What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Snowe]

"H..huh? What? Bathing in red lights isn't scary anymore..? IT HASN'T BEEN SINCE STAR WARS!?!? SHIT! SOMEONE GET ME A SPOTLIGHT!"

 

[DarthMarrek]

I'm the Mad Hatter's son, The Mad Smiler! >

 

[miles]

"This is what happens when I sit on a flashlight in the dark."

 

[AzizSolomon]

"It's a good thing I just got a divorce, or I'd have a fist against my face by now."

 

[XXtraPrince]

Job opportunities are slim since King Philip burned all the Templars.

 

[miles]

"Cuddling and knobbing at the same time! Win!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Drafted, you say? I'm afraid not! I can't make it on eighteen dollars a month!"

 

[AzizSolomon]

Blonde Man: "Get her off me! She's biting my ear off!"
Policeman: "I'm here to help!"
Blonde Man: "What?"

 

[Jaqueline]

"I'd climb up your tower."

 

[miles]

"What do ya mean 'make you a sammich'?? I'm the Captain, bitch!"

 

[Scyle]

"Yes, you see my mustache? I bet it alone has gotten more bitches than you could ever fathom. Go ahead, men want it too. #t3hs3x"​

 

[Nyarly]

"Look at my sweet shades, bitch!"

 

[Scyle]

"Look at my sweet boobs, bitch!"​

 

[Personanongrata]

"Looks like you need to deal with it...YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *cues in csi miami theme*

 

[AlexsSketches]

(was waiting for that post, I just knew it was going to happen)
"Sir...sir, you need to breath. You're turning blue...sir?"

 

[Oceansnight]

I wonder if she will notice I am unzipping her gown...maybe it I keep her distracted like so....

(that turning blue post was a good one, very funny)

 

[Scyle]

"Doors... They're nice this time of year.
And in the nude.
Is that even a door...?
Meh, my ass is hot."​

 

[Jaqueline]

Incoming Leona.
Little does she know, I brought shades.

 

[Oceansnight]

If I stand here and look mad he will come back and beg for forgiveness...they always do....and he will too....if he knows whats good for him,

 

[Scyle]

"Can't... breathe... Corset... showing off ass... Too well..."​

 

[Jaqueline]

The stupendous of my sideburns is only matched, by the coolness of my shades.

 

[Nyarly]

"'Red Clothes must be taken off'? Well, then that's the first rule I abolish as new captain."

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

Great, you got my tits wet. They're heavy enough as it is!

 

[Zalvek]

"Who put this red thing in front of the rest of my face?"

 

[Oceansnight]

Baby its cold outside.