What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[DarthMarrek]

why am i marrying you again?

 

[Nyarly]

"'Marik'? Damn, they misspelled my name again!"

 

[Snowe]

"Why is everyone looking at me like that? And why does my father-in-law keep hugging me so tight-- Oh..crap. I thought it was breezy"

 

[DarthMarrek]

I may look hug-able, and innocent. What they don't know is I got a hit list for all of them. Each more gruesome then the last.

 

[Snowe]

*In low voice* I am the creator of fear itself, death's delight, the final destruction that is to come upon this wor-- *Click* *In high voice* MOOOM! TURN THE LIIIIGHT OOOOFF, I'M TU-RYING TO SCARE THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!! [xD Had to.]

 

[Jaqueline]

You spin me right round baby right round...

 

[Snowe]

.."What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis?" ..There, I said it. Now gimme back my boat!

 

[Jaqueline]

Stop tickling me!

 

[FrostyLicker]

Who's the captain? I'm the captain, bitch.

 

[Jaqueline]

I mix business with pleasure.

 

[DarthMarrek]

Does this hat make my tit's look big?

 

[AlexsSketches]

Come to the dark side we have red glow sticks...no, you can't have blue.

 

[XXtraPrince]

He thinks he's "The Best Man" - but we know better, don't we, sweetie?

 

[Nyarly]

"Are you sure that you hit the right hole?"

 

[Jaqueline]

Reverend: You may fuck the bride.

 

[XXtraPrince]

Copping a feel off the Captain will get you a trip down the one-way diving board in a quarter of a heartbeat!

 

[DarthMarrek]

Gril: What he dont know is e will never pull out.

Male: WERE THE FUCK IS THE DANM HOLE!?

 

[AlexsSketches]

Fuck you all...I'm the real red power ranger.

 

[Candira]

((Lol. Nice one. ^))

Why, yes, I do like sandwiches...

 

[Nyarly]

"Yes, I'm very wet now... I'm taking a bath after all."

 

[Razgriz]

"I don't see what the big deal is.....They're just my boobs"

 

[Nyarly]

"I'm so GAR, my eyes glow!"

 

[AlexsSketches]

Rose: just a little further...and then i can get some milk!

 

[miles]

"It's not gay when it's in a three-way."

 

[DarthMarrek]

I''ll never be a Emo vampire..... Danm it why is that song stuck in my head?oh well, *goes back to singing*