Fox]

The ‘there’s so many creeps at my gym’ starter pack outfit

 

[Aviatrix]

Did you see what she's wearing?

 

[Lewd.Katie44]

“Don’t you just love my plastic surgeon?”

 

[Tassu]

"Someone please spank me."

 

[Lewd.Katie44]

“Why won’t anyone take me seriously!”

 

[Saiya]

"I've been bent over this way forever... when the heck is he going to get the clue what I want instead of staring?"

 

[TheGreyWolf]

"Hmm~ It'll be a hell of a stretch, but both of those will fit just fine."