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Hahvoc The Decepticon
Singularity
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2009
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I LOVE NEEDLES.
Stranger: hiya
You: What's up?
Stranger: oh me to!
You: Really?
You: Would you put a needle in your urethra?
Stranger: no not really
Stranger: and no i wouldn't
You: Why not?
Stranger: because it can damage all that plumbing..
You: If you leave it in.
You: But that would be stupid.
Stranger: it would be stupid to do it in the first place..
You: But the coldness feels so good.
You: Like right now.
Stranger: m/f?
You: I have a huge hard on.
You: That work out for you?
Stranger: yeah, got it.
Stranger: thanks
You: =)
Stranger: =P
You: So what's your gender?
Stranger: I am of the Female type
You: Lies. There are no wominz on the internets.
Stranger: says who?
You: Says the 50+ rules of the internet.
Stranger: hm.
Stranger: well rules were made to be broken, right?
You: Some are.
Stranger: like this one
You: But I don't believe you are a woman.
Stranger: so here i am
Stranger: haah why do you say that?
You: You haven't told me your cupsize.
Stranger: 36 C
You: Thanks.
You: My boobs are 36 Bs.
Stranger: you don't have to return the favour btw
You: I'm a transexual.
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: bi?
You: Yes.
Stranger: got a partner?
You: Two, actually.
Stranger: one of each?
You: Yup. I can't get enough cock and boobs are just too good to pass over.
Stranger: i can agree with the first part.. =/
You: Well, you aren't bi, so you wouldn't understand.
Stranger: i guess nt.
Stranger: not*
Stranger: hows the needle doing?
You: Great, actually. Slides in so smooth.
You: Gives me chills.
Stranger: mmmm.
You: Oh? You like that?
Stranger: no
You: I think you are lying.
You: but that's okay.
You: This is the internetz.
Stranger: haha yeah.. everyone lies.
Stranger: xD
You: Pretty much.
Stranger: you like piercings?
You: I'm not sticking a needle in my dick for nothing.
Stranger: thats gross.
You: Oh? You thought I was lying?
You: I'm not.
You: It feels realllly good.
Stranger: hm.
Stranger: i meant normal people piercings..
You: What the fuck?
You: Normal people?
You: Are you sexist or something?
Stranger: ?no.
Stranger: i mean... above the waist puiercings
You: Oh...Okay.
You: I have my tongue pierced.
Stranger: mme too
You: That's sexy.
You: Do you put it to use?
Stranger: oh you bet
You: Oh, you dirty girl.
Stranger: haha so you believe i;m a girl now...
You: Maybe. I'm not totally convinced.
You: I mean, I stroke when I need to get off. What do you do?
Stranger: what?
You: Do you double click the mouse?
You: Dj diddles it?
Stranger: nah.. i just get someone else to do it.
You: You don't even touch yourself? Why would someone else touch you?
Stranger: so i don't have to.
Stranger:
You: Wow. You have to be a woman. You're lazy.
You: Go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Stranger: funny
You: I'm serious.
You: All this needle work is making me hungry.
Stranger: make it yourself you lazy bag of scum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I LOVE NEEDLES.
Stranger: hiya
You: What's up?
Stranger: oh me to!
You: Really?
You: Would you put a needle in your urethra?
Stranger: no not really
Stranger: and no i wouldn't
You: Why not?
Stranger: because it can damage all that plumbing..
You: If you leave it in.
You: But that would be stupid.
Stranger: it would be stupid to do it in the first place..
You: But the coldness feels so good.
You: Like right now.
Stranger: m/f?
You: I have a huge hard on.
You: That work out for you?
Stranger: yeah, got it.
Stranger: thanks
You: =)
Stranger: =P
You: So what's your gender?
Stranger: I am of the Female type
You: Lies. There are no wominz on the internets.
Stranger: says who?
You: Says the 50+ rules of the internet.
Stranger: hm.
Stranger: well rules were made to be broken, right?
You: Some are.
Stranger: like this one
You: But I don't believe you are a woman.
Stranger: so here i am
Stranger: haah why do you say that?
You: You haven't told me your cupsize.
Stranger: 36 C
You: Thanks.
You: My boobs are 36 Bs.
Stranger: you don't have to return the favour btw
You: I'm a transexual.
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: bi?
You: Yes.
Stranger: got a partner?
You: Two, actually.
Stranger: one of each?
You: Yup. I can't get enough cock and boobs are just too good to pass over.
Stranger: i can agree with the first part.. =/
You: Well, you aren't bi, so you wouldn't understand.
Stranger: i guess nt.
Stranger: not*
Stranger: hows the needle doing?
You: Great, actually. Slides in so smooth.
You: Gives me chills.
Stranger: mmmm.
You: Oh? You like that?
Stranger:
noYou: I think you are lying.
You: but that's okay.
You: This is the internetz.
Stranger: haha yeah.. everyone lies.
Stranger: xD
You: Pretty much.
Stranger: you like piercings?
You: I'm not sticking a needle in my dick for nothing.
Stranger: thats gross.
You: Oh? You thought I was lying?
You: I'm not.
You: It feels realllly good.
Stranger: hm.
Stranger: i meant normal people piercings..
You: What the fuck?
You: Normal people?
You: Are you sexist or something?
Stranger: ?no.
Stranger: i mean... above the waist puiercings
You: Oh...Okay.
You: I have my tongue pierced.
Stranger: mme too
You: That's sexy.
You: Do you put it to use?
Stranger: oh you bet
You: Oh, you dirty girl.
Stranger: haha so you believe i;m a girl now...
You: Maybe. I'm not totally convinced.
You: I mean, I stroke when I need to get off. What do you do?
Stranger: what?
You: Do you double click the mouse?
You: Dj diddles it?
Stranger: nah.. i just get someone else to do it.
You: You don't even touch yourself? Why would someone else touch you?
Stranger: so i don't have to.
Stranger:
You: Wow. You have to be a woman. You're lazy.
You: Go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Stranger: funny
You: I'm serious.
You: All this needle work is making me hungry.
Stranger: make it yourself you lazy bag of scum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I WIN AGAIN.
