What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Morlock]

"I'm too mainstream for the tied up girl but I wonder what she is doing afterwards"

 

[Revnarh]

Come on, untie me or at least use the situation...don't let me wait!

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I think I'd like to be tied up someday. I'd need a firesitter though..."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"...now if she could read my mind just one more time."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Why do men only notice my hot mind? I'm a woman with a smoking body too."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Is she only interested in me for my smokin' body?...I mean, I DO have a brilliant mind too, you know! Geeze."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"It's not only a chore to look this good - it's expensive!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"You think I look good now? Drop something on the floor for me to pick up and see what happens."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

'Oh, I hope she bends over. Please, please, please, please, pleeeeeease!"

 

[ms_nicole]

“If I just stand obediently here dressed like this till he comes home, then – then! – he’ll finally really truly deeply respect me.”

Um, no personal experience in anyway implied by that.

 

[Dane Stalling]

"If he can tell me the color of my eyes at the end of the night, he's getting lucky."

 

[Southern Dream]

"Sometimes you just gotta take your coat off and get down to business."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Everything's A-OK. The cookware's A-OK, the selfie phone is A-OK. The fake heart tattoo is A-OK. Everything is A-OK."

 

[ms_nicole]

"Yes, it took hours, but the casual loose tug on this tie is now perfect."


I'm sorry. I guess I should have colored that quote blue -- after all, he's a he.


Wait! I'm still working on it...

 

[Dane Stalling]

One day someone else is going to pull this off for me. A fortunate someone.

 

[ms_nicole]

"My eyes keep gett'in cut out of these selfies."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Well, of course I'm proud of them!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"It's better to be seen than to see."

 

[ms_nicole]

"The most interesting man in the world guy -- pfff, he's got nothing."

 

[Dane Stalling]

He quotes Confucius or someone and I was going for "holy moly, will you look at those tits!"

 

[ms_nicole]

"If I stare just right, her clothes will fall off."

 

[ms_nicole]

"Shoot. I knew I dropped it somewhere."

Ha! I just did myself! I mean, um, ur, well -- you know. I meant my avatar -- never mind.

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[ms_nicole]

"I'm superwoman -- shoot. I forgot the S again."

Double ha! I did myself again -- oh come on. You know what I meant...

 

[XXtraPrince]

"These will get me past any doorman on the planet!"

 

[ms_nicole]

"Wait till they see how I glitter in sunlight."