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[Unbeknownst]

"Time to adjust the hat, and put on my angry face."

 

[Jaqueline]

G. I. Joooooooeee!

 

[Scyle]

"Seriously, what is this on my forehead? The question angers me."​

 

[Jaqueline]

More wind, I don't look dramatic enough.

 

[Unbeknownst]

"Bring me more skulls. I need a new throne."

 

[DarthMarrek]

 

[razerwing]

How many times do I have to say this! The tattoo isn't glow-in-the-dark, I AM!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"... And to think I started out as a Ram 3500 pick-up with the Arctic Pack!"

 

[razerwing]

How long to I have stay like this again?

 

[Plaidism]

"Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply."

"You now have fifteen seconds to comply."

 

[Dr. Nibbles]

^ (lol robocop)

"I have no sentient thought for I am merely a pattern... feels bad man."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"No, I'm NOT looking for a little tail - I already have a big one!"

 

[razerwing]

I'm having second thoughts because her asshole is browner than the rest of her...... ass, but she WON'T GET OFF!! Nyah! (Narrowly avoided what COULD be viewed as rascist...)

 

[Unbeknownst]

"Ah crap. I'm the loading screen aren't i?"

 

[Scyle]

"ED-E, WRONG GAME. Get your robotic ass back to New Vegas........ Wait, do eye bots even have asses?"​

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

"And now who's the next ass to make a witty comment about my 'charming' good looks?" *cough*

 

[Unbeknownst]

"Bubbles? Oh yeah. Don't worry about those. Those are just a side effect of the drugs I put in your tea."

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

"Looks like valve had another great idea. Left 4 dead 3. Setting, the shameful future."

 

[Nyarly]

"I stare into your soul..."

 

[Generalfoley]

"Why doth we weareth our clothes while you fornicate with our impressive mounds? Because fuck you, that's why."

 

[Plaidism]

"What is that? What even is -- Oh, hell, I can do better."

 

[Generalfoley]

PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID!

That is all.

 

[Dr. Nibbles]

I'm a Time Lord... fuck your shit...

 

[Unbeknownst]

"Oh, I don't mind people staring at my tits. After all, I put a word there."

 

[Generalfoley]

I don't like the dark, that's why I carry this giant flashlight with me!