Rune was giddy. He loved living with Calder! He loved not having to share food. He missed Relic, of course he did, but he loved being with Calder more. It was quite easy to distract himself when he just remembered how much he loved his husband. He grinned and walked up behind him. Arms sliding around his form and he nuzzled into him a few more times, kissing the crook of his neck as he cuddled closer.
Until the doorbell rang. Rune sighed heavily and nipped Calder with a grumble and turned to walk to the door. He opened the door and arched a brow as he stared at the random blond that was in front of him. "Um... Can I... help you?" He asked, brows furrowing as he stared at the man.
"You helped me enough, asshole!" The blond turned to the side and pointed to the huge belly he had, which caused Rune to pale.
"Um... I don't um... I haven't... What?"
"It's yours, Dickwad! And before you ask 'why' or 'how' ... The fuckin' kids keep tellin' me yer their father. Babbling about wantin' chocolate and shit. It's fuckin' annoying and I hate your goddamed demon spawn! I just wanted a fuckin' kid. Not the god-damned anti-christ!" He huffed, arms crossing over his torso, resting on top of the belly that was far too large for just the couple of months that had passed.
"Er..." Rune turned and looked inside. "CALDER! CALDER! I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING!"