(10:23:23) The_Broken_Lunatic: Though when it happened, Trygon actually referred to me as a goddess
(10:23:33) The_Broken_Lunatic: So he is my High Priest and Hahvy is my High Priestess
(10:23:44) Erato: Awe, he was the one who gave me my title.
(10:23:56) The_Broken_Lunatic: I saw yours!
(10:23:58) The_Broken_Lunatic: I loled
(10:24:17) Erato: XD Same here, and I actually blushed when he suggested I was due for a title.
(10:24:42) The_Broken_Lunatic: I told him I wanted one.
(10:24:59) The_Broken_Lunatic: He chose 'unkillable' because he was trying to annihilate me in chat, but I WOULDN'T DIE!
(10:25:16) Erato: With your unkillableness and my removing of penor, we can fight crime together.
(10:25:23) The_Broken_Lunatic: YAY!
(10:25:35) Erato Cackles at image of them dressed in Sailor fuku
(10:25:38) The_Broken_Lunatic: We can initiate the Blue Moon Inquisition!
(10:25:46) Erato: Yush!
(10:25:51) The_Broken_Lunatic has images of them in red cloakes
(10:25:55) Sinfulwolf: So dressed in blue robes rather than red?
(10:26:07) Erato: Yes! I like how you think, Sinful.
(10:26:10) The_Broken_Lunatic: Like the Spanish Inquisition from Monty Python
(10:26:14) Erato: You can be part of our Inquisition
(10:26:18) Sinfulwolf: Yays!
(10:26:28) Sinfulwolf dons blue robes.
(10:26:36) The_Broken_Lunatic: It'd make sense to do blue, wouldn't it?
(10:26:48) Erato: And we can beat people with blue dildos
(10:27:02) The_Broken_Lunatic: Blue dildos on chainsaws.
(10:27:05) The_Broken_Lunatic: XD
(10:27:09) Erato: XD!
(10:27:20) The_Broken_Lunatic: the smell of gas and lube...PRICELESS
(10:27:28) Erato: All we need now are matches.
(10:27:34) Kingschoolyou: Morning Chat.
(10:27:41) The_Broken_Lunatic: THERE'S ONE NOW!
(10:27:43) The_Broken_Lunatic: GET HIM@
(10:27:49) Kingschoolyou: !
(10:27:50) The_Broken_Lunatic points at King
(10:27:56) Erato Smacks King with a giant blue dildo
(10:27:57) Kingschoolyou runs for it.
(10:28:02) Sinfulwolf: He's a witch!
(10:28:08) The_Broken_Lunatic revs up her blue dildo chainsaw and chases after King
(10:28:14) Kingschoolyou flies across chat with a dildo shaped imprint on his cheek.
(10:28:14) The_Broken_Lunatic: C'MERE
(10:28:24) Erato: We have some inquiring to do!
(10:28:32) Kingschoolyou: Nu!
(10:28:42) Kingschoolyou tries to climb a fence and run.
(10:28:53) Sinfulwolf: He's going too fast... he must weigh as much as a duck.
(10:29:01) Kingschoolyou is not mexican enough to do so and fails getting caught on the sharp edges.
(10:29:03) The_Broken_Lunatic: NOBODY EXPECTS THE BLUE MOON INQUISITION! NO ONE!
(10:29:34) Erato Snatches him by the hair and drags him back to the super secret area where all bad things and inquisting are conducted.
(10:29:40) The_Broken_Lunatic shoves the floppy dildo part into Kingsy's bum and revs the chainsaw.
(10:29:43) Kingschoolyou: Nuuuuuuu!
(10:29:54) The_Broken_Lunatic: CONFESS!
(10:29:58) Erato: Get the blue rope of DOOM!
(10:30:00) The_Broken_Lunatic: CONFESS!!!
(10:30:05) Kingschoolyou rakes his nails on the ground trying to claw away from them.
(10:30:17) Erato: We must tie him down so he can't use his duck-like weight to run away again.
(10:30:24) Kingschoolyou: I DIDN'T DO IT I SWEAR!
(10:30:34) The_Broken_Lunatic: CONFESS!!!!
(10:30:35) Erato: YOU HUSH YOUR DIRTY MOUTH YOU SINNER!
(10:30:39) Sinfulwolf ties him down with blue bondage rope.
(10:30:55) Erato Grabs a blue riding crop and taps it lightly on her palm.
(10:30:57) Kingschoolyou struggles against the ropes, screaming for help.
(10:31:08) Kingschoolyou: Nuuu, I DIDN'T DO IT, PADAN DID.
