What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Charlotte Honeycutt]

Hey guys. Ya'll should all wear pots on your head cause it's awesome.

 

[BennyQ]

I claimed to have sailed the seven seas, but pirates chased me out of four and a giant kraken scared me out of another.

 

[Ironic]

"You see this sword? Yeah, I know how to use it..."

 

[BennyQ]

This selfie is all about my new leather jacket!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"The smithy claims this sword is unbreakable; the next tournament will tell that!"

 

[Revnarh]

Do you want to build a snowman?

 

[BennyQ]

Do you think my cloak covers enough of my body? Should I get it shortened?

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Like my uncle told me: 'Don't be afraid to buy the best; you'll always be happy with it!'."

 

[Southern Dream]

"Hay~ I remember you from last night~."

 

[UnluckyGambit]

"Wonder how many puns about me people can make."

 

[Ironic]

"I'm one bad ass mother fucker!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I hope the irony isn't lost on you!"

 

[Morlock]

"Yes, I really am this handsome"

 

[Ironic]

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me!"

 

[CougarGirl]

Am I looking ironic in this avatar or just cute?

 

[XXtraPrince]

"She'd look smashing in restraints!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

I'd like to uncrinkle her raisin.

 

[Ironic]

"Presentable and attractive. Looks like I'm going to have some fun tonight..."

 

[Foxy Lady]

Am I showing a little too much left eye?

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I really don't get much flak over the red streak."

 

[Morlock]

I know something you don't know..

 

[Ironic]

"Want to come and play?"

 

[Morlock]

I have flowers in my hair and look like a maiden fair, but my eyes give me away..

 

[Ironic]

"Hm, if only someone could help my bounded hands..."

 

[Dane Stalling]

Hey, you know what else is pink?