What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Aviatrix]

Stay down tail! I don't want everyone to be able to see under my dress.

 

[Sync]

Just a little bit more practice and I can rally nail this Marcel Marceau impression!

 

[Aviatrix]

Man this armor sucks, I can't scratch that itch... Arrrghhhh!

 

[Silvered Sutures]

Did you get the TP yet? I've been squatting in the middle of the sidewalk all day!

 

[Aviatrix]

I hope nobody realizes that I'm not wearing a bra.

 

[Silvered Sutures]

Can you help me with that zipper? It's hard to breathe in this...

 

[NightFairy]

"look pretty and they might not notice I'm not wearing pants"

 

[Aviatrix]

It's going to hurt so much when I have to peel the tape off my breasts holding this top on

 

[Sync]

I hope they appreciate how much this outfit makes my boobs stick out.

 

[Silvered Sutures]

Are you done painting yet? My neck is getting sore

 

[Aviatrix]

Oh god my pants ripped again, I hope nobody notices

 

[Silvered Sutures]

"Bigger than my head? I don't know what you're talking about..."

 

[Aviatrix]

I hope that string snaps

 

[Sync]

Yup...the hair gets wet, and I just can't do a thing with it...

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

Am I supposed to look at camera #1 or #2?

 

[Veiled_Desire]

How many more of these damn minions do I have to summon to finally defeat you?

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

My gosh, he is just too damned good looking to be a villain!

 

[Veiled_Desire]

Dear Dark Lord, why must I strike down someone I just met with these unfathomable powers of mine?

 

[Silvered Sutures]

I am David Gandy

 

[Aviatrix]

Ughhh I hate this jacket.. these uneven sleeves are going to drive me crazy

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

My eyes are up here (I am sure that has been done). Do you think I can wear this for formal dining?

 

[Silvered Sutures]

TL;DR

This is it!
Now we've found it, I'm astounded
Every town will be surrounded
By a throng of marchin' death
Delicious the riches, they glisten ahead
It's a craze!
They'll devour every hour
Of these endless, non-progressive inundations of their kind
And lucky for you, you're the next one in line
When I'm necromancin', everyone's dancin'
No one can stop me, I dare you to try
The dead are infused with sensational groove
And they're comin' for you now
There's nowhere to hide
Yeah! (Waltzin' forth, here they come)
I'm raisin' the dead (everyone, turn and run)
I'm lovin' the dread (killer moves that will stun)
Let's make some evil
I'm in bliss!
My cadavers drive a gatherin'
Of streets of gleeful people
Seein' the deceased's advance
The risen are ridden with rhythm and dance
Dig up some flesh with plenty of mold
Disease is appeasin' for rickety bones
And make it saucy with a hot incantation
Dominion is served with a bubblin', spirited, vibrant
Subjugation (whoa)
Yeah! (Waltzing forth, here they come)
I'm raisin' the dead (everyone, turn and run)
I'm lovin' the dread (killer moves that will stun)
Let's make some evil
Yeah! (Bust a move or you'll lose)
The dance of the dead (they'll swarm all over you)
Get out there and shred (it's a zombie footloose)
And make some evil
Cities laid waste, and they celebrate
Freed now from their graves (we love it so)
(More, more, more, more)
So mince and prowl
It's over now, the necromance ballet
You're all the same
Yeah! (Waltzing forth, here they come)
I'm raisin' the dead (everyone, turn and run)
I'm lovin' the dread (killer moves that will stun)
Let's make some evil
Yeah! (bust a move or you'll lose)
The dance of the dead (they'll swarm all over you)
Get out there and shred (it's a zombie footloose)
And make some evil

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

Do you think I accessorized my gloves and earrings?

 

[Aviatrix]

Why isn't this spell working?

 

[Sync]

Well calling out to you didn't work, so ima trying this silent-chesty-stare thing.