(Why thankies, wish I could take credit for its origin. But it resonates with me a lot. I like your fantasy one but can't help and make funny thoughts about it.)
"Hmmm, I thought I was casting an ice spell? Why is my hand on fire..."
"Can samurai kitties exist truly in real life, or ninja pups? I think should find another lay of land to plop down on, maybe a different setting will help me find the answer. Naah..this is too comfortable. Samurai kitties, though..."