What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I wonder if anyone will notice I had my teeth cleaned today?"

 

[Fuck Me Like a Princess]

"I know you're stunned... Just wait until you see the clothes on the floor instead."

 

[sirix]

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

 

[Dane Stalling]

"If I bounced just a little, the pretty green dress falls."

 

[sirix]

Banned for wrong picture buddy

 

[Southern Dream]

*Hums 'Spooky scary skeletons'*.

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I can do amazing stuff with just my thumb."

 

[Southern Dream]

^(Not a comment about the pot. Thats actually a first. XP)^

 

[sirix]

Im hoping to distract you from the dorm room behind me

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I think I prefer Austen to the Brontë sisters. Like I prefer woman flesh to that of badgers."

 

[Fuck Me Like a Princess]

"The actual reason the camera is pointed here is that I don't really have eyes."

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

"Filthy peasants."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"See? Nothing up my sleeves. Or in my collar."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I can't possible shave when I know just how much she likes the right amount of stubble."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I can't get the thought out of my mind that I'm fixing to come out the top of this corset like Katarina Witt!"

 

[Fuck Me Like a Princess]

"Yeah, I'd like to see her come out of that corset..."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Fuck Me Like a Princess!"

 

[Revnarh]

I'd like to threat her like a real princess...

 

[Dane Stalling]

Why can't fire-wielding sorceresses also be princesses?

 

[Revnarh]

Damn, the camera zoomed into my face too much again...

 

[CougarGirl]

After all this time, I'd like to change my avatar, but I can't find anything that is so sexy.

 

[Fuck Me Like a Princess]

"I just can't wait until someone comes by and sweeps me off my feet and out of this corset..."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"If he'd come a little closer, I'd tickle him with my hair."

 

[Morlock]

"If I loosen this tie it makes my stubble look more acceptable, oh yes, I am the new George Clooney"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"He's never going to find the key, but I hope he looks real hard."