(10:31:13) The_Broken_Lunatic: Oh my me...this would be an awesome comic.
(10:31:16) Kingschoolyou: Fuck....Padan's not on to blame.
(10:31:35) Erato: How dare you slander the good name of an accomplished artist! ~Flogs him~
(10:31:38) Kingschoolyou: VAMPY DID IT.
(10:31:44) The_Broken_Lunatic 's chainsaw runs out of gasoline.
(10:31:56) Sinfulwolf: And how would you know vampy did it... unless you helped!
(10:32:05) Kingschoolyou winces at the flogging, and wriggles under the ropes.
(10:32:05) The_Broken_Lunatic gasps
(10:32:06) The_Broken_Lunatic: WITNESS!
(10:32:32) Kingschoolyou: LEMME GO LEMME GO! ><!!
(10:32:39) Erato: CONFESS!
(10:32:40) Sinfulwolf: Only if you CONFESS
(10:32:41) Kingschoolyou scoots like an inch worm in an attempt to escape.
(10:32:47) The_Broken_Lunatic: CONFESS BISH!
(10:32:53) Erato Whips him again
(10:32:58) Kingschoolyou: D=!
(10:33:00) Sinfulwolf tightens bondage ropes
(10:33:13) Kingschoolyou rubs his bum where the riders crop hit.
(10:33:24) Erato: I think we may need to resort to more drastic measures to get him to confess, girls.
(10:33:33) The_Broken_Lunatic: Mhm.
(10:33:36) Kingschoolyou: ._____.;
(10:33:40) The_Broken_Lunatic: I require a sacrifice to me.
(10:34:09) The_Broken_Lunatic: Only the way sacrifices to me work is through penetration.
(10:34:12) Kingschoolyou pulls out his trusty plastic butter knife and starts to saw the rope open behind him.
(10:34:40) The_Broken_Lunatic traps King in a rather small glass cube.
(10:34:59) Sinfulwolf: Sacrifice to the goddess!
(10:35:11) Kingschoolyou cuts rope and jumps up heroically, before hitting his head on the glass cube knocking himself out.
(10:35:14) Kingschoolyou: DX.....
(10:35:19) The_Broken_Lunatic: \o/
(10:35:54) The_Broken_Lunatic drags King's body to the sacrificial alter and ties him down with steel straps.
(10:35:58) Sinfulwolf: hmm... that'll make it easier I suppose. I proclaim him guilty. Had he been innocent he would not have attempted escape.
(10:36:10) The_Broken_Lunatic: Guilty people don't run.
(10:36:26) Kingschoolyou wakes up all dizzy like, looking around.
(10:36:30) Kingschoolyou: !
(10:36:42) Kingschoolyou tries to sit up, the steel bands cutting into his wrists.
(10:36:43) The_Broken_Lunatic leers at King, 'Hello, DOLL.'
(10:36:44) Kingschoolyou: NU!
(10:37:01) Kingschoolyou: ZEN RUN!
(10:37:07) Erato Lights blue candles to prepare for the sacrifice.
(10:37:13) The_Broken_Lunatic gases up the chainsaw.
(10:37:21) reduction poofs in and sits next the alter with one of my puppets "oie, what i missed?" o . o
(10:37:25) Kingschoolyou struggles against the bands futilely.
(10:37:33) The_Broken_Lunatic applies lube to the rubbery dildo portion
(10:37:45) Erato Starts chanting in praise to the Unkillable Goddess.
(10:37:51) Kingschoolyou: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
(10:37:52) reduction looks down at King "what have you now done?"
(10:37:55) The_Broken_Lunatic: It is the Blue Moon Inquisition.
(10:38:01) reduction: ahh
(10:38:03) Sinfulwolf stands beside Erato and helps chant.
(10:38:16) The_Broken_Lunatic pulls on the chord to start the blue dildo chainsaw.
(10:38:32) Kingschoolyou closes legs in attempt to save himself.
(10:38:39) The_Broken_Lunatic: REMOVE THE PANTS!
(10:38:54) Kingschoolyou: NEVAR
(10:39:03) Sinfulwolf uses ceremonial knife to cut away King's pants.
(10:39:12) Kingschoolyou: D= fuck.
(10:39:28) reduction stares at the blue dildo chainsaw and then down at King and smiles "your fucked"
(10:39:34) The_Broken_Lunatic revs the chainsaw once more before shoving the dildo up King's arse.
(10:39:58) The_Broken_Lunatic feels the power of the sacrifice filling her very core.
