What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Dane Stalling]

Ugh. So meta. Just relax while I use you.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I don't have all day. Well, actually, yes I do."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Vertical is getting old. Are there any other directions to try?"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

'I'm laying on my back. I mean, what else do I have to do to get her attention?"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"If he walked up behind me and slipped his hands around my waist, and whispered exactly what he wanted to do to me, all of his wishes would come true."

 

[Morlock]

(Smooth Deep Voice) "I am Mr Romance, unless you say no, then I become Mr Roofie"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

'I'm just doing what I'm told. And that's not to move."

 

[Morlock]

"What? Am I overdressed?"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Of course I don't sleep in this. I've never worn this for more than five minutes at a stretch."

 

[BennyQ]

"This tie is too difficult for me to remove. Ah fuck it, let's kiss!"

 

[Ironic]

"Damn, I look hot in this piece of armor!"

 

[BennyQ]

"Hmm, this fur is itching my back."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"No one will ever double cross me again, NO ONE!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

I feel a change in the wind. A change of clothing, perhaps.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Yes, Dear, I'll get up. But no, Dear, I don't mean out of bed."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Of course I don't mind whiskers. The chafing on my thighs is half the fun."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"She's smart. She's on to me. I want her on me."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I hope he can handle a smart girl, because I'm not playing dumb."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Is it getting hot in here.....or is it just me?"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Who wants a taste of my dessert?"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Can I have a second helping?"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I have all the helpings you can handle."

 

[Micbunny]

"What? You mean right now? Ok."

 

[sirix]

how much longer do i need to lie in this forest before someone happens to stroll along

 

[Dogged]

"Will anyone ever compliment me on my amazing smile and perfect teeth?!"