The first thing John did when he entered the kitchen was smile as he noticed the doggy door. "Now that right there is a sign. Oh, crap, we should put out a water bowl for Max. Be right back!" He hurried back into the living room, pulled on his underwear and shorts, went out to the truck and grabbed Max's water bowl. He went into the kitchen, filled up the bowl, and smiled. "Hey, at least this way I'll get an idea of what the neighbors can and can't see from the backyard," he said in a mischievous tone as he went out to the back patio and set the water bowl down, giving Max some scritches as he loped over to take a drink before heading back inside, removing his clothes once again. "Now, since I still need a minute..." He dropped his shorts and underwear, closed in on Rose and picked her up and placed her on the counter. "How's about we make a mess that's actually fun to clean up, cause of how we made it? What toy do you own that makes you squirt the hardest? I want you to tell me, and then tease yourself while I go and grab it."