(10:40:12) Kingschoolyou arches his back in pain, and tries to escape the pillaging.
(10:40:23) Kingschoolyou: >.e!
(10:40:35) Rubyliday: HI
(10:40:43) Rubyliday: O.O
(10:40:43) Kingschoolyou: RUBY HALP!
(10:40:45) The_Broken_Lunatic revs it several times.
(10:40:52) Kingschoolyou: Gah!
(10:40:56) Rubyliday: What happening?!
(10:40:58) The_Broken_Lunatic: CONFESS!!
(10:40:59) Sinfulwolf: All hail the Broken Lunatic!
(10:41:05) Kingschoolyou: THE BM INQUISITION.
(10:41:12) Rubyliday: ...
(10:41:14) The_Broken_Lunatic: CONFESS!!!!!!
(10:41:16) Rubyliday: Me next?
(10:41:29) Kingschoolyou: I DIDN'T DU EET!
(10:41:29) The_Broken_Lunatic: Ruby, you be one of my Priestesses.
(10:41:43) reduction: what can i be then? o . o
(10:41:45) Rubyliday: Okies, what do I do?
(10:42:31) Sinfulwolf: You get to stand by and watch while chanting.
(10:42:33) Anansi: hmm
(10:42:37) The_Broken_Lunatic: Well, as a priest, you spread the word of me and if you find any sinners you either make a sacrifice to me by way of penetration or bring them to me so I can make the sacrifice with this. -revs the chainsaw-
(10:42:52) Rubyliday: Oooooooh
(10:42:56) Kingschoolyou: ><!
(10:43:01) Rubyliday goes to hunt for sinners
(10:43:05) Erato: And if you act now, you get this snappy blue robe for free
(10:43:06) The_Broken_Lunatic runs out of gasoline...again.
(10:43:17) Kingschoolyou wriggles underneath the thing, trying to escape.
(10:43:17) Sinfulwolf fetches more gasoline.
(10:43:22) Erato Pulls out a blue can so Gaz can fuel up again
(10:43:28) The_Broken_Lunatic: Oh man, I HAVE to draw us in robes.
(10:43:37) Sinfulwolf: WEE!
(10:43:41) The_Broken_Lunatic: Actually, I think this scene would be excellent.
(10:43:43) Erato: Yush!
(10:43:50) reduction: can i join in too?
(10:43:52) Sinfulwolf: I get to be in a drawing!
(10:44:03) The_Broken_Lunatic gases up and looks at King.
(10:44:12) The_Broken_Lunatic: The sooner you confess, the sooner we let you go.
(10:44:13) Kingschoolyou: .____.
(10:44:15) Sinfulwolf: Confess sinner!
(10:44:18) Anansi: ....
(10:44:20) Erato: Confess!
(10:44:20) The_Broken_Lunatic: It's as simple as that.
(10:44:22) Kingschoolyou: Butbutbut.......I didn't do anything.
(10:44:32) Sinfulwolf: confess
(10:44:33) Kingschoolyou: I told you it was Vcampy!
(10:44:36) Kingschoolyou: Vampy*
(10:44:40) Erato: If you were guilty, would Fate bring you here to lay upon this altar?
(10:44:52) Sinfulwolf: see, his story changed again.
(10:44:56) reduction: mayeb a mistake would
(10:44:57) Erato: *weren't
(10:44:59) reduction ocughs
(10:45:04) reduction: coughs*
(10:45:05) Anansi sits, steeples his fingers, and watches.
(10:45:22) The_Broken_Lunatic smacks King.
(10:45:24) The_Broken_Lunatic: Confess.
(10:45:30) The_Broken_Lunatic: That is all we ask.
(10:45:32) Rubyliday watches for later purposes
(10:45:41) Kingschoolyou: But I told you ! it was Vampy!
(10:45:49) The_Broken_Lunatic lubes up the blue dildo again.
(10:45:53) Erato: No one is without total innocence!
(10:45:57) Sinfulwolf: I thought you said it was Vcampy...
(10:46:10) Sinfulwolf: his story changes too much. Confess.
(10:46:10) Kingschoolyou: That was a typo!
(10:46:12) Erato: And how would you know it was Vampy if you weren't there...PARTICIPATING?!
(10:46:22) The_Broken_Lunatic: Confess, King.
(10:46:26) The_Broken_Lunatic: We all know.
(10:46:26) Kingschoolyou: I got it on tape!
(10:46:38) Sinfulwolf: You even recorded it!
(10:46:39) Erato: Because you were filming it?
