What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[AndNich123]

I could hold you right here baby.

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I bet you could fit in this little box with me..."

 

[Ironic]

"This tie needs to be loosened up... Does anything else?"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"This dress is so tight. Anyone? Dress? Tight?"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I'd rather not tell you, but show you instead."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"If he keeps looking, I'll keep giving him something to look at."

 

[Revnarh]

You just need to say something and I will continue to get out of my clothes...

 

[Ironic]

"Be gone you foul demon!"

 

[CougarGirl]

I think I've just sat on a splinter.

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Hey sweetheart, want an ungartering lesson?"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"...all she has to do is say yes."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Lingerie speaks for me. This one says 'Yes.'"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"So tempting. I don't know how much longer I can wait."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I can wait as long as he can. But not longer."

 

[Dogged]

"Yes I'm hot and I'm not afraid to show it."

 

[Revnarh]

Of course I even lift...

 

[Dogged]

"Because everyone wants the thigh meat--it's the juiciest!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

^grin^

"Thigh. Juice. Thighs. Juicy thighs. Juicy between the thighs. Juice. I like juice."

 

[Revnarh]

I hope the camera did not zoom too much...

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Men desire me and despair!"

 

[Dogged]

"I can get this selfie thing right with my phone. I won't cut off the top of my head like last time."

 

[Dane Stalling]

Whenever I think about her I can't concentrate on my book.

 

[Dogged]

(wow that's irl accurate too!)

"Because my mouth is one of the sexiest things you'll wanna see up close.."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"My steroid guy is doing six months in the County Jail and now I'm going to have to work out more!"

 

[sirix]

My hair stylist got a week vacation, do you think i did my hair right?