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What's the above user's avatar thinking?

The only reason I'm wearing tights during this is because we'd need scissors to get them off!
 
"I have dirt upon my upper lip? No my dear, it's the amount of fucks I give which in mustache language would indicate... None."​
 
You want me to deal with it?

*puts on shades in an awesome fashion and turns serious-face*

There, it's dealt with. Now kindly STFU
 
"You think I have issues..."

*puts on glasses*

"Not anymore, babe."
 
"Penis, meet vagina. Vagina, you're excused from being out of the kitchen... For now."​
 
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"Yes, I am Darth Marrek. I PICK ON PEOPLE FOR NOW APPARENT REASON. Indicated by the stars on my pecks. PECKY STARS OF DEWM."​
 
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