What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I know my hair clip is in here somewhere!"

 

[ms_nicole]

"I have a paddle in my other hand."

 

[Ironic]

"But the other girl had bigger breasts than these!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Arching my back adds a cup size."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"...just one brush of my beard against her skin and she'll be all mine."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Keep coming closer, lover. You're chasing me, but I'm catching you."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I've almost got her...right where I want her."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I'm actually having a pretty good morning!"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I wonder if anyone will notice if I steal the last bagel?"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"When I'm hungry, I think everyone is hungry."

 

[Archmagos Issac]

"Excuse me, my eyes are up here. Could you please move the camera?"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"That's right. I have no eyes, but I'll give photography advice."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I don't have to see....I just need to feel."

 

[ms_nicole]

"I do need be seen and I must be felt."

 

[Dane Stalling]

I'd give anything to get felt up.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I'd give everything to have her feel me up!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Well now, there's a boy who's happy to see me."

 

[Revnarh]

Hellooo, gorgeous...how about we talk for a few minutes to learn something about us while we drink a coffee or something else like tea or so in case you don't like coffee?

 

[Dane Stalling]

"C'mere. Stay away. C'mere. Stay away. I'm hot... and dangerous."

 

[Revnarh]

I wonder if I can seduce this sexy sorceress...

 

[Dane Stalling]

He can try, but he'd better be wearing asbestos underwear.

 

[Southern Dream]

My tie is to tight~.

 

[Dane Stalling]

I can't stand it. I'm going to loosen it for him.

 

[Southern Dream]

I would certainly love that~.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Really, I'm just hungry. I'm hoping someone will notice, take this pot off my head and fill it with something tasty!"