(10:46:43) The_Broken_Lunatic pulls the chord.
(10:46:46) Anansi: Hhmm total innocence? So if no one is without it, then all are totally innocent?
(10:46:47) Sinfulwolf: confess.
(10:46:48) Kingschoolyou: Security camera!
(10:46:49) reduction brings out popcorns and something to drink while watching
(10:46:51) Erato Whips out a blue bull whip
(10:47:05) The_Broken_Lunatic: Hold his mouth open.
(10:47:14) reduction: shall i?
(10:47:14) Erato Holds his mouth open.
(10:47:15) Kingschoolyou:
(10:47:24) Kingschoolyou forces his mouth closed.
(10:47:26) The_Broken_Lunatic revs the chainsaw and shoves it down his throat.
(10:47:28) Rubyliday: O.O
(10:47:34) reduction: o . o
(10:47:36) Kingschoolyou gags.
(10:47:38) Sinfulwolf helps hold king;s mouth open.
(10:47:55) Kingschoolyou: DX!!
(10:47:56) The_Broken_Lunatic: CONFESS!! DX
(10:47:56) Misha_Hiroki masturbates behind her cardboard bush
(10:48:10) The_Broken_Lunatic removes the dildo.
(10:48:15) Kingschoolyou: IT WAS VAMPY.
(10:48:16) reduction: i could draw that for sure..
(10:48:20) reduction: x3
(10:48:30) Erato Pulls back the whip and suddenly lets it fly across his chest.
(10:48:33) Kingschoolyou: FUCK I CAUGHT IT ON SECURITY CAMERAS!
(10:48:42) Sinfulwolf: then why did you not report it?
(10:48:43) Kingschoolyou tries to point to the VCR and TV off to the side.
(10:48:44) Rubyliday: Is this a chainsaw dildo?
(10:48:46) The_Broken_Lunatic: CONFESS AND WE WILL LET YOU GO!
(10:48:47) Erato: I will whip your nipples off and feed them to you if you don't confess!
(10:48:57) The_Broken_Lunatic: Yus, Ruby
(10:49:01) reduction: yeah, thats a chainsaw dildo
(10:49:24) The_Broken_Lunatic pats her trusty chainsaw dildo.
(10:49:44) Erato: So, the question King is do you keep your nipples or do I get to feed them to you?
(10:49:45) Sinfulwolf: The sooner you confess the sooner you can have absolution.
(10:50:11) The_Broken_Lunatic: The sooner you confess, the sooner you can be one of my loyal subjects.
(10:50:32) Kingschoolyou: Well you know I WAS gonna report it and what not, but you guys came outta know where as I was trying to grab the tape!
(10:50:51) Kingschoolyou manages to slip a hand out of a steel band.
(10:51:01) Erato Whips the hand that slips out.
(10:51:08) Erato: The fuck you think you're doing with that?
(10:51:11) The_Broken_Lunatic smacks King across the face with the rubbery dildo portion.
(10:51:20) reduction wonder what this is all about, but shrugs and brings some more popcorns
(10:51:20) Kingschoolyou desperately tries to free his other hand.
(10:51:38) Erato: I think we need more hammers..
(10:51:39) The_Broken_Lunatic: He's not cracking...
(10:51:41) Kingschoolyou shakes his hand and rubs his cheek after being whipped and slapped.
(10:51:42) The_Broken_Lunatic: Kill him.
(10:51:44) Kingschoolyou: >.o
(10:51:48) Kingschoolyou: !
(10:52:01) The_Broken_Lunatic: You brought this upon yourself.
(10:52:02) reduction: o .o
(10:52:06) Erato: I think you're right, Unkillable Gaz.
(10:52:07) The_Broken_Lunatic: If only you had just confessed.
(10:52:21) Kingschoolyou breaks his wrist in a forced attempt of freeing his other hand, and starts on his feet.
(10:52:26) Kingschoolyou: fuckfuckfuck!
(10:52:35) Sinfulwolf: King, if you confess now, you will be given salvation.
(10:52:43) reduction: oh well, or just run
(10:52:55) Kingschoolyou: Fuck that! I told you what happened and you don't believe me!
(10:53:04) The_Broken_Lunatic jabs the dildo into King's eye.
(10:53:04) Erato Grabs a hammer and smashes it down on King's feet
(10:53:15) Kingschoolyou gets his feet free, and leaps off the alter without pant.
(10:53:16) reduction makes King fall over the string from oen of my puppets and makes the puppet hold him tight so he cant run away
(10:53:28) reduction: one*
(10:53:36) Kingschoolyou falls down from his feet being smashed and crawls instead.
