What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Aviatrix]

I can't believe my paycheck is delayed again.

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

I want you to write on the blackboard 50 times "I will stop staring at my teacher's breasts"

 

[Sync]

Way over there is where you go with your anti-wizard crap.

 

[Aviatrix]

What did you just say about the corporation?

 

[stealthpanther]

'THIS is why I don't buy 100% cotton! Can't believe I didn't check...'

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

Should my bangs part to the left or the right?

 

[Aviatrix]

What were the words for that spell again?

 

[Dark star]

My, Grandma, what big teeth you have!

 

[Aviatrix]

This is a terrible cameraman, how many takes do we need?

 

[Chippairaptor]

"Looks like they call you 'woodsman' for more than one reason."

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

What are you staring at? I''ll have you know the dress is a "wool silk midi by Fendi"!

 

[Aviatrix]

What to cast... what... to... cast...?

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

"My, what big breasts you have my dear"

 

[Chippairaptor]

"I cast Jim's Glowing Coin!"

 

[Aviatrix]

I hope I get to be the Princess in the school play

 

[Sync]

I know they're huge; just stare and get it done with.

 

[Aviatrix]

If I stay behind this desk then nobody will know I'm not wearing any pants

 

[Silvered Sutures]

I know where you're looking, and that's exactly what I wanted you to do when I put this on.

 

[Dark star]

I wish I had a nose like all the other girls have.

 

[Chippairaptor]

"I wish Mom was still around to fix my buttons and tie."

 

[Dark star]

Does this dress make my ass look big?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Boy it sure does get steamy working late in the office with just me and my new blonde subordinate.

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

Is it me or the Foster Grants?

 

[Shades.of.Disaster]

To be... Or not to... Shit! I dropped the skull, again.

 

[Aviatrix]

Why would people think I'm scary?