Would you rather?

[XXtraPrince]

Park.

Would you rather have your Vermouth in a Manhattan or a Martini?

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

Manhatten please!

Would you rather watch a porno starring your parents or watch a porno with your parents?

 

[XXtraPrince]

I'd rather watch a video of my parents; being an orphan, I've always been curious about my origins.

Would you rather have an electrostatic dildo or a fucking machine?

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

Fucking machine!! It's on my Christmas list, lol.

Would you rather be stranded on an island with a bunch of clowns or a bunch of Elvis impersonators?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Clowns, I guess (a lot of my buddies are Shrine clowns).

IF NO-ONE WERE TO EVER KNOW, would you rather screw your current lover of your "ex"?

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

Current lover

Would you rather climax every five minutes or climax once a year?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Once a year. If I climaxed every five minutes, my brain would be protoplasm in about an hour.

Fantasy or pseudo-reality?

 

[Camille]

Fantasy


Would you rather get even or get over it?

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

Get over it.
Would you rather be a superhero or a villain?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Villain (I don't look good in a cape).

Would you rather have six children or none at all?

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

Six children. I love kids.

Would you rather be a bear or a cheetah?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Cheetah - I love life in the fast lane.

Would you rather eat fast food every day for a month, or do without for a year?

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

Without fast food for a year? I can do that. I think...


Would you rather be forced to go to a Justin Bieber concert or a Brittney Spears concert?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Brittney Spears (we're related by a couple dozen marriages).

Would you rather live in South Carolina or South Dakota?

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

South Carolina


Would you rather live in the Medieval or Victorian Era?

 

[Cal]

Victorian Era!

Would you rather be naked in Antartica or wear all the clothes you own in the desert? (granted that neither will kill you)

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

All my clothes in the desert

Would you rather have a unibrow or a uniboob?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Great cartoon I saw YEARS ago, showing Cyclops walking hand-in-hand with his main squeeze, who had one boob....

Military khakis in a hippie commune or tie-dyes and dungarees in an American Legion post?

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

Wow tough decision. I'll go with military khakis in a hippie commune.

Would you rather have sex in front of a stadium full of strangers or in front of your family members?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Family (I know where the refrigerators are).

Would you rather have the mind-blowing orgasm of all time, or four regular ones, bang-bang-bang-bang?

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

Hmmm... mind blowing. Sex in general is still awesome.

Would you rather sleep with twins or your hottest teacher?

 

[Ranth]

I would say my teacher. I'm a sucker for 'em, haha.

Would you rather have a life without love but lots of great achievements, or one without many merits but a great lifelong love?

 

[XXtraPrince]

One great lifelong love.

Well within your visual range, a couple is having sex vigorously and enthusiastically. Would you rather stop and watch them 'til they're finished (from a concealed vantage point), or simply go on about your business?

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

Wow, ummm... hmmm, most likely walk on by and take a page out of their book to get the deed done.

Would you rather have a customized pool or have a beach as your backyard?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Beachfront property.

Based on your experiences to this point, would you rather date (or, really, interact with in any manner) private-school or public-school types?