(10:53:44) Kingschoolyou: Must....
(10:53:46) Kingschoolyou: ESCAPE.
(10:53:48) The_Broken_Lunatic skullfucks King with the blue dildo chainsaw.
(10:53:52) Erato: CONFESS!
(10:53:58) Kingschoolyou: X.o!
(10:54:10) Anansi: You know most people would have just bitten their tongues by now and died.
(10:54:20) reduction sits on King
(10:54:31) reduction: now you cant escape
(10:54:35) reduction: meh
(10:54:47) Kingschoolyou rolls over throwing Red off.
(10:54:52) Kingschoolyou: >8U THAT'S IT.
(10:54:56) The_Broken_Lunatic stabs King in the ass.
(10:54:59) Kingschoolyou fires his lazar everywhere.
(10:55:10) The_Broken_Lunatic deflects the lasers
(10:55:13) reduction: wuuh~
(10:55:18) Sinfulwolf puts mirror in front of king so he shoots himself.
(10:55:22) The_Broken_Lunatic: UNKILLABLE BISH!
(10:55:26) Kingschoolyou uses that distraction to run for it on his hands.
(10:55:42) Sinfulwolf cuts off hands.
(10:55:47) The_Broken_Lunatic luckily set up razorwire earlier.
(10:55:52) reduction kicks his hands so they breaks
(10:56:09) Kingschoolyou loses his hands in the attempt of running, and starts to bleed out.
(10:56:11) Kingschoolyou: DX
(10:56:17) Erato Removes his penor
(10:56:18) Sinfulwolf gives blue robes to reduction.
(10:56:26) The_Broken_Lunatic: \o/
(10:56:29) The_Broken_Lunatic: A TROPHY
(10:56:46) Erato Offers the penor to the Unkillable Goddess
(10:57:06) The_Broken_Lunatic puts it on a plaque and hangs it over the fireplace.
(10:57:07) reduction takes it on "wuh, thanks"
(10:57:19) Kingschoolyou lies dead on the ground in a pool of his blood.
(10:57:28) reduction: o wo
(10:57:32) Sinfulwolf drags King before the Unkillable Goddes and kneels.
(10:57:38) Sinfulwolf: Your second trophy Goddess
(10:57:41) reduction steals a little sample of his blood
(10:57:56) The_Broken_Lunatic places King's corpse in carbonite.
(10:58:16) Kingschoolyou somehow idly poses like Han Solo in the Carbonite.
(10:58:25) The_Broken_Lunatic: XD
(10:58:27) reduction puts it in a lil jar and hangs it in a necklace "here is a trophy as well"
(10:58:38) The_Broken_Lunatic: Ooooooh!
(10:58:45) The_Broken_Lunatic takes the necklace and wears it.
(10:59:10) reduction: glass, so you can see the red bloo (or what ever its color is)
(10:59:18) reduction: blood*
(10:59:22) The_Broken_Lunatic: Excellent work, my minions.
(10:59:37) Erato: We should find another victim, that was fun.
(10:59:44) The_Broken_Lunatic: I know!
(10:59:47) The_Broken_Lunatic: XD
(10:59:52) The_Broken_Lunatic: I was laughing the entire time.
(10:59:56) reduction: who shall we pick now then?
(10:59:57) The_Broken_Lunatic: AND TRY MISSED IT ALL
(11:00:07) reduction: aw, that was as hame
(11:00:08) reduction: shame'
(11:00:08) Trygon: I was watching
(11:00:13) The_Broken_Lunatic: Oh?
(11:00:26) reduction: oh well, then i guess its all fine
(11:00:29) Anansi: How goes the room building?
(11:00:31) Trygon: Mm-hm. I know how toi view the chat without showing up online
(11:00:48) Trygon: Ohm, the new chatrooms?
(11:01:02) Trygon: I'm trying to figure out how to program AJAX as a shutbox first
(11:01:08) Trygon: shoutbox, rather
(11:01:26) reduction: i gotta go eat quickly
(11:01:29) The_Broken_Lunatic cleans up her dildo chainsaw.
(11:01:42) Anansi: Ah
(11:01:48) reduction: afk
(11:01:48) Trygon: Problem being, Vekseid did a custom job, and the instructions I have don't relate to his process at all.
(11:01:50) Sinfulwolf brings cleaning materials to the Unkillable Goddess
(11:02:02) Trygon: So I don't have a good example to help me figure it out.
(11:02:09) The_Broken_Lunatic: Thank you Sin.
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